I hate my wife

She is a totally and completely worthless fucking pile of useless drunken shit. I've been telling her this for the past 10 minutes, but I can never say it enough.

Fuck I'm angry...

Drove the RX drunk, but she had our youngest daughter with her. She made it across town before she realized she was way to drunk to be driving and stopped at a friends house.

Thank god she did that at least, but she's arguing that I should be happy she stopped not mad that she endangered our daughters life. I've never wanted to beat the shit out of someone so bad in my life.

if this is a continued problem then i would try and get her some help :/

does she admit she has a problem? has she always done this sort of thing?

Metal, since I'm 17 feel free to disregard me. But I'm saying talk to your kids about this. Tell them that it was dangerous, and that that's something that can't happen again. If one of your daughters is old enough, get her a phone, and make sure she carries it with her. And about your wife, hide the keys to your car, make it so that she can't take them. I remember you had a badass car, maybe without the flashy coolness of it she'll be less inclined to party.

And you're completely right here. Her argument is akin to saying "well what are yoy worried about?! Sure I had a gun, but at least I didn't pull the trigger!"

Frostbyrn wrote:I imagine they each have separate cars man

oh I understand that. Maybe I should explain my logic.


I think his amazingly cool car probably associates a little to some lesser degree of responsibility.

my easiest analogy:

You'd most likely feel a lot more comfortable breaking speed limits with a Ferrari than a Honda Civic. His car is pure cool, it might just be an influence on her.

meh i would say a solid 12, 13 if he bargained well

i raise you a dead deer

Frostbyrn wrote:Unless she was driving his car im not getting your logic

she was driving Metal's RX.

Have you guys seen his wife? Shes worth way more then 12-13 cows and a scrawny chicken.

Frostbyrn wrote:Unless she was driving his car im not getting your logic

Also take her to Africa you could probably get like 16 goats for her

Metalzoic wrote:Drove the RX drunk

Kurz wrote:Have you guys seen his wife? Shes worth way more then 12-13 cows and a scrawny chicken.

Yeah, she's worth way more than that! I raise the bidding to 16 pigs, 3 cows, a narwhal, a bottle of water, and 2 dead monkeys in spaghetti sauce.

Pariah wrote:

Frostbyrn wrote:Unless she was driving his car im not getting your logic

Also take her to Africa you could probably get like 16 goats for her

Metalzoic wrote:Drove the RX drunk

Kurz wrote:Have you guys seen his wife? Shes worth way more then 12-13 cows and a scrawny chicken.

Yeah, she's worth way more than that! I raise the bidding to 16 pigs, 3 cows, a narwhal, a bottle of water, and 2 dead monkeys in spaghetti sauce.

I see all that shit and raise you a bird with no head!

Shit, man. Crappy situation. After my accident, I feel very strongly about drunk driving. Get that woman straitened out!

Read it as "I hate my life."

Anyway, she needs to get her shit together.

Rehab.

I won't really speak on this topic right now as I'm drinking, lost a really close friend to drunk driving (see a couple topics back around thanksgiving). I'll put my two cents in tomorrow.

That is not cool man. Driving drunk with your daughter in the car is a huge problem. I hope you can get this shit straightened out Metal.

Thanks guys, a lot of this thread made me laugh. Cheered me up a bit.

Yeah, it's a hard thing to have your wife be an alcoholic.

nah he accepts my goats

come on, FREE shipping

Metalzoic wrote:Drove the RX drunk, but she had our youngest daughter with her. She made it across town before she realized she was way to drunk to be driving and stopped at a friends house.

Thank god she did that at least, but she's arguing that I should be happy she stopped not mad that she endangered our daughters life. I've never wanted to beat the shit out of someone so bad in my life.

Well, I am glad that both of them are safe, but I don’t think she is in the position to argue that she did the right thing. The right thing she should have done was not drive drunk in the first place…