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i found the best job idea evar

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Frostbyrn
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HydrasBreath ♜
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infadel117
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1i found the best job idea evar Empty i found the best job idea evar 2011-12-20, 13:55

infadel117

infadel117

professional office chair tester

*sits in a chair at office depot* nice...that'll be $500

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Guest

Psh... I've been testing mine out for years. I get a weekly paycheck for it.

Captain Pirate Pineapple

Captain Pirate Pineapple

Or my job. Work for 2 and a half hours, then played some BF3 and then napped the rest of the day.

HydrasBreath ♜

HydrasBreath ♜

El Duderino wrote:Or my job. Work for 2 and a half hours, then played some BF3 and then napped the rest of the day.

what do you do kalei?

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Guest

Male Prostitute.

DRGN LRD 1213

DRGN LRD 1213

I get paid to sit in my chair and post on the SeC!



O yea baby!

HydrasBreath ♜

HydrasBreath ♜

Mills wrote:Male Prostitute.

haha you know that wouldn't surprise me

Frostbyrn

Frostbyrn

Really I thought Kalei invented the position of Condom tester Very Happy

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Guest

i found the best job idea evar Images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTUdV8_pqk-MV7nW4hyreJDELFXmItSw-4uIb8ZXDd9otQ7Bw1MXA

Here's his profile picture.

Crombie

Crombie

Mills wrote:Psh... I've been testing mine out for years. I get a weekly paycheck for it.

El Duderino wrote:Or my job. Work for 2 and a half hours, then played some BF3 and then napped the rest of the day.

DRGN LRD 1213 wrote:I get paid to sit in my chair and post on the SeC!

O yea baby!

I hate all of you, with all of my hatred.

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Guest

I have a nice cushy job for you Crombie. You just have to uproot and move to Oklahoma.

Captain Pirate Pineapple

Captain Pirate Pineapple

I actually work in a warehouse doing manual labor, shipping and receiving, and driving a fork lift around, but I do love Frosts and Mills thoughts on what my job is.

HydrasBreath ♜

HydrasBreath ♜

El Duderino wrote:I actually work in a warehouse doing manual labor, shipping and receiving, and driving a fork lift around, but I do love Frosts and Mills thoughts on what my job is.

huh but I could of swore I played BC2 with you once and you said you were at work...I figured you had some cushy job.

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Guest

Gaming warehouse?

Crombie

Crombie

Mills wrote:I have a nice cushy job for you Crombie. You just have to uproot and move to Oklahoma.

But then I wouldn't have free health care. How aboot* you move here and I'll give you a job with me so I can relax? How are you with... problem solving?





* - diliberate use of slang term, that everyone thinks Canadians sounds like.

Guest


Guest

It's cold up there isn't it? That's not good on the old zombie body.


incidentally, I'm an excellent problem solver. But I've grown attached to Oklahoma and it's mild winter.


I won't be visiting ya'll* anytime soon.


*-deliberate use of slang term, Oklahomans all do sound alike.

HydrasBreath ♜

HydrasBreath ♜

Crombie wrote:
Mills wrote:I have a nice cushy job for you Crombie. You just have to uproot and move to Oklahoma.

But then I wouldn't have free health care. How aboot* you move here and I'll give you a job with me so I can relax? How are you with... problem solving?





* - diliberate use of slang term, that everyone thinks Canadians sounds like.

what are you talking aboot eh? No one thinks that so just shut your flappy headed mouth eh! I'm going to go back in my igloo now Razz

/stereotype

Crombie

Crombie

haha, I visited Texas and every other word was ya'll. It drove me nuts! but I can completely understand as there are many MANY canadians that say eh relentlessly.

What's your idea of "cold"?

Smile

Captain Pirate Pineapple

Captain Pirate Pineapple

Nope, no cushy job for me. When I have work to do, it sucks, but when I don't have work to do, it's great! *Now I must go churn some butter!




*-deliberate use of a saying because I live in what's known as "Amish Country"

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Guest

Crombie wrote:haha, I visited Texas and every other word was ya'll. It drove me nuts! but I can completely understand as there are many MANY canadians that say eh relentlessly.

What's your idea of "cold"?

Smile


We have many rednecks here who are too lazy to speak without sounding like morons. I try to suppress my own accent.


When the temp gets into the 20s I stay indoors. We had a zero degree day last year and I called in sick.

Captain Pirate Pineapple

Captain Pirate Pineapple

Mills wrote:We have many rednecks here who are too lazy to speak without sounding like morons.

Funny, I have the similar situation here, but they really are not true rednecks like how they are in the south. And I don't think it's so much laziness that makes them speak without sounding like morons....

Crombie

Crombie

Mills wrote:
We have many rednecks here who are too lazy to speak without sounding like morons. I try to suppress my own accent.


When the temp gets into the 20s I stay indoors. We had a zero degree day last year and I called in sick.

Zero ye say, eh? That there is hardly toque weather, don't you know? I had ter convert it tah Celcius and that right there's a mighty fine day there, eh.

Now pass me a serviette, cause I done spilled ma poutine on my chesterfield.



Seriously though, -22 to -31 fahrenheit isn't out of the norm for about 2-3 weeks a year. (that's -30 to -35 for my Canadian brethren)

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Guest

Canadian redneck? lol....


-31.... screw that. Freezing my ass off just reading that.

