Apparently i am a plagirist

/rant


So me and a friend decided to work on a statistics  homework assignment, it wasn't really that hard but it's a busy world so we split the paper.

It had a few problems to solve and a describe what the stuff looks like and what it means etc etc.

Me and my friend had similar answers, not quite the same so at the end of class i go up to get it, he tells me i get a 0 for plagarism.. I said we worked together on it, he never said we couldn't and everything else i tried to say he'd just say "it's plagarism". I wasn't trying to push it too much because there's still about 8 weeks of class left and ultimately he'll decide my final grade.

The paper is 1.5% of the final grade which i know isn't much but i am just pissed off that this is what he thinks of me, i feel like it'll always be above my head when he goes to grade my stuff.

On top of that we had a test today that i was pretty stressed out about, so i have to worry about the grade i got on that...

I need some beers

/end rant

The thing that really gets to me is this is statistics.. Pure logic, answers should be similar, all my math was correct but i get a 0 because of this BS.

Ah yes, teachers/professors on a power trip and/or who lack common freaking sense. I've had a few of those in the past as well.

Makes you feel all warm and fuzzy doesn't it?

Word

Donkey punch

I had an english teacher about 3 years ago. I didn't want to take her class because it was completely pointless, it was a beginner's class.

I talked to her in english for 5 minutes, like I did with a teacher before (who told me to just skip the class after we talked). She didn't give a shit. "No kid, you need to give me a paper that tells me that you know english."

I was like... "I'm talking to you, you dumb bitch. What else could you possibly need?"
For like 2 months, I was screwing around getting papers for her. She didn't like any of those. I took a fucking test in a big institution for English, they put me in the last level. "No no, I want your grades from highschool". WHAT THE FLYING FUCK IS wring WITH YOU YOU STUPID CUNT?!

She couldn't stand some kid knowing shit she didn't, or something. I felt kinda bad when people made fun of her bad leg. Now I rejoice over it.

After months of getting stupid papers for her, she still had me take a test at the end of the term. She gave me a 9 out 10 because something I wrote wasn't in the order she wanted (Retarded shit like writing "Russia and Japan" instead of "Japan and Russia", the 'correct answer' is the one she wants).

Oh, and I wrote "siblings" as an answer in one of the questions. She was like... "What is that?". My face took a "Aren't you the allmighty allknowing teacher, you cunt?" expression.

Fuck her. I hope she dies in a fire after fucking up her other leg.

You got screwed over for plagiarising in Math? Fuck dude, Bayes is gonna be pissed at you for stealing his work! It's ok, your teacher did the same. Seriously though, that's idiotic.

Sym wrote:Word

Donkey punch

this is the only answer.

The fuck? Does your teacher know what that word is?

IVe always wanted to donkey punch somebody, but there are a few problems with that lmao

Ars Diaboli wrote:I had an english teacher about 3 years ago. I didn't want to take her class because it was completely pointless, it was a beginner's class.

I talked to her in english for 5 minutes, like I did with a teacher before (who told me to just skip the class after we talked). She didn't give a shit. "No kid, you need to give me a paper that tells me that you know english."

I was like... "I'm talking to you, you dumb bitch. What else could you possibly need?"
For like 2 months, I was screwing around getting papers for her. She didn't like any of those. I took a fucking test in a big institution for English, they put me in the last level. "No no, I want your grades from highschool". WHAT THE FLYING FUCK IS wring WITH YOU YOU STUPID CUNT?!

She couldn't stand some kid knowing shit she didn't, or something. I felt kinda bad when people made fun of her bad leg. Now I rejoice over it.

After months of getting stupid papers for her, she still had me take a test at the end of the term. She gave me a 9 out 10 because something I wrote wasn't in the order she wanted (Retarded shit like writing "Russia and Japan" instead of "Japan and Russia", the 'correct answer' is the one she wants).

Oh, and I wrote "siblings" as an answer in one of the questions. She was like... "What is that?". My face took a "Aren't you the allmighty allknowing teacher, you cunt?" expression.

Fuck her. I hope she dies in a fire after fucking up her other leg.

Why are you so good at English, anyway?

I think I'm just a bit above average at English. I miss shit here and there (like writing "english" instead of capitalizing) because I mix up similar things from Spanish sometimes. I'm pretty decent at writing and reading because 80% (pulled out of my ass) of the stuff I read is in English. I'm average when speaking because I'm really out of practice.

Anyway, I studied it since I was like, 7 years old or something. At 14-15 I could hold a conversation with someone from the U.S., no problem. But then I stopped studying it, and I didn't have any people to talk in English with, so my tongue was demoted to "dude that learned shitty English 1 year ago". Well, not THAT bad, but I was better before... practically speaking as if it was my mother language.

Still, FUCK THAT BITCH. And yes, that idiot really didn't know what siblings meant. RAGE RAGE RAGE!

I don't know dude, this black guy from 1 month and a half ago... holy shit. "WherYagoin?!?".

I only understood "going". "uh... UK...".

I don't really know how you guys speak over there.

Ars Diaboli wrote:I don't know dude, this black guy from 1 month and a half ago... holy shit. "WherYagoin?!?".

I only understood "going". "uh... UK...".

I don't really know how you guys speak over there.

That made my evening. Thank you Ars