Well, you might not be, but my ISP here in Madison is:
- Had to get on TOR even to see this page:
In all seriousness, its a hard question to answer. Delving deeper into the issue, I've found some really interesting security stuff. Usually the big targets for torrent busts are uploaders and mass-seeders. From what I've found on torrenting, I'd say a good bet is to find a program to randomize your laptop's MAC address, then go to a place with public wifi, like a Starbucks or a McDonald's, and have at it.
Important though, make sure you're using smart settings. For example in uTorrent, there is a feature to enable encrypted connections. Similarly, PeerBlocker helps.
Finally, one thing that I've found helpful and maybe others will disagree. When you're looking for a torrent of something, especially big-name products like Adobe shit, read through the comments people have left. Usually, there'll be one guy saying its tagged. If you see one guy in a crowd of 400, then you might be ok. However, if there are multiples like him, walk away.