Worst joke i've ever heard

My friend: "What do you call a deer with no eyes?"
Me: What?
My friend: "NO-EYE-DEER!"
Me:

que?

hm....*gets glasses*

just click on it k...

lol

that's awesome

^awww you ruined your post count...

for a second he was 1337?

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?

Cardboard Fox wrote:What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?

Adli's last girlfriend?

Wraith wrote:

Cardboard Fox wrote:What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?

Adli's last girlfriend?

hey, [whatever noise deer make] means yes.

what do you call a jewish girls boobs?

Jewbs

worst joke ever?


WALES.

I can start in with more racist jokes if you want....

so much win. that movie almost made Uma Thurman interesting.

I woulda been "da hell?!"

Wraith wrote:

aaaaaaaaaand now I know where you get all your clever jokes from :3

the answer is always "the internet"

the internet taught you everything I bet XD

everything :3


the internet taught me how to shave. my dad was just like "umm wut?"

pfffffft.

the internet.

Google knows all
























>_>
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Siren wrote:pfffffft.

the internet.

it can teach you everything young grasshopper.

My doctor told me I had to stop masturbating.

I asked him "Why?"

And he said "Because I'm trying to talk to you..."

The queen of England was visiting one of Canada's top hospitals, and during her tour of the floors she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating.

"Oh my god!", said the Queen, "That's disgraceful, what is the meaning of this???"

The doctor leading the tour explains, "I'm sorry your ladyship, this man has a very serious condition where the testicles rapidly fill with semen. If he doesn't do that five times a day, they would explode and he would most likely die instantly."

"Oh, I am sorry" said the Queen.

On the next floor they passed a room where a young nurse was giving a patient a blow job.

"Oh my God", said the Queen, "What's happening in there?"

The Doctor replied, "Same problem, better health plan."