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Look into their eyes...

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HydrasBreath ♜
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1Look into their eyes... Empty Look into their eyes... 2013-02-23, 11:08

Captain Pirate Pineapple

Captain Pirate Pineapple

....and if you see the crazy, do not, I repeat, DO NOT stick your penis in it. Now, some chicks are better at hiding the crazy in their eyes than others, but take my word for it, they are all crazy. The last one I was hanging out with helped prove this point. Only banged her once, to which I don't remember it at all. If it happened, then it happened, but that's besides the point. She quickly became attached. Now I have another Stage 5 clinger on me. Last night she wouldn't take no for an answer. She wanted to come over to talk to me because I took another chick with me to the bar. Wasn't having that. Eventually got home, and she was still texting me about coming over. Still replied no. Ignored her two phone calls. I live beside was used to be an elementary school, she even pulled into that parking lot at like 330 AM. Quickly turned my bedroom light off as the window faces that direction, hopped up and loaded the 45 hollow points up. Watched out my window, and thankfully she just stayed in her car for like 2 minutes then left. Bitches be trippin'!

2Look into their eyes... Empty Re: Look into their eyes... 2013-02-23, 11:13

Pariah

Pariah

Question:

how does one identify the crazy?

also, how does one deal with the crazy?

3Look into their eyes... Empty Re: Look into their eyes... 2013-02-23, 11:27

Captain Pirate Pineapple

Captain Pirate Pineapple

When you see the crazy, you will know. Each person sees it differently, so it really can't be explained, but you will know it. As for how to deal with, well if you didn't stick your penis in it, then you really shouldn't have to worry about that. If you did do that, well then you need a couple friends to help with this as they can help watch your back a bit. For nights like last night when I wanted to go to bed, my only friend at that point was my 45.

4Look into their eyes... Empty Re: Look into their eyes... 2013-02-23, 12:10

chunckylover53



Poor Kalei Sad, that is some creepy shit.

5Look into their eyes... Empty Re: Look into their eyes... 2013-02-23, 12:40

Keyser Söze

Keyser Söze

You could always try to fuck the crazy out of them.

Or course, that would involve putting your dick in it, so your call.

6Look into their eyes... Empty Re: Look into their eyes... 2013-02-23, 14:11

JrTapia1991

JrTapia1991

I hate chicks like that Evil or Very Mad

7Look into their eyes... Empty Re: Look into their eyes... 2013-02-23, 15:14

Ante

Ante

I'm the only one in my group of friends that seems to have crazy-sense. They think I'm nuts for keeping away from some of these girls they try to hook me up with. Skeevy, damaged bar chicks? No thanks. Nooooooooo thanks.

8Look into their eyes... Empty Re: Look into their eyes... 2013-02-23, 18:36

Captain Pirate Pineapple

Captain Pirate Pineapple

It's fun, but a very dangerous game. Can handle only so much crazy in my life at once.

9Look into their eyes... Empty Re: Look into their eyes... 2013-02-23, 18:41

Frostbyrn

Frostbyrn

Jeez man

Crazy chicks are like Pokemon trainers

Never make eye contact Very Happy

10Look into their eyes... Empty Re: Look into their eyes... 2013-02-23, 18:46

Captain Pirate Pineapple

Captain Pirate Pineapple

STD's are like Pokemon. Got to catch them all.

11Look into their eyes... Empty Re: Look into their eyes... 2013-02-23, 18:49

Frostbyrn

Frostbyrn

Captain Pirate Pineapple wrote:STD's are like Pokemon. Got to catch them all.

They are the exact opposite you dumb pineapple

12Look into their eyes... Empty Re: Look into their eyes... 2013-02-23, 19:20

Artimise Flare

Artimise Flare

Use the force!

13Look into their eyes... Empty Re: Look into their eyes... 2013-02-23, 19:25

Frostbyrn

Frostbyrn

Artimise Flare wrote:Use the force!

Thats what got him into this mess!

Oh you mean the star wars thing

14Look into their eyes... Empty Re: Look into their eyes... 2013-02-23, 19:27

Artimise Flare

Artimise Flare

15Look into their eyes... Empty Re: Look into their eyes... 2013-02-23, 21:17

HydrasBreath ♜

HydrasBreath ♜

Yeah I've run into my fair share of crazies as well. Back in my more naive days unfortunately. Had an ex hack into my facebook, read some messages I had sent to a friend where I mentioned some issues I was having with said ex at the time. She then proceeded to call my house at 3AM waking me and my parents up. She started freaking out and proceeded to keep me on the phone while she sliced her leg up with a razor blade while I'm there pleading with her not to.

