So I was bowling yesterday to ring in the New Year's, and I got a mafucking turkey. I have the weirdest technique, too. I don't finger any of the holes, I just shove it down the lane.
but that's not the best part
Immediately after said turkey occurred, I Tebowed. Due to the ruckus I caused, I had several witnesses who Tebowed as well.
My friends did it. The people in the next lane over did it. A few (drunken) passerby did it.
what can i say, i'm a phenomenon
Anyways, good morning. Hope most of you partied hard last night. How are ya feeling?
ps - work should be outlawed on this day.
but that's not the best part
Immediately after said turkey occurred, I Tebowed. Due to the ruckus I caused, I had several witnesses who Tebowed as well.
My friends did it. The people in the next lane over did it. A few (drunken) passerby did it.
what can i say, i'm a phenomenon
Anyways, good morning. Hope most of you partied hard last night. How are ya feeling?
ps - work should be outlawed on this day.