Confessions...

tell them. if you wanna, lol

mine is:

i think my newest nephew is a highly unattractive baby. but am unsure if this is because i think the father is a frickin' world class d-bag deluxe, or if the baby is just... not attractive. i still love him! but he is not cute. >.>

LOL! I was thinking about saying something like this today, how I'd usually want to tell somebody what I thought, but then I thought that the only thing I'm really nice about is when parents ask about their kids (especially babies), when they ask, "Isn't it cute?" and you want to say "No." xD

I don't really have a confession. I guess the fact that I suffer from a variety of mental illnesses and I live in my room 23/24 hours of the day, but I think I've already said that before. : /

Kitsune no Kaji wrote:LOL! I was thinking about saying something like this today, how I'd usually want to tell somebody what I thought, but then I thought that the only thing I'm really nice about is when parents ask about their kids (especially babies), when they ask, "Isn't it cute?" and you want to say "No." xD/

LOL! for real, some babies just aren't cute. and usually my sister has very adorable babies, but the latest sperm donor is just... ugh.

i am hoping he grows into a cute kid, but have my doubts.

Scared to death about my procedure tomorrow.

Don't worry Tom it's going to be fine seriously.

They aren't even cutting you open. What's the risk, the 0.1% chance you might not wake up from an anesthetic?


I mean you are getting sodomized by a giant camera which would be wildly unpleasant if only you were awake. That's the only part I would be afraid of.

JDM_Jev wrote:Don't worry Tom it's going to be fine seriously.

They aren't even cutting you open. What's the risk, the 0.1% chance you might not wake up from an anesthetic?


I mean you are getting sodomized by a giant camera which would be wildly unpleasant if only you were awake. That's the only part I would be afraid of.

It is through the mouth and I know I should not be scared, hell I already did it once, I just can not get the idea that I could be in that .1% especially with some of the stuff that has happened to me.

I think you'll be fine Tom, just relax. Tell us how it went when you're done if you want.

Kitsune no Kaji wrote:I think you'll be fine Tom, just relax. Tell us how it went when you're done if you want.

Even better we can play black ops after it is over.

Tom-- Two weeks ago, I had my butt cut open, inches from my asshole.
I was doped up on morphine, loaded with local anaesthetics, and it was still one of the most painful hours of my life.
You'll be fine. Whatever it is that you're having done, it'll be over eventually, and you'll be right as rain again.

T-800 wrote:

Kitsune no Kaji wrote:I think you'll be fine Tom, just relax. Tell us how it went when you're done if you want.

Even better we can play black ops after it is over.

I'm not playing MP for a bit.

Kitsune no Kaji wrote:

T-800 wrote:

Kitsune no Kaji wrote:I think you'll be fine Tom, just relax. Tell us how it went when you're done if you want.

Even better we can play black ops after it is over.

I'm not playing MP for a bit.

Zombies?

The Cramtron wrote:Tom-- Two weeks ago, I had my butt cut open, inches from my asshole.
I was doped up on morphine, loaded with local anaesthetics, and it was still one of the most painful hours of my life.
You'll be fine. Whatever it is that you're having done, it'll be over eventually, and you'll be right as rain again.

Damn dude that sucks. I can not believe I am so scared about this little procedure that I already did once.

Tom we still have to play battlefield


you need a working mic though.

Confession: I got obsessive about arguments. I can. Not. Lose. I will lose sleep just thinking about what to say next and what I should've said. I hate arguments because I can't stop thinking about how I could've said it better for weeks after they're over and sometimes I literally can't sleep over it.

JDM_Jev wrote:Tom we still have to play battlefield


you need a working mic though.

I should be getting a mic by next week.

Ducksaws wrote:Confession: I got obsessive about arguments. I can. Not. Lose. I will lose sleep just thinking about what to say next and what I should've said. I hate arguments because I can't stop thinking about how I could've said it better for weeks after they're over and sometimes I literally can't sleep over it.

OMFG this has actually happened to me every single time I get into a big fight and I lose.

T-800 wrote:

JDM_Jev wrote:Tom we still have to play battlefield


you need a working mic though.

I should be getting a mic by next week.

what the fuck


You'll be getting one tomorrow /jedi hand wave

JDM_Jev wrote:

T-800 wrote:

JDM_Jev wrote:Tom we still have to play battlefield


you need a working mic though.

I should be getting a mic by next week.

what the fuck


You'll be getting one tomorrow /jedi hand wave

Sadly I will have no cash until next week and even then I am not sure if I can the extra $30 for the turtle beaches.

Go find money on the floor like me, it will solve all your problems.


Also in the states can't you trade in games? There must be something you don't play anymore, trade them in for Black Ops and buy an X11 ($60).


bam problem solved.

JDM_Jev wrote:Go find money on the floor like me, it will solve all your problems.


Also in the states can't you trade in games? There must be something you don't play anymore, trade them in for Black Ops and buy an X11 ($60).


bam problem solved.

People do not drop money in Las Vegas.....

T-800 wrote:
Sadly I will have no cash until next week and even then I am not sure if I can the extra $30 for the turtle beaches.

