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 » The Lounge » Its my sort-of-girlfriend's surprise birthday party tomorrow night. [Semi-awkward Conclusion]

Its my sort-of-girlfriend's surprise birthday party tomorrow night. [Semi-awkward Conclusion]

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MEGA MILK
The Adli Corporation
Ante
Frostbyrn
Zillah
chunckylover53
Epyk MD
Ars Diaboli
sheep
1fnbighen
asdf
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asdf

asdf

I am not sure how to go about this. The problem is that we haven't gone on a date yet but I like her and she likes me. We both know that and just haven't hung out since we found that out. We tried to go on a date a few weeks back but we couldn't get one done before she spent a month in TN with her mom. So now she's back, this will be the first time we've seen each other in person in a while. I don't know how to go about this because only a few people will be there, making individual discussion very difficult. This is a small group kind of deal BTW so there will be lots of small-group discussion and I don't believe everyone there knows the situation.

tl;dr

This is basically me right now:

Spoiler:



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1fnbighen

1fnbighen

*insert tucker saying "bow chika wow wow"*

good for you bro

asdf

asdf

Thanks, but this is no time for congratulations. This is a time for PANIC!

sheep

sheep

Just be normal.

1fnbighen

1fnbighen

condom

Ars Diaboli

Ars Diaboli

Titz.





In all seriousness, just go for it. Call her over for a bit, shouldn't be hard.

asdf

asdf

1fnbighen wrote:condom

...

someone was gonna say it

Epyk MD

Epyk MD

Be normal peavs. She may feel just as awkward as you. roll in there as same old peavs + more eye contact and perhaps some tactical physical contact, go in for a hand squeeze maybe...

Your around 16 yeah?

Epyk MD

Epyk MD

Im stressing the eye contact, ladies love it. Sheep knows.

Epyk MD

Epyk MD

...no stalker eyes though

asdf

asdf

You would be correct about the age, Epyk.

1fnbighen wrote:condom

In Wisconsin, if 2 people under the age of 18 have sex, they are raping each other and both go to jail for it. Ah, the genius of Madison politicians.

Ars Diaboli

Ars Diaboli

Wait, what? So you would be ravaging her vagina and she would be eating your dick, against your wills?

How does that even work?

chunckylover53



Spy...ke wrote:You would be correct about the age, Epyk.

1fnbighen wrote:condom

In Wisconsin, if 2 people under the age of 18 have sex, they are raping each other and both go to jail for it. Ah, the genius of Madison politicians.



Da fuk?



Yeah what epyk said.. It's amazing how easy it actually easy if you think about it. If you act all weird and she likes that then she won't like you for you and that will fall apart in time.

Epyk MD

Epyk MD

Too soon ars, to soon.

Zillah

Zillah

Just try and be social right off the bat. if youre quiet the first 10 minutes its harder to start talking to people later. Trust me on this one

Frostbyrn

Frostbyrn

Like epyk said tactical physical contact

Trip over and use her breasts to break your faces fall

If you can make a disturbing amount of eye contact while doing it even better

asdf

asdf

Sir Shmoopy wrote:Like epyk said tactical physical contact

Trip over and use her breasts to break your faces fall

If you can make a disturbing amount of eye contact while doing it even better

lol frosty, lol

Frostbyrn

Frostbyrn

Its the freakish amount of eye contact though man

Also some guys like to improvise using my patented "Airbag" technique

one of the most common mistakes is not making eye contact when you hit them also motorboating without making eye contact while you do it is a big no-no

asdf

asdf

Its my sort-of-girlfriend's surprise birthday party tomorrow night. [Semi-awkward Conclusion] Trash10



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Frostbyrn

Frostbyrn

That is some of the most lazy post whoring ever!

asdf

asdf

wut?

Ante

Ante

Just stroll in, and tell that ho what's up.


Be like, "bitch I like you and bitch, I know you like me. Now let's dance motherfucker."




