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1Unfunny joke topic Empty Unfunny joke topic 2010-11-17, 21:03

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

The Holocaust


Yo momma is so fat...

...that her doctor told her she was at risk for sleep apnea,heart disease, diabetes and other medical complications associated with obesity.



A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks: "Why the long face?"

The horse, who cannot comprehend English, shits on the floor and walks away.


carry on.

2Unfunny joke topic Empty Re: Unfunny joke topic 2010-11-17, 21:11

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A horse walks into a bar.

The bartender realizes this logical absurdity and wakes up, rolls over, sees his wife sleeping and then cries thinking about his failing marriage.



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3Unfunny joke topic Empty Re: Unfunny joke topic 2010-11-17, 21:11

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Hey, have you ever heard the 288 joke?

4Unfunny joke topic Empty Re: Unfunny joke topic 2010-11-17, 21:14

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...

"No, I haven't, Cramtron!"

Oh, well I can't tell you. It's too gross.

5Unfunny joke topic Empty Re: Unfunny joke topic 2010-11-17, 21:16

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what's red and smells like blue paint?


red paint.

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6Unfunny joke topic Empty Re: Unfunny joke topic 2010-11-17, 21:19

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LOL, that comic was great.

7Unfunny joke topic Empty Re: Unfunny joke topic 2010-11-17, 21:23

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JDM_Jev wrote:what's red and smells like blue paint?


red paint.

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If that was such a bad joke then why did I laugh?



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8Unfunny joke topic Empty Re: Unfunny joke topic 2010-11-17, 21:26

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a man walks into a bar

a passing bystander asks him if he's okay.



a man buys freeze-dried water.

he has a severe learning disability.


So this guy walks into a bar. He ends up getting really drunk andtaking home a highly promiscuous woman. They both die from AIDS.

9Unfunny joke topic Empty Re: Unfunny joke topic 2010-11-17, 21:47

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JDM_Jev wrote:a man walks into a bar

a passing bystander asks him if he's okay.



a man buys freeze-dried water.

he has a severe learning disability.


So this guy walks into a bar. He ends up getting really drunk andtaking home a highly promiscuous woman. They both die from AIDS.
I have heard people laugh at worse.

10Unfunny joke topic Empty Re: Unfunny joke topic 2010-11-21, 10:19

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