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Bla and Soap's dirty, dirty topic.

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Pants3000
Cookie Monster
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I love you too Soap!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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WOW GET A ROOM LOL

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You want in on this to Jev?

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no

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Why?

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Cause he has morals.

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Oh, so he's one of "those" people.

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It all has to do with the openness of my mind.


It's a closed door.

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I have a lock pick right here.

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It's one of panic room doors.


No go. I'm safe inside.

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I have an axe.

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Well then maybe I might do this to your so called closed dor Jev.

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It's made of steel. Didn't you see the movie Panic Room?

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I have a bulldozer.

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Nope. And mine and Bla's love making is powerful to smash adamantuim(The shit Wolverine is made out of). So we could always go at it on your door.

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I think we might have to.

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Let the haymaking commence.

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Guest

*starts haymaking*

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It's also attached to an escape pod, for just such a scenario.


lucky me

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Our force breaks the pod.

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Did you watch that episode of Futurama where Fry's nose is harvested as an aphrodisiac?

The ending where Lur tells them to retreat to a safe 10 mile radius would be perfect here Sad


alas I could not find it. the search has exhausted me so I'm going to bed.


bye bye

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Good bye!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I loved that episode.

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Guest

I did too.

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Dropped Da Soap

Twas a great episode.

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Guest

It surely was =D

Cookie Monster

Cookie Monster

Somehow I knew this thread was gonna happen. Very Happy

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And its amazging no?

Cookie Monster

Cookie Monster

tl;dr?

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Say wha?

Cookie Monster

Cookie Monster

too long;didn't read

Very Happy

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Dropped Da Soap

Your too long and it kept me from reading
Wink

Pants3000

Pants3000

yayyyyyyyyy

Wacco



This is a lot less dirty than I expected. You guys aren't doing your job.

Pants3000

Pants3000

moar

BlueSkittles

BlueSkittles

You guys are so crazy! XD

Pants3000

Pants3000

embrace it

try something different Skittles, roll up your sleeves, or eat an orange.

Wacco



We're fun people.

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Last night me and Soap made hot love in a field of cacti.

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In a small pool of lemon juice and unsterlized needles

¿jitty?

¿jitty?

with a polar bear?

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Yes a polar bear. Along with a dog and several jars of peanut butter

Wacco



There we go. That's more like what I was expecting.

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Then I took a steak knife and shoved it up Soaps penis.

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Which I used to thrust into Bla rapidly

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While I took a cactus and put it in my mouth.

Cookie Monster

Cookie Monster

Dropped Da Soap wrote:Your too long and it kept me from reading
Wink
That's what she said.

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But that's not what she said, cause my penis was in Bla's mouth

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And it's so big that I couldn't even breath so there's no way that she said that.

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