Civ 5 is pretty great

Ended up playing a multiplayer game with a friend and laughing hysterically, because I ended up renaming all of my cities after southern states/cities because of all the plantations I had, even though I was playing as the Arabs. Then, I just about died laughing because "Atlanta, GA" became the holy city for Islam, oh the irony. xD

If you have a load of plantations, always grab Oral Tradition and name your religion Slavery. It's such a perfect mix.

Also, we should start a bigger game again. Tom, Adli, Lemon, Ante, Sym and I all have Civ 5 with the expansions.

yup, its un-PC central in Civ.

Lemon named his city FUCKYOUETHIOPIA and i founded nazism in berlin, with the star of david. then lemon renamed amsterdam 'ww3nazisbitchz'.

multiplayer is much more entertaining, just for the banter and impropriety.

Sorry Frost, I forgot you.




Hitlerburg. The Religion of Hitler's Cock...cmon. Godwin's Law is basically torn to shreds.

I had islam in Denmark muahaha....euthopia and japan were dicks

I want to get more into this game but would like to practice against the CPU. They always chumped me army building wise (when I thought I was doing the best I could...)


city states also seem glitchy/finnicky. One turn they like you,the next they don't lol. I just try to ally with as many as I can.....not like they helped me much anyway. I wanted to have a strong defense and stock up on nukes I guess when the time was right,I started off in the stone age and it took forever just to "tech" up to steel swordsman

No, pick science civ. Out tech others with defensive minimum units in place.

Unit control for strategical win is possible in CivV unlike IV, so if you got one or two melee with enough ranged, you are solid on defense.

Once you out tech, AIs can't do anything.

Personally, I try and start as far ahead of the others in Science as possible. Today, I was playing my perfect earth map. It was my egyptian Rocket Artillery and Helicopters against Persian cavalry and cannons.

Whatever you do, just make sure you spread your religion into Vatican City. There's almost nothing funnier than

"Vatican City wants little boys" or "Vatican City wants atheism"

Pariah wrote:Whatever you do, just make sure you spread your religion into Vatican City. There's almost nothing funnier than

"Vatican City wants little boys" or "Vatican City wants atheism"

Really on the nose.

"We ain't the boy scouts, we scout boys" is on the nose too....but i think it is appropriate

Pariah wrote:Whatever you do, just make sure you spread your religion into Vatican City. There's almost nothing funnier than

"Vatican City wants little boys" or "Vatican City wants atheism"

the religion of It Hard.

Vatican City wants It Hard.

Yeah, there's so much funny shit you can do in that game.

Also, I did get Oral Tradition, to make it even more like the pre Civil War era South.

Bob, you wanna play a multiplayer game this weekend?

Maybe, idk. I'm still learning the game, and I have to finish the game I was in with another friend.