Just watched the stupidest movie EVER!

It's called Thankskilling. It's about a witchcraft turkey that kills people that disrepected Indians. And it is so poorly filmed it's funny. It's supposed to be a horror but it's more comedy. You should check it out on netflix if you have it.

Sounds hilarious to me. I might check it out lol.

Effing tall wrote:lol, does the turkey teabagg his victims with his neck

xD

And I never never can bring myself to watch movies like that; I end up getting red in the face and leaving about 2 minutes into it, lol.

Ok here are lines the turkey says after killing people.

Nice tits, bitch!
You just got stuffed, bitch!
Gobble gobble motherfucker!

xsilentshooterx wrote:Gobble gobble motherfucker!

OMG! xD

That should be my new line whenever I run somebody over in a car or something on a game, lmao. That's fucking hilarious!

xsilentshooterx wrote:Ok here are lines the turkey says after killing people.

Nice tits, bitch!
You just got stuffed, bitch!
Gobble gobble motherfucker!

lol thats my next line when knifing/ killing someone by a shot to the ass

Context to the second one-this sluty chick was having sex, and the turkey kills the guy, takes his place from behind, finishes, the girl doesn't notice the whole time, then the line and he kills her.

Context to third line-a fat guy was hungry so he ate a turkey, which happened to be demon turkey, which came out his chest alien Style then said the line.

xsilentshooterx wrote:Context to the second one-this sluty chick was having sex, and the turkey kills the guy, takes his place from behind, finishes, the girl doesn't notice the whole time, then the line and he kills her.

Context to third line-a fat guy was hungry so he ate a turkey, which happened to be demon turkey, which came out his chest alien Style then said the line.

That sounds brain-deadeningly hilarious and retarded. xD

This is easily one of the best worst movies ever: Ice Cream Man

Was mistaken never mind.

xsilentshooterx wrote:It's called Thankskilling. It's about a witchcraft turkey that kills people that disrepected Indians. And it is so poorly filmed it's funny. It's supposed to be a horror but it's more comedy. You should check it out on netflix if you have it.

I love those kind of horror films the ones that are so bad they're funny.

Sounds awesome!

I find it fairly disturbing that somebody get's raped and killed by a turkey.

I don't whether that's more disturbing, or hilaroius. xD

It is if it's from a TURKEY! xD That's pitifully hilarious, and disturbing.

xD

I actually laughed at that one.

Wut da heawh?! Dat's fukked up!

I'd watch it and who thought rape was funny? It's a very serious topic that should never be joked about or used in a prank of any kind.

Still not my fault I was forced to eat that, and I can't believe you told your sister about it.

*Facepalm* ugh sadly, I've confused a couple girls like that at work.

It's not my fault she looks like she has down-syndrome.

Well we could always change the subject.

I put one up that said we serve breakfast 24/7. They hated that day.

I submitted all my college papers in crayon for a year.

Cause I ate all the Ramen.

Is it Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus bad?

See ya Frost, and yes that kind of bad if not worse.

I just saw this and nearly died laughing -- now I must explain.

I used to work at a Family Video near my house, and some guy name Jordan (who is apparently the director, though I had no clue at the time) came in randomly asking to put up posters about some movie he was making. He said that one of the guys from our store was going to be in it (I'm not sure if he actually ended up in it or not) and wanted to advertise it. Then he asked my friend and I if we wanted to be in it and we started cracking up and said no.

Saw this and I was like no...that can't be the same movie. Totally is.

xD

How freaking funny. He had posters plastered all over the place down here for the movie with the tag line "Gobble Gobble, Motherfucker!" It was like a catchphrase at work. I never even knew he finished it or that it even went anywhere. I'm pretty sure one of my friends from work is in it somewhere, might have to watch it to see.

Damn, I should have said yes and been in it. Maybe not.

What a small world.

Ms. Terry of Hat wrote:I just saw this and nearly died laughing -- now I must explain.

I used to work at a Family Video near my house, and some guy name Jordan (who is apparently the director, though I had no clue at the time) came in randomly asking to put up posters about some movie he was making. He said that one of the guys from our store was going to be in it (I'm not sure if he actually ended up in it or not) and wanted to advertise it. Then he asked my friend and I if we wanted to be in it and we started cracking up and said no.

Saw this and I was like no...that can't be the same movie. Totally is.

xD

How freaking funny. He had posters plastered all over the place down here for the movie with the tag line "Gobble Gobble, Motherfucker!" It was like a catchphrase at work. I never even knew he finished it or that it even went anywhere. I'm pretty sure one of my friends from work is in it somewhere, might have to watch it to see.

Damn, I should have said yes and been in it. Maybe not.

What a small world.

That's pretty awesome...in a way. Funny how you find something like that here, no?

Anything is possible Kitsune, remember when I told you about my friend Rebecca Mayes?

Wow Ms.(Mrs. now I guess)Terry that's pretty funny. But honestly it was terrible.

Shojimaru wrote:Anything is possible Kitsune, remember when I told you about my friend Rebecca Mayes?

No, how'd that go?

My friend Rebecca is an indie music artist she has her own studio, writes all her own stuff, sings all of them, and plays every instrument in all of her songs but one. She used to do it just as a hobby but then she got a contract with escapistmagazine.com to do music videos for them. Then she ended up getting a record deal and put out two albums on iTunes. She never really had a dream of being a music artist she just did it for fun.

Shojimaru wrote:My friend Rebecca is an indie music artist she has her own studio, writes all her own stuff, sings all of them, and plays every instrument in all of her songs but one. She used to do it just as a hobby but then she got a contract with escapistmagazine.com to do music videos for them. Then she ended up getting a record deal and put out two albums on iTunes. She never really had a dream of being a music artist she just did it for fun.

Wait, yes, you did. I remember, because I was talking about how amazing that was. I think I was talking to you while playing Score Attack on Reach in a party when you said that...about 3 weeks ago I think.

Yeah that sounds about right, I think Frost and I were playing infection at the time too.

Wow that's amazing.

That is awesome. I had a friend who had a contract wiht iTunes for like 2 years and had almost 40 of his own songs there.

xsilentshooterx wrote:Wow Ms.(Mrs. now I guess)Terry that's pretty funny. But honestly it was terrible.

Haha yeah, I figured it would be. Just thought it was funny that it popped up here.