I'll see if I can find my old one. If I've got it lying around I'll just send it to you man.

JDM_Jev wrote:Go find money on the floor like me, it will solve all your problems.


Also in the states can't you trade in games? There must be something you don't play anymore, trade them in for Black Ops and buy an X11 ($60).


bam problem solved.

I already sold most of the games I play except the one that is worth $2 but I will be getting $150 if my psp sells.

Well you could always consider man-whoring, or sell a kidney.


We're not out of ideas yet.

Found the mic. PM me an address Tom and I'll shoot it out to you tomorrow.

Metalzoic wrote:Found the mic. PM me an address Tom and I'll shoot it out to you tomorrow.

Not to be rude but my mom would kill me if I did this so I think i will just get a new one if I can next week. (and if I can not get the $30 I will just order another cheap mic for $10.)

So we're back to square one.


You could always run a pyramid scheme or something. If only we were closer to Valentines Day, you could just run a fake dating ring.

JDM_Jev wrote:So we're back to square one.


You could always run a pyramid scheme or something. If only we were closer to Valentines Day, you could just run a fake dating ring.

I will be geting $20 from my black ops preorder and if I find I can not get the turtle beaches I will just order the cheap one and get it here by Friday.

The cheap turtle beach or a cheap mic?


If it's the cheap turtle beach honestly do not get it, it's awful. The XCL lacks the same comfort and sound-quality as a regular 'beach and it doesn't have a separate volume control for game/voice.

JDM_Jev wrote:The cheap turtle beach or a cheap mic?


If it's the cheap turtle beach honestly do not get it, it's awful. The XCL lacks the same comfort and sound-quality as a regular 'beach and it doesn't have a separate volume control for game/voice.

No I would be getting the x11's and the cheap mic would be the standard xbox headset.

Ah, good. The XCL costs about as much as a regular mic and I thought it was a good deal but it was just awful.


And good to see more appreciation for the X11s. Best TBs ever, same mic quality as the X3 but it's wired so no batteries/cock mouth when your batteries run low and no one understands what the fuck you're saying because it sounds like there's a massive cock in your mouth.

JDM_Jev wrote:Ah, good. The XCL costs about as much as a regular mic and I thought it was a good deal but it was just awful.


And good to see more appreciation for the X11s. Best TBs ever, same mic quality as the X3 but it's wired so no batteries/cock mouth when your batteries run low and no one understands what the fuck you're saying because it sounds like there's a massive cock in your mouth.

OMG the x11's are on sale for $40......

Holy crap find something to pawn, quick.


Pawn your PSP and you might get half back

JDM_Jev wrote:Holy crap find something to pawn, quick.


Pawn your PSP and you might get half back

All pawn shops are closed already. The deal should last long enough so I can use my credit.

Ah, so you should have a new mic tomorrow? Good.


Perhaps I'll play zombies with you tomorrow night if I go out and pick up Black Ops. Not too stoked on the MP, M60 aside.

JDM_Jev wrote:Ah, so you should have a new mic tomorrow? Good.


Perhaps I'll play zombies with you tomorrow night if I go out and pick up Black Ops. Not too stoked on the MP, M60 aside.

No more like Friday or next week since my credit can only be used on amazon.

Well that's not too bad. Try ordering it tonight though, I don't wanna go a whole week without hearing your voice D:

Pfpfpffffttt... fine then. There's starving kids in Ethiopia that would love my old mic. I'll just send it to them then.

Along with a 360, Black Ops and a TV. You're such a generous man Metal.


Though they'd probably prefer a few vaccinations, schooling and some food.

I'll put some vitamins and mustard in the box along with one of my daughters text books.

no need to go balls-out Metal. Just stick with the dollar a day.

I wants free stuff!

Can I has mic and wife? plskthanx

Uh. Confession...
I generally watch tv laying down, rather than sitting, on the couch. And I usually fall asleep. That's all I got for now.

sheep wrote:I wants free stuff!

Can I has mic and wife? plskthanx

Uh. Confession...
I generally watch tv laying down, rather than sitting, on the couch. And I usually fall asleep. That's all I got for now.

Why would you want a wife unless......

sheep wrote:I wants free stuff!

Can I has mic and wife? plskthanx

Sure!

On topic post: Confession I still go streaking once or twice every two weeks for the hell of it.

Dropped Da Soap wrote:On topic post: Confession I still go streaking once or twice every two weeks for the hell of it.

LOOOOOOL. that was awesome.

Metalzoic wrote:

sheep wrote:I wants free stuff!

Can I has mic and wife? plskthanx

Sure!

Can I has her shipped wearing nothing but the mic?

Confession: I watch a lot of Spongebob. Awesome cartoon.

I still watch Spongebob too man.

Confession... I have multiple GFAQs alts. I've interacted with many of you with them. They are:

MtHeartAttack
GOLDenDenMushi
BKtryhardSCRUB

I don't really troll with them. Well, sometimes I do, but usually I'm just too lazy to switch back to Cramtron, so I use them like normal accounts.

I've sung the Spongebob song at work with a co-worker.