tired Heebs is tired

gah. Christmas shopping was a frackin' disaster. there were so many people, and they wouldn't move, and i kept getting a headache, and my nephew asked for this strange toy called a Kung Zhu? or something like that, and i couldn't find them, and i was just SO TIRED OF ALL THE PEOPLE.

so, i tried on some bras at a store and these two BEE-OTCHES would not gtfo of my way, and one of them went so far as to stare at me like i had grown two heads when i was trying to get a fitting room and stood directly in my path. like, wtf was that all about? i honestly wanted to Hulk smash her face in. ugh.

then i almost got ran over in the parking lot. the holidays are dangerous, i am tellin' you.

finally i found those little Kung-whatevers and promptly started laughing my ass off when i saw what they were. strange little fake robot gerbils and their robot accessories. when did toys get so frackin' weird? i remember playing with Lincoln Logs, and Legos that didn't turn into a Bionicle or however you spell it, and getting horses and stuff like that when i was a kid.

robot gerbils. WTF!?

You sure make shopping sound like fun. No wonder I've been putting it off... I got a headache just reading about your experience.

*shop on Amazon*
*never have to even put pants on*

Spoiler:

omg it was a NIGHTMARE. never. again.

all of the shopping is done, even if someone gets the shaft by not receiving a present, idgaf. after today, i am staying at home until Christmas is over with.

I only go out on boxing day, and even then I only do it for the mosh pits.

lol! you could've made a mosh pit out of all the stupid jerks meandering in wal-mart yesterday, especially in the toy aisle. i thought i was gonna have to slap somebody.

Dude. I want Zhu Zhu pets! Just like littlest nephew! I want the one called Moo. They have them at BK, but they were all out.

wtf do you want a Zhu Zhu!? it's a frackin' robotic gerbil! i saw those things, cracked up and said hella loud: "That is the stupidest shit I have ever seen."

this lady gave me a hella mean look, but i ignored her. i was like, why can't the nephew want something normal? like GI Joe, Legos, or something, that shit is normal.

but robotic gerbils? i draw the line.

They are cuuuuuuuute.

I like cute things. And shiny things.

At least he doesn't want a pearl necklace from 3 guys for Christmas lololol.

lol, you're an asshole.

Heebs wrote:lol! you could've made a mosh pit out of all the stupid jerks meandering in wal-mart yesterday, especially in the toy aisle. i thought i was gonna have to slap somebody.

Just feign extreme sickness and contagiousness to the umph degree and watch people part like they're the red sea and you're fucking Moses.

that is a fabulous idea. you're a genius >.>

Zhu Zhu's... they were last years Cabbage patch or Tickle me Elmo doll. It was a bitch tracking them down and they were selling for ridiculous prices. Now they're all over the damn place.

What if "tired Heebs" wasn't "tired, then what would the topic be called? xD

that is just some weird shit. never heard of it before in my life before yesterday. i asked my sister, what does the little guy want for x-mas, and she busts out with Khung Zhu and i was all ......... *crickets*

and she got him that paper jamz stuff too, idk how the toy industry comes up with this sort of fail.

Bob, i should rename it to "epic Heebs is epic" lol

Yea we did the hunt for the zhu zhus last year... HAHA

O I C xD

Seeing topics like this makes me really want to have kids...not. LOL! Shopping is not my thing; if I ever get married, my wife will do the Christmas shopping for the children. I'll cook or decorate or something instead.

wise choice Bob. wise choice.