Also rate other peoples storys on a 1-10 Crazy scale with 10 being the craziest
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Hey, I'm not crazy you jerk.Sym wrote:My wife
Shotgun Dismemberment wrote:Busted.
Holy shit, dude. What the fuck? How long did you have to stand her?HydrasBreath wrote:Definitely the girl I dated for awhile who called me at my parents place at 3am and woke everyone up so that I could listen to her smash things and break apart a disposable razor so she could use one of the blades to slice up her thigh.
All because she hacked into my facebook account (I'm guessing key logger) and read some messages I had sent to a friend where I was complaining about her. She then deleted and blocked said friend (who happened to be a girl) and then deleted any other females from my friends list because "They are all sluts".
She would also start crying if another girl walked into my field of vision because it meant I wanted to fuck them and i was going to cheat on her or some shit.
yup she definitely takes the cake for me.
Chewy might have me beat though.
We were on again/off again for a year or so. We would only be together for a few months at a time though before something would happen then we wouldn't see each other for a month or two.Ars Diaboli wrote:Holy shit, dude. What the fuck? How long did you have to stand her?HydrasBreath wrote:Definitely the girl I dated for awhile who called me at my parents place at 3am and woke everyone up so that I could listen to her smash things and break apart a disposable razor so she could use one of the blades to slice up her thigh.
All because she hacked into my facebook account (I'm guessing key logger) and read some messages I had sent to a friend where I was complaining about her. She then deleted and blocked said friend (who happened to be a girl) and then deleted any other females from my friends list because "They are all sluts".
She would also start crying if another girl walked into my field of vision because it meant I wanted to fuck them and i was going to cheat on her or some shit.
yup she definitely takes the cake for me.
Chewy might have me beat though.
Careful there, too much crazy and one will end up biting your dick off.HydrasBreath wrote:We were on again/off again for a year or so. We would only be together for a few months at a time though before something would happen then we wouldn't see each other for a month or two.Ars Diaboli wrote:Holy shit, dude. What the fuck? How long did you have to stand her?HydrasBreath wrote:Definitely the girl I dated for awhile who called me at my parents place at 3am and woke everyone up so that I could listen to her smash things and break apart a disposable razor so she could use one of the blades to slice up her thigh.
All because she hacked into my facebook account (I'm guessing key logger) and read some messages I had sent to a friend where I was complaining about her. She then deleted and blocked said friend (who happened to be a girl) and then deleted any other females from my friends list because "They are all sluts".
She would also start crying if another girl walked into my field of vision because it meant I wanted to fuck them and i was going to cheat on her or some shit.
yup she definitely takes the cake for me.
Chewy might have me beat though.
She was one of the best in bed though...the craziest ones always are.
vag is my kryptonite.
Yeah... that's my problem too. And well some of my crazy ex stories are posted around here somewhere. Had one tryto stab me before too.HydrasBreath wrote:
vag is my kryptonite.
Well funny story she had like zero gag reflex so she could pretty much swallow itArs Diaboli wrote:
Careful there, too much crazy and one will end up biting your dick off.
Deep throat is pretty awesome. Can't blame you thereWell funny story she had like zero gag reflex so she could pretty much swallow itArs Diaboli wrote:
Careful there, too much crazy and one will end up biting your dick off.
Partly the reason I stayed way longer than I should have no doubt.
It goes like that sometimes. Other times it's getting punched in the face by a guy.Frostbyrn wrote:Kaleis Life:
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Luf you!Dropped Da Soap wrote:What?sheep wrote:Soap.
Dont be a total prick and get with taken women?Captain Pirate Pineapple wrote:Well it's getting punched in the face by their boyfriend/husband.
Really fault on both sides there.Frostbyrn wrote:Dont be a total prick and get with taken women?Captain Pirate Pineapple wrote:Well it's getting punched in the face by their boyfriend/husband.
Yeah I knowMissSym wrote:Really fault on both sides there.Frostbyrn wrote:Dont be a total prick and get with taken women?Captain Pirate Pineapple wrote:Well it's getting punched in the face by their boyfriend/husband.
I always look at the fingers for a ring first. Then I talk to them and that's usually one of the first things mentioned by loyal/faithful women. Their boyfriends/husbands don't hit me.Frostbyrn wrote:Yeah I knowMissSym wrote:Really fault on both sides there.Frostbyrn wrote:Dont be a total prick and get with taken women?Captain Pirate Pineapple wrote:Well it's getting punched in the face by their boyfriend/husband.
Well unless she lied
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I literally asked for her Phone Number a few days agoSym wrote:I would hit anybody for hitting on my wife
I would however hit someone for making un wanted advances or any physical contact.
Frostbyrn wrote:I literally asked for her Phone Number a few days agoSym wrote:I would not hit anybody for hitting on my wife
I would however hit someone for making un wanted advances or any physical contact.
YOULL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!
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