Yeah, im mad.

So im playing MW3, my first mistake. He gets on with his MLG clan tag and starts ripping stuff up with a ump. Im using my trademarked M16a4 but I throw a hybrid sight on because im a stupid head and its terrible.

The kid gets an Osprey in the care package and of course I kill him and take it and proceed to kill him with it. I go like 12-12, fuck hybrid sights...second on my team. This fool has the AUDACITY to call me out and leave. I calmly follow him to the next game and stalk him like creepy guys do girls they lust after on facebook. So after killing him in game(s) unanswered, he appears offline and I send him a message, "Need me to use the ACR next time champ?"

inb4umadbrah...Yes, furious.

Edit: Ah, I guess I should specify. He called me out not for doing poorly but for stealing his care package. And proceeded to taunt myself and the rest of the lobby. Usually I just mute but not today.

I'm not sure where the anger's coming from...

Yeah neither am i, are you angry because he didn't reply?

you are angry because did badly while you used a gun you didn't like?

Well, it all started as a child....this anger, I dont like trash talk. I only trash talk Epyk because he is fat, and Zillah because he is one step away from being a squeeker and Camel because he is Camel.

Its all fun and games...till shit gets real. He actually just caught me on a terrible day. The fact his gamer picture was the MLG pro logo didnt help his cause.

Geez guys, keep up. He was talking shit before, after and during the game. It wasnt the funny kind, it was the "I play Game Battles and im better than you and my life is complete kind. It irks me.

Do anyone take people who have an MLG clan tag seriously anyways?

Just gotta let that fool know. "I'm motherfucking Byas bitch!"

I calmly strolled to my bathroom, put on my finest robe, made a cup of chocolate milk, in a fancy glass mind you and had a "mission accomplished" drink.

Hershey chocolate syrup brah.

Whats a squeeker?

A teen/preteen with a higher pitched voice, often times accompanied by voice cracks and inconsistency.

I see this as being completely and utterly justified. I do this sometimes just for fun. Trolling win.

I'm not a squeaker am i byased?

Gary Effin' Oak. wrote:A teen/preteen with a higher pitched voice, often times accompanied by voice cracks and inconsistency.

how do i get that title and not milk?

ah well. i might give MW3 another whirl tonight...

No Camel, you arent.

Some Sandy Ravage wannabe, ill be sure to let you know.

Zillah, Milk is a girl...thats why he cant be a squeeker.

Frostbyrn wrote:What was his GT so I can troll this kid?

Wanna follow him and piss him off on Friday?

Gary Effin' Oak. wrote:
Hershey chocolate syrup brah.

That stuff is terrible.. You're terrible.

Pretty sure Gary Motherfucking Oak doesn't get angry.

Gary just says Smell you later, I would have done that...but he is no Ash...He is barely a metapod...fuck him.

As for Hersey Syrup not being good....fuck you man. Stick to Ovatine scrub.

Stick to ovaltine scrub...

i lol'd

Anger management?

Dance Hall Derelict wrote:Anger management?

running around and shooting people in the most ridiculously awesome ways is my favourite anger management.