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Somebody tell me a story

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1Somebody tell me a story Empty Somebody tell me a story 2013-01-11, 14:03

Grey

Grey

I am sitting in Starbucks for a few hours. Tell me something.

2Somebody tell me a story Empty Re: Somebody tell me a story 2013-01-11, 14:05

Ron Swanson

Ron Swanson

I saved somebody's life, twice. I may have mentioned this on here before though.

3Somebody tell me a story Empty Re: Somebody tell me a story 2013-01-11, 14:06

Grey

Grey

I don't think you did. Tells me.

4Somebody tell me a story Empty Re: Somebody tell me a story 2013-01-11, 14:08

Patrick Star

Patrick Star

yes, tell us oh great Terry May!

5Somebody tell me a story Empty Re: Somebody tell me a story 2013-01-11, 14:23

Ron Swanson

Ron Swanson

FIrst time was the best story.

So this is back in 02 when I'm about 16. I was walking down the street when my friend Tyler peeks his head out of an apartment building and calls me over. We had a buddy who's parents manage a apartment building so we used to hang and drink in the empty ones. Anyway I go in and there is my 2 friends (tyler and kris) and 2 chicks. Both chicks were minus shirts when I walk in, there is a empty bottle of vodka on the counter, and Kris is passed out on the floor.

Tyler tells me he has to take one of the chicks home because he parents are looking for her, but the other girl doesn't want to leave yet until she is sure kris is ok. so tyler and girl #2 leave, and I'm left with topless girl #1 and my unconscious friend. A little time goes by and I won't get into details but eventually girl #1's parents find out where she is. They burst in the apartment, see the situation and drag their daughter away right after her father threatened to kill me and I'm left with my unconscious friend. After all the commotion I think that he has been out for a while now and i should really start worrying. I check his pulse and its faint, so I call 911. The EMTs show up and haul him off and I hear the next day that his heart had stopped twice when he arrived at the hospital. If I hadn't checked and made the call he would have died on the floor in an empty apartment.

6Somebody tell me a story Empty Re: Somebody tell me a story 2013-01-11, 15:10

Artimise Flare

Artimise Flare

Shit man that's crazy.

Maybe it's because I grew up in a dry house or something, but it boggles my mind why people get so worked up over a beverage, alcohol in particular. So many stupid things happen when you're that heavily intoxicated.

I'm all for responsible drinking, but I've heard so many stories of people nearly dying or how someone they knew dying from alcohol poisoning.

Good on you Terry, hope your friend was grateful.

7Somebody tell me a story Empty Re: Somebody tell me a story 2013-01-11, 15:12

Pariah

Pariah

That sounds like it'd be an awful shitstorm of a situation Terry. Good on you for doing smart shit.

8Somebody tell me a story Empty Re: Somebody tell me a story 2013-01-11, 16:14

Grey

Grey

Now tell us the next one.

9Somebody tell me a story Empty Re: Somebody tell me a story 2013-01-11, 16:29

HydrasBreath ♜

HydrasBreath ♜

so this one time...at band camp...






Smile

10Somebody tell me a story Empty Re: Somebody tell me a story 2013-01-11, 16:31

Grey

Grey

HydrasBreath wrote:so this one time...at band camp...






Smile

Go on.

11Somebody tell me a story Empty Re: Somebody tell me a story 2013-01-11, 16:32

HydrasBreath ♜

HydrasBreath ♜

Grey wrote:
HydrasBreath wrote:so this one time...at band camp...






Smile

Go on.

have you not seen american pie?

12Somebody tell me a story Empty Re: Somebody tell me a story 2013-01-11, 16:39

Grey

Grey

HydrasBreath wrote:
Grey wrote:
HydrasBreath wrote:so this one time...at band camp...






Smile

Go on.

have you not seen american pie?

Yes, but I'm throwing another joke on that one. Jokeception.

13Somebody tell me a story Empty Re: Somebody tell me a story 2013-01-11, 17:01

Frostbyrn

Frostbyrn

I ran over a basking shark

<_<

>_>

~Slide

14Somebody tell me a story Empty Re: Somebody tell me a story 2013-01-11, 17:08

The Adli Corporation

The Adli Corporation

It was a dark, blustery afternoon in spring, and the city of London was chasing a small mining town across the dried-out bed of the old North Sea...

15Somebody tell me a story Empty Re: Somebody tell me a story 2013-01-11, 17:08

Ron Swanson

Ron Swanson

The second one wasn't nearly as fun.

