So new neighbors moved in and....

It is just a guy. No hot girl or twins. Damn life sucks sometimes.

Why didn't you just lie to us?

chunckylover53 wrote:Why didn't you just lie to us?

Because I am sad.

me too.

I was hopeing that tom would tell us that it was a young lesbian couple and they invited him in to move some crates around or something and then he got done moving everything so he goes upstairs to collect his pay and he sees them makeing love and then he politely declines because he's a gentlemen and belives in marriage before sex so he gets his pay and goes on with living his life.

chunckylover53 wrote:I was hopeing that tom would tell us that it was a young lesbian couple and they invited him in to move some crates around or something and then he got done moving everything so he goes upstairs to collect his pay and he sees them makeing love and then he politely declines because he's a gentlemen and belives in marriage before sex so he gets his pay and goes on with living his life.

I am not a religious and that is even a worse story. I would have to be brain dead for that to happen.

Damnit tom you would've been the manliest man to ever live.

chunckylover53 wrote:Damnit tom you would've been the manliest man to ever live.

I don't think so.

chunckylover53 wrote:I was hopeing that tom would tell us that it was a young lesbian couple and they invited him in to move some crates around or something and then he got done moving everything so he goes upstairs to collect his pay and he sees them makeing love and then he politely declines because he's a gentlemen and belives in marriage before sex so he gets his pay and goes on with living his life.

that would have just been really chill. he woulda just told them he was tired of sex for the time being and went on with his box lifting.

Phh sex with you two? At the same time?
Get on my lvl hot lesbians...get on my lvl.
*walks out*

Well is the guy at least chill? Who knows, maybe he's a womanizer and if you get to know him he'll invite you to parties and hook you up with hot girls. Always think positivly.

When I was 14 our neighbors had a HOT daughter that went to college.. I used to LOVE it when she washed her car. Her boyfriend said something dickish to me once..... Then a ew weeks later I noticed his car was park in front of their house so I went in and got a dozen eggs and applied them to his car..... Not satisfied I went in and got the pickle relish, Ketchup, mustard, BBQ sauce, Mayo, and anything else liquidy and applied them all to his car.... Sat for like an hour keeping my eye out waiting to see his reaction! He was alittle bit pissed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA O I also had some J B Weld I applied to all the passanger doors but not the drivers so I knew it had time to set! HAHA That shit DOES NOT come apart!

My mom a few days later couldn't figure out why we where out of Ketchup, mustard and all!~ HAHAHAHAHA Fun times!

WOW dl just wowwwww.

Well I didn;t just wake up to be an asshole one day! Been one for a LOOONNGGG time. Really thing is. I advise mopst folks not to fuck with me! Even if your bigger than me..... think your smarter than me..... whatever..... I will have revenge. If it takes me a day, or a years I don;t care! I'm a vindictive somabitch!

Thats pretty crazy DL O.o

Yea I could fill a book with the crazy shit I have done in my life! HAHA


Came home from school and a few days after she asked if I knew anything about his car being vanalized.... I said "Well this neighborhood is filled with punks so I am not suprised" and walked on. I didn;t lie to her. I just didn;t admit that I was the punk.

LMAO watch out or DL might attack you with accoutremente!!

Well your car anyway!

Damn DL, tought that fucker a lesson.

Well...... It made me feel better anyway! HAHA



Big guy on my street when I moved in kept fucking with me. Worked me over pretty good once after I schooled him in a basketball ga,e we where all playing.


Went home licked my wounds, grabbed and old mop... sawed on the end, reinforced it, stuck an old bike grip on it and made me a good solid grip. walked back to the game ran up and beat the crap out of him with it. Told him if he kept bullying me I'd find new ways to fuck him up....... Od but we became friends after that.

Khfan60 wrote:Well is the guy at least chill? Who knows, maybe he's a womanizer and if you get to know him he'll invite you to parties and hook you up with hot girls. Always think positivly.

He is a teacher who wants to be a dentist.

well at least he has lots of anesthetics...

DRGN LRD 1213 wrote:Well...... It made me feel better anyway! HAHA



Big guy on my street when I moved in kept fucking with me. Worked me over pretty good once after I schooled him in a basketball ga,e we where all playing.


Went home licked my wounds, grabbed and old mop... sawed on the end, reinforced it, stuck an old bike grip on it and made me a good solid grip. walked back to the game ran up and beat the crap out of him with it. Told him if he kept bullying me I'd find new ways to fuck him up....... Od but we became friends after that.

Wow... and I thought I was a dick when I let a tape of my ex doing herself with a couple hot dogs get out... you, sir, win the prize.

VictimOfNada wrote:

DRGN LRD 1213 wrote:Well...... It made me feel better anyway! HAHA



Big guy on my street when I moved in kept fucking with me. Worked me over pretty good once after I schooled him in a basketball ga,e we where all playing.


Went home licked my wounds, grabbed and old mop... sawed on the end, reinforced it, stuck an old bike grip on it and made me a good solid grip. walked back to the game ran up and beat the crap out of him with it. Told him if he kept bullying me I'd find new ways to fuck him up....... Od but we became friends after that.

Wow... and I thought I was a dick when I let a tape of my ex doing herself with a couple hot dogs get out... you, sir, win the prize.

I think i rather take the mop beating O.o. Oh man i had a few people i got into fights with and then became friends man kids will fight over anything...