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Bad Jokes

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1Bad Jokes Empty Bad Jokes 2010-10-23, 13:34

Shojimaru

Shojimaru

I'm not talking about racist or offensive ones just one that are so bad they make you faceplam. Post the worst ones you have the bigger the facepalm the better.

2Bad Jokes Empty Re: Bad Jokes 2010-10-23, 13:42

Kyuubey

Kyuubey

What did one plate say to the other?

"Lunch is on me"

3Bad Jokes Empty Re: Bad Jokes 2010-10-23, 13:44

Kyuubey

Kyuubey

Where do pigs park their cars?

In porking lots.

4Bad Jokes Empty Re: Bad Jokes 2010-10-23, 14:10

Shojimaru

Shojimaru

I guess you're the only one here huh?

5Bad Jokes Empty Re: Bad Jokes 2010-10-23, 14:25

Guest


Guest

Why was the mushroom a hit at the party?

He was a Fungi!!

6Bad Jokes Empty Re: Bad Jokes 2010-10-23, 14:25

Same

Same

Shojimaru wrote:I guess you're the only one here huh?


There was a few of us on, I had a few bad jokes. But i'll probably remember them sometime later.

7Bad Jokes Empty Re: Bad Jokes 2010-10-23, 17:07

Guest


Guest

What was the lawyers daughters name?

Sue

8Bad Jokes Empty Re: Bad Jokes 2010-10-23, 17:30

Kyuubey

Kyuubey

Bad Jokes 153

9Bad Jokes Empty Re: Bad Jokes 2010-10-23, 17:56

Guest


Guest

Higurashi wrote:Bad Jokes 153
Do I get a cookie for winning the topic?

10Bad Jokes Empty Re: Bad Jokes 2010-10-23, 18:20

Shojimaru

Shojimaru

Nah I'll give it a couple days and we'll see who wins maybe vote on the worst ones.

11Bad Jokes Empty Re: Bad Jokes 2010-10-24, 02:24

Guest


Guest

How many guys does it take to open a beer?

Zero, it should already be open when the woman gives it to him.

Wait, thats not bad, thats true!

12Bad Jokes Empty Re: Bad Jokes 2010-10-24, 10:44

Cookie Monster

Cookie Monster

Higurashi wrote:What did one plate say to the other?

"Lunch is on me"

That made me LOL. Shocked

***Wait, those aren't bad. They're lame, but funny. I seriously chuckled at Porking Lots.

Or maybe my sense of humor is unique.



Last edited by Cookie Monster on 2010-10-24, 10:49; edited 1 time in total (Reason for editing : added ***)

13Bad Jokes Empty Re: Bad Jokes 2010-10-26, 10:21

Shojimaru

Shojimaru

What do you call a kid with no arms, legs, and an eye patch?

Names

14Bad Jokes Empty Re: Bad Jokes 2010-10-26, 10:25

Guest


Guest

Hahaha I love it xD

15Bad Jokes Empty Re: Bad Jokes 2010-10-26, 11:47

Guest


Guest

What's brown and sticky?

A STICK!

16Bad Jokes Empty Re: Bad Jokes 2010-10-26, 11:49

Guest


Guest

Whats the difference between an orange?
Tricycles because vests don't have sleeves.

17Bad Jokes Empty Re: Bad Jokes 2010-10-26, 17:07

Guest


Guest

What would you call a guy with no arms and legs in a hole?


Phil.

18Bad Jokes Empty Re: Bad Jokes 2010-10-26, 17:11

Guest


Guest

You guys must be reading the backs of Laffy Taffy wrappers or something too much, lol.

19Bad Jokes Empty Re: Bad Jokes 2010-10-26, 17:12

Majora1988

Majora1988

This topic actually made me lol IRL twice.

20Bad Jokes Empty Re: Bad Jokes 2010-10-26, 17:58

Cardboard Fox

Cardboard Fox

Police arrested two kids yesterday.
One was drinking battery acid and the other was eating fireworks.
They charged one and let the other one off.

21Bad Jokes Empty Re: Bad Jokes 2010-10-26, 17:59

Stoop Kid

Stoop Kid

Bla125 wrote:Whats the difference between an orange?
Tricycles because vests don't have sleeves.

Omg a drunk guy told me that joke once.

22Bad Jokes Empty Re: Bad Jokes 2010-10-26, 18:00

Guest


Guest

How does a piano and a fish differ?


You can tune a piano but you can't tune-a-fish.

23Bad Jokes Empty Re: Bad Jokes 2010-10-26, 19:42

Guest


Guest

What did the 0 say to the 8?

Nice belt.

24Bad Jokes Empty Re: Bad Jokes 2010-10-26, 20:00

Patrick Star

Patrick Star

i like that one lol

25Bad Jokes Empty Re: Bad Jokes 2010-10-28, 01:41

Leeroy_Jenkins!!!!11

Leeroy_Jenkins!!!!11

What's yellow and can't swim?

A bulldozer! *Da-dun-CH!* (Did I do it right?)

I stole this one from my friend




What's worse than your dog getting hit by a car?

The holocaust! *Da-dun-CH!* (Did I do it right?)

I stole this one from another friend

26Bad Jokes Empty Re: Bad Jokes 2010-10-28, 03:27

Guest


Guest

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a lake.



Bob.





(could I have my cookie now?)

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