EXPENDABLES 2

So just saw this movie and I must say it was everything that I expected and more. Cheesy one liners, over the top action, and terrible acting. IT WAS AMAZING.

But even if I hate Chuck Norris....the few moments he had in this movie were pretty damn funny.

Hate Chuck Norris?

It must be because your Canadian.

Good to hear, I might be going to see it on results day next week.

No its because he embodies a lot of things thats still wrong with your Country....but meh.....he helped with the movie.

menacinglemon wrote:No its because he embodies a lot of things thats still wrong with your Country....but meh.....he helped with the movie.

Hopefully gonna see it next week.

i havent seen a cinema movie for ages. the last movie i saw in the cinemas was True Grit

im not a pirate/streamer either, i genuinely haven't see a modern movie since True Grit.

Mr. Lundegaard wrote:

menacinglemon wrote:No its because he embodies a lot of things thats still wrong with your Country....but meh.....he helped with the movie.

Maybe he's referring to back when Chuck Norris was accused of raping a Canadian.

I dunno, I just get tired of all the anti American attitudes.

I ain't anti-American (the people) but Anti-American (the government)...some things need to be brought into the 21st century. The government is lagging behind. But the people I love em. Know many of them out here.

^Plus it is really damn easy to drink Yanks under the table...

Which makes for a good night

menacinglemon wrote:^Plus it is really damn easy to drink Yanks under the table...

Which makes for a good night

I drink my own people under the table all the time.....

Awesome cred for drinking your kind under the table

menacinglemon wrote:I ain't anti-American (the people) but Anti-American (the government)...some things need to be brought into the 21st century. The government is lagging behind. But the people I love em. Know many of them out here.

Mr. Lundegaard wrote:

menacinglemon wrote:^Plus it is really damn easy to drink Yanks under the table...

Which makes for a good night

I drink my own people under the table all the time.....

I know a couple chicks that like drinks under the table. ;-)

Mr. Lundegaard wrote:I dunno, I just get tired of all the anti American attitudes.

Just throwing this out there, I kinda agree with you. I'm not American, I don't think of myself as american, and many of my opinions might fall within this, but I agree with you.


America has a ton of problems, but then every country does. I think America has just got enough infamy that it's become a stereotype. Like French people not showering, Jamaicans all being potheads, Chinese peopre tarkin rike dis and so forth.


My two cents.



Also, I grew up with Walker, Texas Ranger. Mr. Norris is a huge idol to me, and I admire him. He's a true all-American red-blooded badass if you ask me, and I can't wait to see him in this movie.

Pariah wrote: Like French people not showering

Hey! that just isn't true...I shower like once, maybe twice a week (I kid I kid...more like once or twice a day)

Frostbyrn wrote:Oh your from France? What does your flag look like

Well its a White Lion Roaring on top of a White tower with a white field in the background

We're lovers not fighters

HydrasBreath wrote:

Frostbyrn wrote:Oh your from France? What does your flag look like

Well its a White Lion Roaring on top of a White tower with a white field in the background

We're lovers not fighters

silly cheese eating surrender monkeys.

Pariah wrote:

HydrasBreath wrote:

Frostbyrn wrote:Oh your from France? What does your flag look like

Well its a White Lion Roaring on top of a White tower with a white field in the background

We're lovers not fighters

silly cheese eating surrender monkeys.

You know it!

Pariah wrote:

HydrasBreath wrote:

Frostbyrn wrote:Oh your from France? What does your flag look like

Well its a White Lion Roaring on top of a White tower with a white field in the background

We're lovers not fighters

silly cheese eating surrender monkeys.

you don't get to call them that

The Adli Corporation wrote:

Pariah wrote:

HydrasBreath wrote:

Frostbyrn wrote:Oh your from France? What does your flag look like

Well its a White Lion Roaring on top of a White tower with a white field in the background

We're lovers not fighters

silly cheese eating surrender monkeys.

you don't get to call them that

why? we love cheese...it's fucking delicious! we put that shit like on everything .

Do you put cheese on ice cream?

HydrasBreath wrote:

The Adli Corporation wrote:

Pariah wrote:

HydrasBreath wrote:

Frostbyrn wrote:Oh your from France? What does your flag look like

Well its a White Lion Roaring on top of a White tower with a white field in the background

We're lovers not fighters

silly cheese eating surrender monkeys.

you don't get to call them that

why? we love cheese...it's fucking delicious! we put that shit like on everything .

because cheese-eating-surrender-monkeys is a British thing, its just not right coming from an American/Serbian.

Mr. Lundegaard wrote:Do you put cheese on ice cream?

haha ok maybe not everything but we definitely enjoy our cheese.

The Adli Corporation wrote:

HydrasBreath wrote:

The Adli Corporation wrote:

Pariah wrote:

HydrasBreath wrote:

Frostbyrn wrote:Oh your from France? What does your flag look like

Well its a White Lion Roaring on top of a White tower with a white field in the background

We're lovers not fighters

silly cheese eating surrender monkeys.

you don't get to call them that

why? we love cheese...it's fucking delicious! we put that shit like on everything .

because cheese-eating-surrender-monkeys is a British thing, its just not right coming from an American/Serbian.

haha hey now the rest of the world is allowed to make fun of us just as much as the brits are...gotta be fair now.

HydrasBreath wrote:haha hey now the rest of the world is allowed to make fun of us just as much as the brits are...gotta be fair now.

HydrasBreath wrote:

Mr. Lundegaard wrote:Do you put cheese on ice cream?

haha ok maybe not everything but we definitely enjoy our cheese.

How about brownies?


Im stoned and have the munchies


Can you tell?

Mr. Lundegaard wrote:

HydrasBreath wrote:

Mr. Lundegaard wrote:Do you put cheese on ice cream?

haha ok maybe not everything but we definitely enjoy our cheese.

How about brownies?


Im stoned and have the munchies


Can you tell?

haha it's a little bit noticable. And no no cheese brownies...but we do take cheese and put it on fries and gravy and then take that whole thing and slap it on a pizza...it's like the greatest thing ever. I bet that would cure your munchies in a hurry .

Whoa.

Fry, gravy pizza?

< interested

Mr. Lundegaard wrote:Whoa.

Fry, gravy pizza?

< interested

It's fucking delicious man



tell me that doesn't look like the greatest thing ever haha.

That does look good

God damn now Im hungry

Mr. Lundegaard wrote:That does look good

God damn now Im hungry

You could probably just get a cheese pizza and slap some fries and gravy on it and get the same result more or less.

I usually pour Franks Red hot all over my pizza

Mr. Lundegaard wrote:I usually pour Franks Red hot all over my pizza

I'm not so much a fan of hot sauce I like sprinkling crushed chili flakes on my pizza to spice it up and give it some kick.