Hi Khult.

How are you? Pwease reply.

Hold your breath, it'll happen.

/sarcasm

By the time khult posts the board will be dead.

Since he most likely won't post I will simulate a Khult reply experience:

"Hey."

Very realistic.

Naw I have faith in him because he loves me and bla enough to post here.

Hey.

OH MY GOD! HE POSTED!

Holy shit!

There goes your air of mystery khult.

His stats really are insane...

My SPM is still better....*shows off*

Yay

His SPM is likely lower due to hunting down his prey instead of wasting bullets (lol). 2000 c4 kills and over 5000 knife kills?? I'm sorry but that's just awesome!

Lol at 7AC for a one word post.

Well guys, nice knowing yall, but since khult posted, the world is going to end in exactly 8 days, 15 hours, 36 minutes, and 22 seconds.

Lol I mentioned it into the party to him telling him he had a buncha awesome cred on one post.

wait... if hes khult, who am I?

Ah Good Question.

You See uhh This Fake Khult is uhh known as Khu1t is uhh known as uhh Doppelganger and uhh a Doppelganger is German Ghost that uhh Duplicates and uhh takes the form of the uhh person it is uhh targeting and uhh haunting and spooky yes very spooky and uhh Hard to get rid of.

well he should really stop that now shouldnt he...

but you see, you just trapped gm, and therefore, YOURSELF

Doesn't work that way snuffles.

Your dealing with OG GM here buddy.

You're just GM jr the knock off wal-mart version who lacks the awesome and charisma....

You don't even have colored letters and you smell of cheese.

Vicotory has allready been attained by me over you with the use of super logic. You can only copy the outer appearence no the inner workings and other bits becuase, and lets face it GM jr.....you kinda suck.

Hell your next reply will come down to "nuh-unh"

well then, if IM such an imposter, who started posting in yellow first on this site eh?

Dunno......But it looks like they stopped.

1: Don't care who it was so they can burn in a tire fire or some crazy hot thing that takes for ever to burn. Like if Lego Land got set on fire.

The can go get set on fire in Lego Land and have giant melted Lego pieces on them.

2: Mine now.

3: GM jr still sucks.

My simulation was 100% accurate.

I now declare myself the second coming of the messiah.

i hope color stealer get thrown off a building break every bone and live. after that a doctor will screw up your medical chart so you eat nothing but bubble bath soap for the rest of your life . you will eat bubbles, crap bubbles, piss bubbles and think bubbles. and when one of those bubbles in your head pops, that will be more thought going through your head that when you thought you could even compare yourself to me, let alone as a COPY. A FUCKING COPY?!!?!?!

I WILL FEED YOUR FIRSTBORN SON BUBBLE BATH

awww shit! 13ac and one post.

Like a boss

his ACPP is off the charts!!!

thats awesome cred per post

yeah he's nearly got as much as me, but with 1/2000th the posts!

Hey... I remember Khult. He's that one guy with the magical knife that wouldn't stop stabbing me.

I am shocked and amazed!

Khult had more AC off one post than I have total.

I suspect that he'll post again in a year or two. Until then...

Khult wrote:Hey.

At the risk of offending someone..

What a ***!!

Do you Eat,Drink and Sleep BC2 man? Good god i thought 411 smoke kills was a feat! your just a homo.

J/K

yeah khult takes any thing you thought you were proud of, and makes you feel like a failure...

1300 smoke kills, 5,200 tags, 5,000 bradley kills, and 16,000 shotgun kills. pwned.

It's funny cause i was doing great until someone mentioned that if i get 500 kills with the smoke launcher i'd be in teh top ten for kills.... Khult heard that and ran with it!! Though he'll deny it to this day!

in the top 10 for smoke grenade kills?

Yeah smoke kills. but that was just for xbox360 and it was months ago. Since that was mentioned i only tacked on another 150 kills with it. Where khult did like 5-600

Holy shit! It happened! Woot!

It's almost like witnessing a solar eclipse...

Now the question is how do we bait him again? Polish dogs on the grill?

Feign indifference, perhaps?

That or maybe selling our tags to bc2 randies? That outta get him fired up.

I prefer my idea. It's easier...

i wonder if he'll ever post again...

Don't wonder,, just feign...

Holy crap!

I missed Khult posting!!