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At the airport, killing time, waiting for my flight...

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Metalzoic
StormEye
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DRGN LRD 1213
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Keyser Söze

Keyser Söze

...and to do this, I need your help. Post and fucking entertain me, man...

Guest


Guest

Where you going, man?

DRGN LRD 1213

DRGN LRD 1213

That sucks man as I am about to go home and take my daughters to basketball practice. I am out for the day.

TexasMace

TexasMace

I always hit the bar and drink some expensive-ass booze. Chit chat with the other drunks.

DRGN LRD 1213

DRGN LRD 1213

Airport booze is crazy spensive tho =o(

Guest


Guest

He said "expensive-ass booze", man.

DRGN LRD 1213

DRGN LRD 1213

Yea but its REALLLYYYYYYYY Fucking expensive so I had to reiterate!


I ordererd 2 beers and the lady was like. $18.00.



I looked around and I was like... Ummm for 2? Really? Cause I am not buying a round for everyone sitting at the bar lady..........

Keyser Söze

Keyser Söze

I'm on my way back home to Greece, man. Already had a nice sirloin burger and a beer, but I exchanged the rest of my currency, so now I have an hour to kill.

Fucking entertain me, I said!!

StormEye

StormEye

I usually just go to a bar while waiting for a flight.

And when I actually do get on, I ask for a glass of white wine before take off.

Keyser Söze

Keyser Söze

Already went to the bar, got bored there, man. Now I'm just surfing with this slow ass wi-fi and listening to some music.

...headbanging amidst a couple of hundred people, making a complete ass out of myself.

StormEye

StormEye

You did not bring a book or anything with you?

Flight time usually is the best time, for me, to catch upon some reading.

If not, why don't you go and find some books in a book store in the airport?

Guest


Guest

At the airport, killing time, waiting for my flight... Weed10


This should keep you busy, man.

Guest


Guest

Greg I love doing that! Ah the looks.....

Metalzoic

Metalzoic

Been strip searched yet?

Ars Diaboli

Ars Diaboli

Hey Tommy, if you're still there I found something hilarious.

From a comment in this page: http://kotaku.com/5729735/how-do-you-balance-a-new-baby-and-gaming


Person 1:
???

Why is this even a question?

How can you even compare between your child and game time?

Person 2:
Agreed! Game time certainly comes first.

Just set up one of those hamster bottles in their crib and fit them with an XL diaper and you're ready to raid!

As an enthusiast kid hater, I agree with this man. Hamster bottle. BRILLIANT!

Honey Badger

Honey Badger

I agree...... never going to have kids plus theyre always afraid of me! Im not a very scary guy idk lol

StormEye

StormEye

If that avatar is a depiction of you, then I'm not too sure, lad.

<_<
>_>

Slide~

Honey Badger

Honey Badger

Thats me in ten years! Not now silly Razz

StormEye

StormEye

You're going to have kids in about ten years, right? If you are going to have one.

Honey Badger

Honey Badger

If i had kids im afraid i would go insane. Haha i can see myself in a pshyc asylum in 10 years looking like that...... hmmmm

StormEye

StormEye

Well, in ten years, we can be proud to have one member been through the system once.

LoL

Keyser Söze

Keyser Söze

Well, I've arrived in Amsterdam and now have time to kill here too, man. Man, do I wish there was enough time for a small red-light district detour...

Anyway, your mission is once again to entertain me while I take advantage of two 30 minute sessions of free wi-fi internet, man.

@ storm
I have books, but they're buried under a pile of crap in my back-pack. I just couldn't be bothered the hassle to dig them out and then put them back in, man.
Besides, I have music and laptop, plus you guys are that laptop talking back to me, so it's all good.

Keyser Söze

Keyser Söze

Something to help kill the time, man...

Zillah

Zillah

Tommy Chong wrote:Man, do I wish there was enough time for a small red-light district detour...


haha of course. How does greg go to amsterdam and not smoke?

Frostbyrn

Frostbyrn

Never Fear Frost is here!

Now walk up to the Hottest Security Officer you can find and tell them you have Balls of Steel that might set off the Metal detector

Keyser Söze

Keyser Söze

It's inhumane, I'm telling you, man...

Fucking airports. I also had my papers double checked as well as being frisked by a funny looking bald dude, man.

Fuck you Amsterdam!!! Haha...

Frostbyrn

Frostbyrn

Did he at least buy you Dinner or Space cookies first?

Keyser Söze

Keyser Söze

Piemasterjelly wrote:Never Fear Frost is here!

Now walk up to the Hottest Security Officer you can find and tell them you have Balls of Steel that might set off the Metal detector

Haha, I will honestly try this the next time I fly, man. Just for you, Frost. Just for you...

Too bad I'm already past security.

Keyser Söze

Keyser Söze

Piemasterjelly wrote:Did he at least buy you Dinner or Space cookies first?

No, unfortunately, man...

Frostbyrn

Frostbyrn

Fine Walk past fellow passengers Whispering

"Allah Ackbar"

Under your breath Very Happy

Keyser Söze

Keyser Söze

I've contemplated doing that a couple of times, man. But it might be a bit much...

Wouldn't want to be removed for security purposes and miss my flight. Then again, at least I would have a day in Amsterdam, man.

Zillah

Zillah

Hahaha, when i read this title i see "killing (something like terrorists)"

Im also kinda high right now...

Frostbyrn

Frostbyrn

Find a Local and have a fight with them about how the Maple leaf on the Canadian flag looks like a Red Pot leaf

Keyser Söze

Keyser Söze

Are you trying to get me kicked off my flight, man?

I actually do want to go home. I've got new speakers on the way, money to spend on new games and a sexy girlfriend that's promised me some pretty kinky shit.

I'm thinking home is the way to go...

Frostbyrn

Frostbyrn

Fine if you dont want to get Deported thats your problem

Start having pretend conversations on your phone

Or start Listening to an Invisible Ipod if anyone gives you weird looks hold up Thin air and tell them its the New Ipod Camo

Keyser Söze

Keyser Söze

You're just oozing with idiotic, yet brilliant, ideas, man. You must have a lot of fun at airports...

Zillah

Zillah

here greg check this out

http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/179pFz/oddstuffmagazine.com/extraordinary-art-on-pencil-tips-by-dalton-ghetti.html

Frostbyrn

Frostbyrn

Yeah i pissed my Friend off by pretending to be Ezio from Assassins creed last time i was at an Airport Very Happy

Luckily he didnt see me when i blended onto that bench or that group of whores

Zillah

Zillah

Where were you flying to?

Frostbyrn

Frostbyrn

Greece he was in Canada for the holidays and now hes going home

Zillah

Zillah

ah i see, but i was asking greg, not you frost.

Where in the US do you fly in to?

Frostbyrn

Frostbyrn

I dont htink he went to the US at all dude also hes Offline

He was in Canada and now he is flying back home to Greece through Amsterdam apparently

Zillah

Zillah

Ohhh man i thought he lived in the US/canada and was just living in Greece for a few months or something.

Frostbyrn

Frostbyrn

No i think he originally Hailed from Canada and his Family is still there but he lives full time in Greece now

Keyser Söze

Keyser Söze

No more flying for me, man. Back in Greece. Still won't actually get home until tomorrow though...

Piemasterjelly wrote:No i think he originally Hailed from Canada and his Family is still there but he lives full time in Greece now

More or less, man.

Guest


Guest

Home sweet home, man.

Keyser Söze

Keyser Söze

Not quite, but I'm close, man...

Frostbyrn

Frostbyrn

Yeah to get home he has to take the donkey through the Olive fields first Very Happy

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