So I just made a welcome topic on a Christian forum I just found for the lolz.

I only did because I can't tell if this site is a legit christian site, or one mocking christianity.

So I figured the best way to find out would be to make a topic and introduce myself.

http://www.godhatessinners.com/showthread.php?2375-Hi-im-new-here&p=11718#post11718

Princess Molestia...if they're legitimately christian to this extreme, you're screwed.

I think so. But come on...it was the only suitable username I could come up with!

Also. After looking thru like 30 topics, I still can not fathom if this is a mock site or a serious one. There is almost as many trolls on the site as there are posters that seem to be serious ones. So I don't know.

This had me laughing though.


Originally Posted by Amber
A retarded uncle once gave me a "My Little Pony". Fortunately my father loves me and kicked the uncle out to never return and my father burned the toy.

All a girl needs is her Bible and being on her knees for Jesus!

yea jesus likes it when your on your knees and being God's dirty little servant.

Holy Hell Soap that post man....

This site is pretty hilarious.

I'm too scared to look

You know the Bible says Jesus died for our sins. If we don't sin, then he died for nothing.

Captain Pirate Pineapple wrote:You know the Bible says Jesus died for our sins. If we don't sin, then he died for nothing.

I think it's because we're born into sin...or something...

Nevermind.

Oh my god I can not get enough of this site.

i still have yet to post in anything other than the 1 topic I made. But God(lol pun) I am going to have a field day.

Captain Pirate Pineapple wrote:You know the Bible says Jesus died for our sins. If we don't sin, then he died for nothing.

im so using that on that site Kalei

that girl want's your dick

edit: also

Family Values
How to properly beat your children so they won't go to Hell.

this forum is awesome

Edit 2: this place keeps bringing up jewels to the surface

http://www.godhatessinners.com/showthread.php?1159-Only-Sluts-Get-Raped!-(1st-Timothy-2-9)

http://www.godhatessinners.com/showthread.php?2179-So-Proud!-My-granddaughter-attended-her-first-anti-gay-rally-today!

http://www.godhatessinners.com/showthread.php?513-What-Music-should-I-allow-my-kids-to-listen-to

My favorite bible verses are:
Ezekial 23:20 There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.
And
Behold, I will corrupt your seed, and spread dung upon your faces. – Malachi 2:3

Jesus. I think this even offended me...

"Slayer is always a good choice"

Guys, guys, guys...

1 open minded atheist who never gets angry.

1 extreme Bible-thumper who calls people who don't believe worms/heathens/heretics.

Ultimate trolling argument.

WHO WOULD THEY SIDE WITH!?

Haha this site is HLARIOUYUS

I really cant tell if this is a troll site or not

http://www.godhatessinners.com/

look at those topics

Metalzoic wrote:

My favorite bible verses are:
Ezekial 23:20 There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.
And
Behold, I will corrupt your seed, and spread dung upon your faces. – Malachi 2:3

Jesus. I think this even offended me...

those can't be real bible verses...

Why stars are older than the bible..

http://www.godhatessinners.com/showthread.php?628-Why-are-stars-older-than-the-bible

Ten pages of trolltastic reading, right here.

The Terrynator wrote:that girl want's your dick

edit: also

Family Values
How to properly beat your children so they won't go to Hell.

this forum is awesome

Edit 2: this place keeps bringing up jewels to the surface

http://www.godhatessinners.com/showthread.php?1159-Only-Sluts-Get-Raped!-(1st-Timothy-2-9)

http://www.godhatessinners.com/showthread.php?2179-So-Proud!-My-granddaughter-attended-her-first-anti-gay-rally-today!

I want to read them all...

Sym wrote:"Slayer is always a good choice"

I went into that thraed thinking the exact same thing, and thus laughed out loud when I read my thoughts on the first page of the thread.

I have yet to go to the site, but I can only imagine the great things on there.

''So you are saying the words of our Savior Jesus Christ are stupid?

When you are in Hell Satan will be raping you in your ass until you puke his demon sperm son. And Jesus and I will be laughing at you for all eternity! ''

Hahaha...

PURE ENTERTAINMENT!

http://www.godhatessinners.com/showthread.php?289-God-and-Cannabis

Captain Pirate Pineapple wrote:I have yet to go to the site, but I can only imagine the great things on there.

No, you can not fathom the depravity shown by those supposedly enlightened...

