This actually made me laugh: Amazon trolling

http://www.amazon.com/Zenith-96-0529-4035-Tourbillon-Titanium-Chronograph/dp/B001K3IXW8/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1327987083&sr=8-2



Just read the reviews. I was looking at Rolexes and stumbled upon it.

hahahahaha dat price tag

well look on the bright-side, if you buy it now you'll be saving 58 grand!

Hahaha, that's funny XD I found something like this, but it was a 100000 razor. If I can find it ill post the link.

''When I first bought this watch I had buyer's remorse. How could I possibly justify spending $[...] on a watch when I drive a 1992 Ford Festiva don't even own a home?

Then the most amazing this happened. Last night I was out at a bar with some friends. I walked up to the amazingly beautiful woman, and she looked at me, then my watch, and said the most wonderful thing, "Nice Watch." I took that opening and asked her for her number, and she laughed and told me to go away. Normally women just laugh and tell me to go away, so this was a huge improvement and worth every penny.''

wow that is some kind of awesome review

"I see it is water pressure safe to like 3000 feet, but what about in the zero gravity vacuum of space? will it explode? I dont want to look like a loser with a broken watch when I lift-off with Virgin Galactic. Anyone with space travel experience your comments would be apreciated.



"... He scoffs at the single-axis tourbillon, insisting his watch parts come in powers of ten.
... He refuses to wear Titanium, prefering Fermium with its perfect atomic number of 100.
... He dismissively shrugs his shoulders at a paltry depth limit of 3,300 feet for a watch. After all, the Titanic is 12,600 feet down - and what other diving destination is there?

... He is the Most Interesting Man in the World.

"I don't always wear a tawdry, cheap watch that costs less than $100,000, but when I do, I wear the Zenith Men's Defy Xtreme Tourbillon Titanium Chronograph Watch."



"I see that many people writing in about this watch are mocking the expense. I understand; it's a tough economy and it's difficult to justify spending this kind of money unless you're truly affluent. However, I have bought this watch and find it to be a very special timepiece.

It's the extra touches in a fine piece of horological craftsmanship that make it a wonder to wear. For example, the bracelet could easily stand up on its own as fine jewelry, and the tourbillon movement ensures perfect timekeeping. Additionally, I found that the laser gun built into the screw-down crown is good for fighting off the unclean rabble as they beg for pennies when your limousine passes by.

In short, if you're looking for both a classy and well-built timepiece, look no further."

That's awesome...

One of the reviews led me to this product which also doesn't have one serious review for it: http://www.amazon.com/Tuscan-Whole-Milk-Gallon-128/dp/B00032G1S0

I'm starting to love Amazon. These are hilarous

http://www.amazon.com/Images-SI-Inc-Uranium-Ore/dp/B000796XXM/ref=pd_sim_sbs_gro_3

win.

so much

My favorite would have to be the first review for the watch.

I love the first one, especially the part about Chuck Norris

Picked this up for use in one of my kid's 'diversity' projects in school
(Great Success!), and stuck the leftovers in the cabinet next to the
baking soda.


Ran out of toothpaste, and remembered how you're supposed to be able
to use baking soda to clean your teeth, so of course, I accidentally
used this instead, and Wow! all I can say is, my teeth have never been
cleaner! They sparkle, they tingle, and for some reason, they STAY
clean now, no matter what. Highly recommended!


However, when I ran out of that fire-ant killer powder stuff, I figured I would try some for that too.


Big mistake!


Boy, it sure did not kill those ants!


Fortunately, those suckers get slower as they get bigger, so I have
been able to use a shovel to take care of most of them, one at a time
though, the sneaky devils.


And the darn trash man refuses to take them away..


I would have given this product 5 stars for the teeth and the
project on embracing diversity, but I deducted one star because of the
giant mutant ants.