Now I have to burn my eyes!

So I need to go use the bathroom. The bathrooms we have are all single occupant bathrooms with locks on the doors. I walk down to the one closest to me that is mainly used by myself and the outside salesman so I pretty much have it to myself during the day. SO today ans I turn the handle and open it I hear this horible grunting and look in to see the general manager sitting there. WTF!!!!!!!!! He say's come on in!! WTF!!!!!!!!!!! I sooooo did not want to see some 50 plus old dude sitting and grunting on the shitter today!!!!!! Does the guy not know how to use the lock!!!!!

Ouch, thats a scar.

Wow.

I don't even have a gif for this.

Just... wow.

yea wow! Why the hell do you not make sure you lock the door! I don;t know if I can ever go in that bathroom again!

Scarred for life and yeah I don't know how someone could leave themselves that vulnerable. That's crazy.

And why would he tell you to "Come on in" if it's a one person bathroom. LMAO.

Ooooooooooooh I get it, he wanted to reenact that scene from Friday.

Yea maybe. I think he just didn;t know what to say. Mid grunt and the door opens up. I'd be at a lose for words but holy shit I know how to press that little button!

Here you go.

ALl I got was a red X Jungle.

My boss walked in on the one gay guy we have working for us. Same situation. I still make fun of him daily.

I had to tell someone and apparantly this guy has been walked in on before. Either he just has no clue how to use the lock, or he secretly enjoys it. *shivers* Ewww creepy!

"come here i need some help jon. put ur hands on the seat so i feel more confortable. there ya go..."

yuck

WHAT THE FUCK!

*boom*

Lol I was hoping some one would've finished it.

I was at a urinal once and a dude was in the stall next to the urinal. I was minding my own business pissing away, when suddenly his foot came towards mine. I about pissed on the wall. Stunned I supersprayed the rest and hightailed it to my desk.

I was checking everyone's shoes to find out who it was but never found the match.

As a result, I won't piss in ANY urinal next to a stall. Freaky footjobbin bastards.

Weird!!! Maybe he was just trying to ge a better grip for more pushin capability.

lol work is wierd now i know why yous guys post so much

Rofl.

DRGN LRD 1213 wrote:Weird!!! Maybe he was just trying to ge a better grip for more pushin capability.

Possibly. Messed me up though. I'm a very private guy. That kind of thing haunts me.

HAHA Private guy or not I don;t think anyone want s afootsie game while taking a leak.



Why is it called taking a leak or taking a dump? Your not taking anything. Damn if I saw someone taking a turd out the bowl well wow!

rofl! XD

Lol, true DRGN, that would be rather disturbing.

Sounds like your boss might get a kick out of it. Exhibitionist, maybe.

Vincent Vega wrote:I was at a urinal once and a dude was in the stall next to the urinal. I was minding my own business pissing away, when suddenly his foot came towards mine. I about pissed on the wall. Stunned I supersprayed the rest and hightailed it to my desk.

I was checking everyone's shoes to find out who it was but never found the match.

As a result, I won't piss in ANY urinal next to a stall. Freaky footjobbin bastards.

LOL what the heck man.

Jules Winnfield wrote:

Vincent Vega wrote:I was at a urinal once and a dude was in the stall next to the urinal. I was minding my own business pissing away, when suddenly his foot came towards mine. I about pissed on the wall. Stunned I supersprayed the rest and hightailed it to my desk.

I was checking everyone's shoes to find out who it was but never found the match.

As a result, I won't piss in ANY urinal next to a stall. Freaky footjobbin bastards.

LOL what the heck man.

I'm not kidding. Must've been someone who didnt work here. A customer or repairman. Either that or they changed shoes on me. I was looking. I wanted to find the bastard after I collected myself.

Damn. Well the bro-buffer should always be in effect when feasible.

That is why you follow the urinal space rule.

Jules Winnfield wrote:Damn. Well the bro-buffer should always be in effect when feasible.

Bro-Buffer?

That's just my term for proper spacing. It trancends the bathroom and applies to movies, sitting on the couch or any other situations where you need some space from people.

Gotcha. Personal bubble type of thing.

You probably should've done the whole "body turn to look" thing, and just kept pissing on his shoes. That'll teach em.

XD. "hey whats up guy" *pisses all over him*
guy "oh hey, give it to me now, thats right, HARDER"
".........." scarred for generations

..... ok maybe not such a good idea

You should've gone in, you might have gotten a raise...

There you go, two birds with one stone.

Maybe just bi-curious?

John Spartan wrote:I was at a urinal once and a dude was in the stall next to the urinal. I was minding my own business pissing away, when suddenly his foot came towards mine. I about pissed on the wall. Stunned I supersprayed the rest and hightailed it to my desk.

I was checking everyone's shoes to find out who it was but never found the match.

As a result, I won't piss in ANY urinal next to a stall. Freaky footjobbin bastards.

Should've pee'd on it then you could right a song about it.