Your KING hath ARRIVED!!!!

I was away my minions on business of an infecting kind!! for i needed to stray to a land of pretty human lights and machines that dispense coin of a silver color. Many Blue hairs i did see and NONE seemed all to tasty!!

I walked long and far through many corridors of sweeping stores of forgotten atrocities. Then mine eyes beseeched a strange light glowing red and bright.... Could it be? YES!! It was the fabled Kripy Kreme doughnuts that ones speak of... I ate a glazed human and she was DELICIOUS!!! still warm in the middle and slightly sweet to the finger tips..

Though my trip was long and painstaking on my appendiges i staggered forward and purchased many a item for our cause... well maybe now our cause but my cause, cause for going to this land called Mohegan Sun Casino... I was awarded a PO and with that PO i purchased many items usefull to my longevity in the land of covering floors!!

However I digress!!! I have returned to you a new zombie. Bigger, Stronger, Faster. Lets take up arms.... err arm if that's all you've got and devour any that stand before us... be them of metal creation or flesh!! they will ALL perish..

[wafs]

Glad to see you returned to us in almost one piece...

After a heart felt chat with my predecessor i have been handed down the crown made of a human jaw!

Oooh, fancy!

I want a hat too!

Oh zombie lord, I want to clap and cheer your endevours, but I hath only one arm and thus...am a miserable zombie because.

Nonetheless, long 'live' the undead king!

The King is Dead!
Long Live the King!

So say we all!

My first victim as king is Metals Wife!!! BRAINNNNNNSSSS

Pure awesomness, Tater! Good choice, btw.

I just noticed that's a target! MUST HAVE!

I'm not a big brains fan myself. I can always taste the feigned cultural intellect of philistines in the back of my throat and idiots are no-brainers, so I'm always left wanting more.

But, the small intestine, the legendary poop shute, is where the good shit is at.

Just Greg wrote:the legendary poop shute, is where the good shit is at.

That was genius, Greg! LOL!

You need the "Zombie King" sig banner, Tater!

How bout a zombie king card avatar instead?! BLAM

Niiiice!

Well since I'm the Wonder zombie war dog i don't have arms. But I'll find an arm on the ground and bare it...... Or whatever hail king Tater!!

Code:

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There! Now you know hows to put in. Altho, it isn't clickable.

Thanks Frost and Sheep!

*stumbles in*





Tater.... come back bro. Life is not as important as being zombie king.

Pft. He has nothing to come back to now that I've stolen his throne.

Buwahahahahahahhahahahaha [cough.hack.]

*sits on Sheep's lap*



My throne....