This is why American Dad is one of the greatest shows on tv.

<object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="https://www.youtube.com/v/usb7Oj7VcmA?fs=1&hl=en_US"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="https://www.youtube.com/v/usb7Oj7VcmA?fs=1&hl=en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object>


<object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="https://www.youtube.com/v/ShIcWcP5rQc?fs=1&hl=en_US"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="https://www.youtube.com/v/ShIcWcP5rQc?fs=1&hl=en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object>

Soap, you are more correct than a strip of bacon eating a dandelion, which is very.

One time I saw a piece of bacon eating a dandelion, it was so cute it was cute. My cat is being cute right now :DD:D:D:D:D:

My cat is fat and his name is Chandler.

is that your only pet?

sweet so i'm guessing you like animals?

Good!!

I would save all the animals in the world and kill the humans if I had to choose.

No, I am Bla!!!!!!

I worship you!!!!!! XD

I no longer worship you

Yes, yes you can, for now...

Mine get buttery or cheesy popcorn

I have none, but I just had oreos and bar-b-que chips

Why do you stick a puppy feet first into a blender?

To see its reaction of course.

its 4:32 am here lol

How many puppies does it take to paint a garage door?

Depends on how hard you throw em.

I was going to tell some of my jokes, but that would get me banned for sure haha.

Fine. I will change my jokes.


How do you make Helen Keller go crazy?


Giver her a basketball and tell her to read it.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive?

Cause she was a woman who was blind.

ORANGES ARE GOOD

I think I crossed the line like 20 seconds ago, but I quickly edited my post cause I was awesome.

And you guys are all sissies! Dead puppy jokes and sexist jokes are funny.
You guys should lighten up, I mean I am the one telling em, and I am a Christian, exact opposite of what I should be doing.

Bla you made me laugh so hard. Especially since all my dead puppy jokes were originally dead baby jokes, but I changed it to puppies our of respect for another member here. CAn't remember who.....

HAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHA I LOVE YOU SOAP

How was that racist?!?

Pfft, I can get away with telling that shit on GFAQs but not here?

Just watch....I will make a topic and lets see how long it lasts.
Infact I will make 2.

hahaha yes i am young and impressionable