A story of were the DL plays soccer runs over a little girl and dies...

SO on Tuesdsy nights my oldest daughter has soccer practice. Her practices are 2 hours long..... fun stuff. Its also amazing how my wife always seems to have to work on the Tuesday night practices! HAHA

So last night it was raining on and off so while she had practice my younger daughter and I hung out at the big rec area. She played her DS and I listened to Pandora..... Well with 30 minutes my oldest comes running up towards me and and I assume they called the rest of practice because of the rain..... how I was ever wrong. She said the coaches wanted parents and siblings on the field...... Um ok..... So I get drug out on the field to find out I was about to play against my daughters team....... GGRREEAAATTTT........ Now I'm not fat or anything I think most of you have seen the pic of me drinking the giant beer anyways but I'm not in shape really either. I got selected to play center mid...... My youngest who plays soccer as well but on a younger team played forward.... Well needless to say we lost! HAHA There are some real athletes on my daughters team. Now I managed to hold my own but running the length of the field is well...... its just not in me.

The best part was we had the ball up near their goal and I was setup and the ball came near me so I went to kick it and so did one of my daughters team mates and we ran into each other. I'm 6'3 and around 200 pounds. I think you can imagine who won... Poor girl got demolished. I felt bad for her...... felt bad we still didn;t score a goal either! HA

So after 30 minutes of this I was about to die. I could hardley talk on the drive home. HAHA

But it was cool to see how excited my daughter was and she said that was the best practice ever.

Sounds like you are an awesome dad.

I agree with Tom.

Thanks guys. I appreciate that. I certainly try to be.

Great story DL

I feel like the story should have went thusly though

DRGN LRD 1213 wrote:
The best part was we had the ball up near their goal and I was setup and the ball came near me so I went to kick it and so did one of my daughters team mates and we ran into each other. I'm 6'3 and around 200 pounds. I think you can imagine who won... Poor girl got DEMOLISHED!!!! I felt great about beating up a girl, but felt bad we still didn;t score a goal.

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see the difference? a couple of caps and a few exclamation points really spice up your story lol

BTW I would have went balls out to score a goal. And I would have totally embarresed my daughter with a touchdown dance.

Wait wait wait....you guys didn't score a single goal??!

Aren't you a grown ass man? You could have atleast attempted to kick that ball from your goal to theirs!

At first I thought this was a confession of manslaughter.

I agree with Terry, you should have shown no mercy and took advantage of the fact that you were bigger than them.

Chewy wrote:At first I thought this was a confession of manslaughter.

This

Nice going DL! Don't make a habit of demolishing little girls though, they send you to prison for that.

You should have roundhoused someone. And next time remember these wise words when defending...

"The ball or the player, only one can pass"

Dance Hall Derelict wrote:You should have roundhoused someone. And next time remember these wise words when defending...

"The ball or the player, only one can pass"

If I could give you more than 1 for that I would. that was great.

Aww DL, you are such a good dad! Haha!

Ewww soccer.

Frostbyrn wrote:

Roy Drage wrote:Wait wait wait....you guys didn't score a single goal??!

Aren't you a grown ass man? You could have atleast attempted to kick that ball from your goal to theirs!

Speaking of people not scoring

Need a rim shot emote.

Hilarious. Even though I quit smoking 4 months ago I'm not sure I'd survive that much running. Good job DL.

I say do it. More money was my main motivation for quitting, not health reasons.

Roy Drage wrote:Wait wait wait....you guys didn't score a single goal??!

Aren't you a grown ass man? You could have atleast attempted to kick that ball from your goal to theirs!

I did boot it down the field a fair number of times.... the problem is they had twice the amount of people on the field than we did. And.... I will admit that my ass can not run up and down the field as many times as these young girls can.

And..... I'm old! HA

Dance Hall Derelict wrote:You should have roundhoused someone. And next time remember these wise words when defending...

"The ball or the player, only one can pass"

HAHAHA If I knock over another girl at a future practice I will be using this line for sure!

Frostbyrn wrote:

Roy Drage wrote:Wait wait wait....you guys didn't score a single goal??!

Aren't you a grown ass man? You could have atleast attempted to kick that ball from your goal to theirs!

Speaking of people not scoring

Hey, I can accept that I am physically appaling to women....

disappointed.