The Adli Corporation wrote:''So you are saying the words of our Savior Jesus Christ are stupid?

When you are in Hell Satan will be raping you in your ass until you puke his demon sperm son. And Jesus and I will be laughing at you for all eternity! ''

I know, right?

Dance Hall Derelict wrote:Hahaha...

PURE ENTERTAINMENT!

http://www.godhatessinners.com/showthread.php?289-God-and-Cannabis

''Smoking the devil weed leads to stupidity, and makes girls raging lesbos.''

I'll just throw this in the right thread this time:

Alright, all joking and trolling aside, I really don't have a problem
with someone being devoted to a religion (as long as they don't preach
to me).

But the comments and posts of the regulars of this forum,
have been some of the most pious, ignorant, narrow minded, asinine,
ill-informed and biased views I have ever read, and frankly, if these
fuckers are going to heaven, I'm going to do my best to get a first
class ticket straight to hell, 'cause there's no fucking way I'm
spending eternity with those assholes...

This site is hilarious, there is absolutely know way that these guys are for real. If they are though, I'm gonna have to agree with Greg about hell being the better place to go.

Chewy wrote:This site is hilarious, there is absolutely know way that these guys are for real. If they are though, I'm gonna have to agree with Greg about hell being the better place to go.

Rev. Jim Jones and Gods Disciple are trolling so hard

Soap better take notes...

The site is obviously fake. It's like this site: http://www.christwire.org/

I am still on the fence as to whether its fake or not. I am a Christian guys, and I can tell you first hand that these guys are very much like people I have encountered in real life.

And Hydra...YES. Yes those are actual bible verses.

What have I just done?!

http://www.godhatessinners.com/showthread.php?2378-My-older-brother-passed-and-his-wife-never-bore-him-a-son&p=11744#post11744

Roy Drage wrote:I am still on the fence as to whether its fake or not. I am a Christian guys, and I can tell you first hand that these guys are very much like people I have encountered in real life.

And Hydra...YES. Yes those are actual bible verses.

Look at the front page. It's 100% fake.

Also, I've never encountered anyone like that :/

Dude, Christians can be the worst kind of people out there. Seriously. No joke, been one all my life and I have encountered many.

Just take a look at the Westboro Babtist Church man.

*gags*

i....





wow soap.... wow.

I should join as "Sinners".

Some nice, warm and cozy forum headers...

Family Values


How to properly beat your children so they won't go to Hell.

World News


How God is improving our daily lives with wars and disasters.

And this thread probably takes the cake:
http://www.godhatessinners.com/showthread.php?228-10-Reasons-why-GOD-HATES-FINLAND!

With everything from Eskimo Holocausts to the flag of Denmark being confused for Finland's.

(with the following comment on that one):

Originally Posted by dyno



If you are such a an authority, why couldn't
you a least get the flag of Finland correct? Are you including the
Danish as well in this tirade?
----




You are just confirming what Cornelius already stated! Education
in Finland is horrible. This is the Finnish flag, everyone who told you
otherwise is horribly mistaken.

What is wrong with these people?

http://christwire.org/2012/03/21-pokemon-brought-to-life-by-an-artist/


BWahahahahahaha

And I know in the bible it says that it is now up to the younger brother
to respect his older brother and carry on his name by having his
brother's wife carry him a child.

Heres the thing though, she refuses to let me mate with her. I have
tried to tell her that it is clearly in the bible and that it will show
respect and honor to my older brothr. But she refuses to budge.

So what should I do? I want to respect her and her wishes, but I also don't want to go to Hell.

Should I just go ahead and force her to bear me a child? Or respect her wishes and doom myself to an eternity in flame?

PLEASE HELP!



BWAHAHAHA

/http://christwire.org/2011/11/51-christian-friendly-words-for-vagina/

You had me at Vagina

Satan's mound

I snorkled at that one

Canker Blossom


Bwahahahahahaha

I'm just gonna stick with vagina.

Holy shit this site is just comic gold.

"So you lost a lot of eskimo friends in this holocaust? I was not aware that Eskimos, ever inhabited Finland."

"That is because the Finnish government denies there ever has been a Eskimo holocaust. But the proof is easy as there are no Eskimo's left in Finland. Finnish people can be very efficient if they aren't drunk."

Logic has no place here!

LOL Crazy Christians make me happy.

yeah... im with Higu on this one. they are all trolls.


i doubt there is a single legimate christian on that site after reading those topics.