HydrasBreath ♜

HydrasBreath ♜

Mills wrote:Canadian redneck? lol....


-31.... screw that. Freezing my ass off just reading that.

I live in the "redneck" part of Canada...drive 15 minutes in any direction and you're in the middle of buttfuck nowhere. A city with 100,000 population is considered a major metropolitan area.

Crombie

Crombie

Mills wrote:Canadian redneck? lol....

You have no idea... essentially every* province except BC and Ontario is full of rednecks. In BC they're just full of dirty hippies... dirty, dirty hippies.




* - I don't count Quebec, cause they can go ahead and get fucked.

EDIT: I'm in Alberta btw, home of the rednecks. Hell, our Lacrosse team is called the roughnecks...

Frostbyrn

Frostbyrn

Amish Country?

Dammit now I have the mental image of Kalei picking up Amish bitches

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Sir Shmoopy wrote:Amish Country?

Dammit now I have the mental image of Kalei picking up Amish bitches


Crazy fucking by candlelight.

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Guest

I guess I never thought that rednecks exist outside of the south.

Frostbyrn

Frostbyrn

Every country has rednecks man

You know those guys who live outside of major metropolitan areas and still havent gotten over the ignorance of a couple of decades ago

HydrasBreath ♜

HydrasBreath ♜

Crombie wrote:
Mills wrote:Canadian redneck? lol....

You have no idea... essentially every* province except BC and Ontario is full of rednecks. In BC they're just full of dirty hippies... dirty, dirty hippies.




* - I don't count Quebec, cause they can go ahead and get fucked.

EDIT: I'm in Alberta btw, home of the rednecks. Hell, our Lacrosse team is called the roughnecks...

yeah but at least you guys have huge ass cities like Edmonton or Calgary...I thought the maritimes were pretty much viewed as the backwoods by other Canucks

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Sir Shmoopy wrote:Every country has rednecks man

You know those guys who live outside of major metropolitan areas and still havent gotten over the ignorance of a couple of decades ago


Maybe the title redneck is used too often. How about Hillbillies? We have a ton of those. They exist in Canada?

HydrasBreath ♜

HydrasBreath ♜

Mills wrote:
Sir Shmoopy wrote:Every country has rednecks man

You know those guys who live outside of major metropolitan areas and still havent gotten over the ignorance of a couple of decades ago


Maybe the title redneck is used too often. How about Hillbillies? We have a ton of those. They exist in Canada?

people living in shacks in the woods off the grid? yup totally

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Guest

Fucking the eh out of their relatives in the aboot? That kind of hillbilly? I live next to Arkansas....

Frostbyrn

Frostbyrn

I still dont get why Crombie was mocking Ricos Roughnecks

HydrasBreath ♜

HydrasBreath ♜

Mills wrote:Fucking the eh out of their relatives in the aboot? That kind of hillbilly? I live next to Arkansas....

sure why not...I'm sure it's out there somewhere in the land of the maple leaf.

Crombie

Crombie

HydrasBreath wrote:
yeah but at least you guys have huge ass cities like Edmonton or Calgary...I thought the maritimes were pretty much viewed as the backwoods by other Canucks

I'm in Calgary, and I can see what you mean, but we are surrounded by redneck hillbilly white trash whatever you want to call it's throughout the prairies. The trailer parks around the outskirts are ridiculous, and it gets worse the more north you go till you hit fort mac.


Mills wrote:
Sir Shmoopy wrote:Every country has rednecks man

You know those guys who live outside of major metropolitan areas and still havent gotten over the ignorance of a couple of decades ago


Maybe the title redneck is used too often. How about Hillbillies? We have a ton of those. They exist in Canada?

Oh yes... oh yes. My best friend married into some... He used to be so wholesome Sad

Crombie

Crombie

Sir Shmoopy wrote:I still dont get why Crombie was mocking Ricos Roughnecks

i found the best job idea evar 670010

Keyser Söze

Keyser Söze

I have no idea what is going on...*

*deliberate stoner stereotype, which is actually true

Patrick Star

Patrick Star

dewd was gunna post sumthing but totully forgot lul i found the best job idea evar Smoking-smiley-5427

Zillah

Zillah

huh?

Frostbyrn

Frostbyrn

Its a stoner invasion!

Hide the cheetos and cookies!

Keyser Söze

Keyser Söze

Careful, or we'll send smoke signals for back up.

Frostbyrn

Frostbyrn

pfft your too stoned to send smoke signals probally end up setting your army on fire Very Happy

Keyser Söze

Keyser Söze

Most likely...

Frostbyrn

Frostbyrn

Holy shit is that Tommy Chong over there!

Keyser Söze

Keyser Söze

Apparently, a new Cheech and Chong movie was in the making. Wonder what ever happened with that...

Keyser Söze

Keyser Söze

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Frostbyrn

Frostbyrn

Well due to the sheer amount of pot on the set they just plum forgot to make it Very Happy

Zillah

Zillah

Ash fucking Williams wrote:<object style="height: 390px; width: 640px"><param name="movie" value="https://www.youtube.com/v/o_-KYga6Szo?version=3&feature=player_detailpage"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"><embed src="https://www.youtube.com/v/o_-KYga6Szo?version=3&feature=player_detailpage" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" width="640" height="360"></object>

did that really just turn into a fiber one commercial?

Keyser Söze

Keyser Söze

I guess it did.

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