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What would you do-Week 5

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Pariah
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Frostbyrn
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Deal or No Deal? :D

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1What would you do-Week 5 Empty What would you do-Week 5 2012-06-25, 20:38

Frostbyrn

Frostbyrn

The Scenario

You are driving down a lonely highway when a women appears out of nowhere and you plow into her

You pull over and go to check on her

Turns out she is perfectly fine and some sort of crossroads demon she offers to grant you one wish but in return she will claim your soul for hell in 7 years

What would you do?

2What would you do-Week 5 Empty Re: What would you do-Week 5 2012-06-25, 20:43

The Adli Corporation

The Adli Corporation

hell yeah, i'd wish to be a rich as fuck ginger.

that bitch got trolled.

3What would you do-Week 5 Empty Re: What would you do-Week 5 2012-06-25, 20:46

Frostbyrn

Frostbyrn

I have no idea what you said Very Happy

4What would you do-Week 5 Empty Re: What would you do-Week 5 2012-06-25, 20:47

The Adli Corporation

The Adli Corporation

Frostbyrn wrote:I have no idea what you said Very Happy

frost, i am disappoint.

5What would you do-Week 5 Empty Re: What would you do-Week 5 2012-06-25, 20:52

Frostbyrn

Frostbyrn

Burn in hell...In 7 years lol

6What would you do-Week 5 Empty Re: What would you do-Week 5 2012-06-25, 20:55

The Adli Corporation

The Adli Corporation

Frostbyrn wrote:Burn in hell...In 7 years lol

ginger...







come on dude.

7What would you do-Week 5 Empty Re: What would you do-Week 5 2012-06-25, 20:59

Frostbyrn

Frostbyrn

I still have no idea what your talking about

8What would you do-Week 5 Empty Re: What would you do-Week 5 2012-06-25, 21:00

The Adli Corporation

The Adli Corporation

Frostbyrn wrote:I still have no idea what your talking about

notsureiftrolling.jpg

9What would you do-Week 5 Empty Re: What would you do-Week 5 2012-06-25, 21:02

chunckylover53



Walk away, i don't think eternal damnation would be worth anything.

10What would you do-Week 5 Empty Re: What would you do-Week 5 2012-06-25, 21:03

Pariah

Pariah

Fuck it, make the deal. And since she never put any conditions on the wish, I wish for immortality and total invincibility for myself and Siren. With that comes the immunity to hell, since I can't die anyways. Loophole'd demon bitch.

11What would you do-Week 5 Empty Re: What would you do-Week 5 2012-06-25, 21:06

Frostbyrn

Frostbyrn

She doesnt have to kill you to claim your soul

Congrats your now a soulless immortal dumbass

Not to mention you only wished for immortality for you meaning Siren will still age

Not to mention being immortal and invulnerable at some point your going to be trapped someplace forever



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12What would you do-Week 5 Empty Re: What would you do-Week 5 2012-06-25, 21:08

Chewy

Chewy

i c what u did thar adli.

Anyways I'd try to bang her and see how that goes.

13What would you do-Week 5 Empty Re: What would you do-Week 5 2012-06-25, 21:09

Pariah

Pariah



Frostbyrn wrote:She doesnt have to kill you to claim your soul

Congrats your now a soulless immortal dumbass

Not to mention you only wished for immortality for you meaning Siren will still age
Pariah wrote: immortality and total invincibility for myself and Siren.


I do believe "immortality and total invincibility" precludes any form of soul separation. For safeties sake, may as well throw that in the wish too. Since I can define invincibility and immortality any way I want, this is kind of a no-loss scenario. Adjusting definition how I want would take some legalese, but thanks to my uncle, it'd be a snap.

or just two free passes into Heaven. That works fine.

14What would you do-Week 5 Empty Re: What would you do-Week 5 2012-06-25, 21:10

Frostbyrn

Frostbyrn

Crossroads Demon man

Does this shit for a living

You think you wouldnt be the first idiot to try that shit

The Demon is obviously much smarter than you are

15What would you do-Week 5 Empty Re: What would you do-Week 5 2012-06-25, 21:14

The Adli Corporation

The Adli Corporation

Chewy wrote:Anyways I'd try to bang her and see how that goes.

if the devil looked anything like Liz Hurley in Bewitched, then hot damn, she's getting it in the all the circles.

16What would you do-Week 5 Empty Re: What would you do-Week 5 2012-06-25, 21:16

Pariah

Pariah

Frostbyrn wrote:Crossroads Demon man

Does this shit for a living

You think you wouldnt be the first idiot to try that shit

The Demon is obviously much smarter than you are

Frost, there's really no way to lose this. If you put an ultimatum and define it to be foolproof and absolute, that's it. Game over.

For example:
"I wish for 3 tickets allowing the post-named bearers entrance into Heaven, taking the highest authority and superceding any possible claim by other parties, in that the ticket will without fail allow the bearer into Heaven. Should any obstacle or contradiction be made to the claimant, this argument is rendered null and void, with a penalty of eternal servitude to the claimnant/wisher on the part of the offerer/demon. Under no possible authority can these tickets fail to bring their bearer into Heaven, such that the authority of the ticket gains precedence over all other contracts, verbal and physical, including the issuing contract of (name) to (demon). Attempting to render the ticket inviolate will cause the contract to be nullified, and the issuing party to face penalty."