This plan is flawless and cannot fail.

asdf

asdf

Spy...ke wrote:Its my sort-of-girlfriend's surprise birthday party tomorrow night. [Semi-awkward Conclusion] Trash10



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Ante

Ante

I see nothing. Suspect

asdf

asdf

Does it help that she knows I'm a brony? Her dad is one too. It's kind of awesome.

Ante

Ante

Spy...ke wrote:Does it help that she knows I'm a brony? Her dad is one too. It's kind of awesome.


Woah shit, really? Is she?



This is actually good, because it'll give you instant brownie points with the dad.

asdf

asdf

She's a pseudo-brony. She, like me, is a big fan of all of the good ol' Lauren Faust cartoons. She watched MLP and is a lawful neutral on it.

Ante

Ante

Neutral is not good enough, dammit. Ah well, at least she likes good western animation.

Frostbyrn

Frostbyrn

You keep posting nothing man

asdf

asdf

Fixed

Ante

Ante

I honestly don't know what to say man. When it comes to girls, I just go with the flow. If they like me, I let them come to me, but I don't usually go out of my way to hook up with anyone. In my experience, most women (not saying all, obviously) are just too frustrating and needy and the stress of dealing with them is just not worth it. I may not get laid as much as the next guy, but I get enough, and I'm not that guy always complaining to his "bro" that my girlfriend is a huge drain.

Wow, uh, that deviated slightly... I guess what I'm trying to say is... Just. Act. Natural.

asdf

asdf

Its my sort-of-girlfriend's surprise birthday party tomorrow night. [Semi-awkward Conclusion] 130747632166

Ante

Ante

Your shit appears to have broken again Peavs. FIX IT.

asdf

asdf

Dammit. It works for me. I reposted the images from a different site. It could be something with SeC right now.

The Adli Corporation

The Adli Corporation

1) acquire box
2) cut hole in box
3) insert junk into box
4) present junk-in-box to girlfriend
5) ???
6) Profit

MEGA MILK

MEGA MILK

I once stared at a girl for five minutes and hit third base.

You'll do fine.

chunckylover53



MEGA MILK wrote:I once stared at a girl for five minutes and hit third base.

You'll do fine.



Wut?!

Pariah

Pariah

Peavs would this be Angelique?
oh, and just act normal, be nice, that kind of thing. Just for th love of god dont follow all the sex advice you've received.

asdf

asdf

Well, this night ended quite well. As Bob Ross put it, "We don't have mistakes, we just have happy accidents."

During the course of the party, some of us started playing the ninja game (look it up if you don't know what it is).

It got down to just her and I. This happened 4 games in a row. I'm slightly taller than her which required her to jump a slight bit to get to my hands. On the fourth game we went on like this for about 5 minutes ending up in really unbalanced positions trying to hit each others hands. She decided to lunge at my hand which I shot to behind my head. She ended up knocking me over and landed on top of me. I enjoyed the next 5 seconds very much. We're going out next week.

Ante

Ante

Its my sort-of-girlfriend's surprise birthday party tomorrow night. [Semi-awkward Conclusion] Great_success

Pariah

Pariah

I have no idea what to say besides

Brett Peavler: Master of Seduction.

You win the Sean Connery Shilver Medal of Shmoothness.

Ars Diaboli

Ars Diaboli

Good going!

Eventually, she'll jump at you again. Without clothes in the way, of course.

Khfan60

Khfan60

Congrats.



And Ninja, fun thing to do in the middle of traffic. That and push-ups.

asdf

asdf

Stifler wrote:Ninja, fun thing to do in the middle of traffic.

wat

MEGA MILK

MEGA MILK

ninja game
Fuck yeah. Somewhere on YouTube is a video of me playing ninja with my AP US History class.

chunckylover53



I've never heard of this Ninja game. Man i've really wasted my teenage years... Grats peav.

Grey

Grey

asdf

asdf

You get some AC for that DC.

Zillah

Zillah

MEGA MILK wrote:
ninja game
Fuck yeah. Somewhere on YouTube is a video of me playing ninja with my AP US History class.

o really?

MEGA MILK

MEGA MILK

ya really

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