How to escape flirtatious women the awesome way

Day before yesterday, my uncle and I went on an little sports kick, whitewater rafting down the fastest river in Serbia and then going paragliding. When we were on the mountain waiting for the jump, a girl walked over and started chatting with me, and if it was any other situation I'd have been interested. However, Siren was on my mind so I was looking for a not-rude escape. I kinda failed the not-rude part.

I skipped the line and ran off the mountain.


Flying over hills and valleys, probably around 200 metres in the air, I realised that that was the single awesomest way possible to get out of that. I felt damn proud.

Thats pretty fucking cool actually haha! Sounds like a scene from a movie!

Wow, sounds fucking crazy.

I was feeling a little antsy (read "fucking terrified") going up, but my sister had her camera, she took pictures. I'll post them eventually.

YES pictures!

I'm proud of you hon, looks like I taught you well ^^

Looks like another student has failed my class. *sighs* I need some new pupils.

Captain Pirate Pineapple wrote:Looks like another student has failed my class. *sighs* I need some new pupils.

I used to be an A student. Until I got married lol

Captain Pirate Pineapple wrote:Looks like another student has failed my class. *sighs* I need some new pupils.

I used to hit on girls constantly, but then I got Siren. I think I'm a B student. Maybe B-

Being married or having a girlfriend doesn't mean you can't flirt. You just can't act on those actions is all.

Captain Pirate Pineapple wrote:Being married or having a girlfriend doesn't mean you can't flirt. You just can't act on those actions is all.

Exactly this! I flirt all the time. Tho it can get awkward when the woman expects more HA!!!

It only gets awkward when there are multiple chicks in the same place at the sme time.

He'd better not, the girl might try and take him! D:< JFDSKLDVFNDIWO

Siren wrote:He'd better not, the girl might try and take him! D:< JFDSKLDVFNDIWO

then decapitate her boobs.

Alpha Brit wrote:

Siren wrote:He'd better not, the girl might try and take him! D:< JFDSKLDVFNDIWO

then decapitate her boobs.

Alpha Brit wrote:

Siren wrote:He'd better not, the girl might try and take him! D:< JFDSKLDVFNDIWO

then decapitate her boobs.

Or just motorboat them. That works too.