17What would you do-Week 5 Empty Re: What would you do-Week 5 2012-06-25, 21:17

Frostbyrn

Frostbyrn

Alpha Brit wrote:
Frostbyrn wrote:I still have no idea what your talking about

notsureiftrolling.jpg

Yeah im trolling Very Happy

18What would you do-Week 5 Empty Re: What would you do-Week 5 2012-06-25, 21:18

The Adli Corporation

The Adli Corporation

i would wish for Pariah to go to hell, regardless of other contracts Very Happy

i would win, cause i'd be banging LizHurleySatan, getting them sexual favours.

19What would you do-Week 5 Empty Re: What would you do-Week 5 2012-06-25, 21:20

Frostbyrn

Frostbyrn

Unless of course she doesnt agree to the deal moron

Both parties need to agree to an added clause

There is no way a Demon who wants your soul would agree to some stupid shit like that

20What would you do-Week 5 Empty Re: What would you do-Week 5 2012-06-25, 21:23

Pariah

Pariah

Frostbyrn wrote:Unless of course she doesnt agree to the deal moron

Both parties need to agree to an added clause

There is no way a Demon who wants your soul would agree to some stupid shit like that

Fine, then I still get off scot-free. But most likely, I'd drop the "eternal servitude" clause. Get-into-Heaven-free passes would rock.

Or even better, make this the contract.

"In exchange for his soul, the claimant will be granted any one single wish."

Simple, seems straightforward, yet I can build in pages of subtle notations into it.

21What would you do-Week 5 Empty Re: What would you do-Week 5 2012-06-25, 21:25

The Adli Corporation

The Adli Corporation

Pariah wrote:
Frostbyrn wrote:Unless of course she doesnt agree to the deal moron

Both parties need to agree to an added clause

There is no way a Demon who wants your soul would agree to some stupid shit like that

Fine, then I still get off scot-free. But most likely, I'd drop the "eternal servitude" clause. Get-into-Heaven-free passes would rock.

Or even better, make this the contract.

"In exchange for his soul, the claimant will be granted any one single wish."

Simple, seems straightforward, yet I can build in pages of subtle notations into it.

whilst standing by a crossroads, in the middle of nowhere.

do you have a law degree and a PhD in semantics? if not i think you'll struggle to build anything.

22What would you do-Week 5 Empty Re: What would you do-Week 5 2012-06-25, 21:26

Frostbyrn

Frostbyrn

You sir are a moron and an ass.Nothing I say will stop you being a moron and an ass.

I gain nothing by smashing my superior intelligence into the brick wall that is your mind except losing a few brain cells.

As such

Good Day sir.

23What would you do-Week 5 Empty Re: What would you do-Week 5 2012-06-25, 21:35

The Adli Corporation

The Adli Corporation

not Bewitched, Bedazzled.

imma go watch that now, havent seen it for ages Very Happy

24What would you do-Week 5 Empty Re: What would you do-Week 5 2012-06-25, 21:41

Frostbyrn

Frostbyrn

Alpha Brit wrote:not Bewitched, Bedazzled.

imma go watch that now, havent seen it for ages Very Happy

You cant give sick people Tic Tacs!

Why not? Im performing a public service sick people have notoriously bad breath

25What would you do-Week 5 Empty Re: What would you do-Week 5 2012-06-25, 22:06

Siren

Siren

Eh, I'd walk away. Nothing's worth dying in 7 years imo, I wanna live longer...

26What would you do-Week 5 Empty Re: What would you do-Week 5 2012-06-25, 22:08

Frostbyrn

Frostbyrn

Lol who did the hit and run?

Reverse over her while yelling "YOLO" should have been an option Very Happy

27What would you do-Week 5 Empty Re: What would you do-Week 5 2012-06-25, 22:09

Siren

Siren

that was me Very Happy

AND YES YES i would so do that too xDDD

28What would you do-Week 5 Empty Re: What would you do-Week 5 2012-06-25, 22:13

Frostbyrn

Frostbyrn

So you run a bitch down and dont even bother to check if shes okay

Not cool

29What would you do-Week 5 Empty Re: What would you do-Week 5 2012-06-25, 22:53

Siren

Siren

No, I did check and see. Then I run back in the car, hit her because she's a demon and tried to send me to hell (srsly who DOES THAT?!) and speed my ass out of there.

30What would you do-Week 5 Empty Re: What would you do-Week 5 2012-06-25, 23:10

chunckylover53



Frostbyrn wrote:So you run a bitch down and dont even bother to check if shes okay

Not cool

As long as you say yolo they'll understand.

31What would you do-Week 5 Empty Re: What would you do-Week 5 2012-06-25, 23:11

Patrick Star

Patrick Star

I would make the deal, wish for the ability to time travel, then tell my past self not to do it. Also kill my great great grandparents maybe.

32What would you do-Week 5 Empty Re: What would you do-Week 5 2012-06-26, 01:05

Siren

Siren

You wouldn't exist if you killed them though.... ...

33What would you do-Week 5 Empty Re: What would you do-Week 5 2012-06-26, 01:16

Frostbyrn

Frostbyrn

Or would you!

Camels going to get all Fry up in this joint

34What would you do-Week 5 Empty Re: What would you do-Week 5 2012-06-26, 01:22

infadel117

infadel117

no deal i like my soul right where it is

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