We had been drinking for a while since he just had a terrible breakup. And around midnight I went downstairs to hang with the neighbors and he decided to stay home and go to bed. So I go downstairs and after about 15 mins I hear him stumbling around and I say "hey, Kris is up." and about 3 seconds later I hear a loud BOOM and I say "well sounds like kris is back down hahaha". About 10 mins later I say goodnight to everyone and before I went I home I decided to go check on the guy. And I find him laying face down on his bead in a pool of blood. He somehow managed to acquire a HUGE head wound and was bleeding profusely.

I did what I could to bandage him up and take him to the hospital after sobering up for a few. Doctor actually complimented me on my homemade bandage of gauze and duct tape lol. Said if I had stitched the wound up I would have done all his work for him. But my friend ended up having to get fluids and stuff for the blood loss, and he was white as a ghost for a while but he was ok afterwards.

16Somebody tell me a story Empty Re: Somebody tell me a story 2013-01-11, 17:11

Frostbyrn

Frostbyrn

Fucking Terry Anti-Darwin over here Very Happy

17Somebody tell me a story Empty Re: Somebody tell me a story 2013-01-11, 17:39

Pariah

Pariah

The Adli Corporation wrote:It was a dark, blustery afternoon in spring, and the city of London was chasing a small mining town across the dried-out bed of the old North Sea...


Spoiler:

18Somebody tell me a story Empty Re: Somebody tell me a story 2013-01-11, 17:44

Khfan60

Khfan60

Someone took a shit on the floor in the guys locker room in my school today. True story.

19Somebody tell me a story Empty Re: Somebody tell me a story 2013-01-11, 17:50

Pariah

Pariah

Khfan60 wrote:Someone took a shit on the floor in the guys locker room in my school today. True story.

Someone did this in an english teachers class room a few years ago. true story.

Apparently, he ripped a bar off the desk, and she took it away (it was basically a crow bar). In revenge, during worktime he quietly got up, went to the back corner, took a shit and sat back down. In a class of 29, no one said a word.

20Somebody tell me a story Empty Re: Somebody tell me a story 2013-01-11, 17:52

The Adli Corporation

The Adli Corporation

Pariah wrote:
The Adli Corporation wrote:It was a dark, blustery afternoon in spring, and the city of London was chasing a small mining town across the dried-out bed of the old North Sea...


Spoiler:

indeed.

21Somebody tell me a story Empty Re: Somebody tell me a story 2013-01-11, 17:56

Pariah

Pariah

The Adli Corporation wrote:
Pariah wrote:
The Adli Corporation wrote:It was a dark, blustery afternoon in spring, and the city of London was chasing a small mining town across the dried-out bed of the old North Sea...


Spoiler:

indeed.

thought so. Loved that story.

22Somebody tell me a story Empty Re: Somebody tell me a story 2013-01-11, 17:57

The Adli Corporation

The Adli Corporation

have you read the other books? those are really good too. quite a melancholy ending though.

23Somebody tell me a story Empty Re: Somebody tell me a story 2013-01-11, 18:01

Pariah

Pariah

I might have read a few...I know I've read the first and second, but don't remember if I went further than that.

24Somebody tell me a story Empty Re: Somebody tell me a story 2013-01-11, 18:02

JrTapia1991

JrTapia1991

once upon a time I did the chewbaccas dirty on metro

25Somebody tell me a story Empty Re: Somebody tell me a story 2013-01-12, 09:17

HydrasBreath ♜

HydrasBreath ♜

Pariah wrote:
Khfan60 wrote:Someone took a shit on the floor in the guys locker room in my school today. True story.

Someone did this in an english teachers class room a few years ago. true story.

Apparently, he ripped a bar off the desk, and she took it away (it was basically a crow bar). In revenge, during worktime he quietly got up, went to the back corner, took a shit and sat back down. In a class of 29, no one said a word.

how do you not notice someone taking a shit? scratch

26Somebody tell me a story Empty Re: Somebody tell me a story 2013-01-12, 09:44

Keyser Söze

Keyser Söze

Fuck this let's start our own story, three words at a time.

Fluffy, the Destroyer...

27Somebody tell me a story Empty Re: Somebody tell me a story 2013-01-12, 11:38

Grey

Grey

...was sitting on...

28Somebody tell me a story Empty Re: Somebody tell me a story 2013-01-12, 14:40

Pariah

Pariah

...the Queen's armoire...

29Somebody tell me a story Empty Re: Somebody tell me a story 2013-01-12, 16:13

Frostbyrn

Frostbyrn

Diligently licking her

30Somebody tell me a story Empty Re: Somebody tell me a story 2013-01-12, 16:40

Captain Pirate Pineapple

Captain Pirate Pineapple

But then Frost

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