My crazy sense has since become more attuned thankfully.

16Look into their eyes... Empty Re: Look into their eyes... 2013-02-23, 21:36

chunckylover53



HydrasBreath wrote:Yeah I've run into my fair share of crazies as well. Back in my more naive days unfortunately. Had an ex hack into my facebook, read some messages I had sent to a friend where I mentioned some issues I was having with said ex at the time. She then proceeded to call my house at 3AM waking me and my parents up. She started freaking out and proceeded to keep me on the phone while she sliced her leg up with a razor blade while I'm there pleading with her not to.

My crazy sense has since become more attuned thankfully.

And i thought i knew crazy girls... Damnnnnnn

17Look into their eyes... Empty Re: Look into their eyes... 2013-02-23, 22:11

Metalzoic

Metalzoic

[quote="Captain Pirate Pineapple but take my word for it, they are all crazy. [/quote]

* See Metalzoic's "Everything you need to know about women guide" that I posted here in the early days of the SeC.

18Look into their eyes... Empty Re: Look into their eyes... 2013-02-23, 22:12

chunckylover53



I want to see Metal! I'd read it... I am still wet behinde the ears.

19Look into their eyes... Empty Re: Look into their eyes... 2013-02-23, 22:52

HydrasBreath ♜

HydrasBreath ♜

chunckylover53 wrote:
HydrasBreath wrote:Yeah I've run into my fair share of crazies as well. Back in my more naive days unfortunately. Had an ex hack into my facebook, read some messages I had sent to a friend where I mentioned some issues I was having with said ex at the time. She then proceeded to call my house at 3AM waking me and my parents up. She started freaking out and proceeded to keep me on the phone while she sliced her leg up with a razor blade while I'm there pleading with her not to.

My crazy sense has since become more attuned thankfully.

And i thought i knew crazy girls... Damnnnnnn

Yeah I seem to be a crazy magnet.

20Look into their eyes... Empty Re: Look into their eyes... 2013-02-24, 18:28

Mrs. Terry of Hat

Mrs. Terry of Hat

Where in the hell do you people find these girls??

21Look into their eyes... Empty Re: Look into their eyes... 2013-02-24, 19:52

Frostbyrn

Frostbyrn

Mrs. Terry of Hat wrote:Where in the hell do you people find these girls??

Didnt you get stalked by a crazy lesbian at one point?

22Look into their eyes... Empty Re: Look into their eyes... 2013-02-24, 19:52

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23Look into their eyes... Empty Re: Look into their eyes... 2013-02-24, 20:02

Mrs. Terry of Hat

Mrs. Terry of Hat

Frostbyrn wrote:
Mrs. Terry of Hat wrote:Where in the hell do you people find these girls??

Didnt you get stalked by a crazy lesbian at one point?

Good point...I forgot about that, haha! That was some crazy girl I worked with though, so I didn't go looking for her.

24Look into their eyes... Empty Re: Look into their eyes... 2013-02-24, 20:17

Frostbyrn

Frostbyrn

Mrs. Terry of Hat wrote:
Frostbyrn wrote:
Mrs. Terry of Hat wrote:Where in the hell do you people find these girls??

Didnt you get stalked by a crazy lesbian at one point?

Good point...I forgot about that, haha! That was some crazy girl I worked with though, so I didn't go looking for her.

To be fair you dont go looking for chicks as much as a straight male does Very Happy

25Look into their eyes... Empty Re: Look into their eyes... 2013-02-25, 00:28

Captain Pirate Pineapple

Captain Pirate Pineapple

To be completely fair, I don't go looking for chicks as much as I just kind of find them. They also find me, get me really drunk (which isn't hard to do as I really love to drink), and then go from there.

26Look into their eyes... Empty Re: Look into their eyes... 2013-02-25, 09:40

DRGN LRD 1213

DRGN LRD 1213

Sometimes these girls just find you. I had a chic get attached to me and I didn't even bang her. She found out my girlfriend and I had just broke up and decided she was going to fill that spot I guess. Wake up to notes on my truck, her showing up at my work it was getting creepy. My ex did me a favor tho and showed up and told her to back off as we were seeing each other again and she would kick her ass if she kept showing up.

Bitches be crazy yo!

27Look into their eyes... Empty Re: Look into their eyes... 2013-02-25, 11:05

Ron Swanson

Ron Swanson

There is only one thing you really need to know

"There are no normal girls"

28Look into their eyes... Empty Re: Look into their eyes... 2013-02-25, 11:06

Captain Pirate Pineapple

Captain Pirate Pineapple

DRGN LRD 1213 wrote:Bitches be crazy yo!

This says it all right there.

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