World average dick size map.

My dick is bigger than yours.

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Ars Diaboli wrote:My dick is bigger than you guys.

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lol not if they are native american.

Ars, you make me sad face.

I'll just go post in the boobies thread.

Our dick size is a countermeasure, since we got the short end of the stick in boob size. I mean, B cups...


I can't accept it.

Epyk wrote:Slighly concerned that this has been the hottest topic on SeC all day.

Well of course it is. Just like the boob one would have been if our population was mostly girls. People want to see if they match up.

Ars Diaboli wrote:I'll just go post in the boobies thread.

Our dick size is a countermeasure, since we got the short end of the stick in boob size. I mean, B cups...


I can't accept it.

Only reason that us Americans have an average of D is because of all the fatties and because of plastic surgery. Now those Russians on the other hand....

That's what worries me, Tom.

Mexico is like, second place in fat people (right after you guys!), and we still have that average. I'll blame our shitty economy, and because of it, lack of boob jobs (the surgery kind).

Ars Diaboli wrote:That's what worries me, Tom.

Mexico is like, second place in fat people (right after you guys!), and we still have that average. I'll blame our shitty economy, and because of it, lack of boob jobs (the surgery kind).

Well that and us Americans have the legendary blond hair blue eye girls. Plus most places that have long dicks have women with small breasts. Except china

Zillah wrote:God this topic is full of puns.


What they should be measuring though is width, since thats what really matters... what do i know though

Well it pretty much scales with length here.

Frostbyrn wrote:You mean the Master race Tom?

No.

Frostbyrn wrote:Were talking about giving the generals daughter a salute GM

Ah yes the best type of salute.

t-800 wrote:

Symbolic wrote:Stupid metric system

Metric is better anyways 13 centimeters = 5 inches.

Really? Apparently I'm supposed to live in Sudan...

Lol what's with all the insecurity in this topic?

I mean once she unzips the zipper it's not like size matters anymore.

It's not a competition of whose got the biggest schlong.

It's a competition of who can get her on her knees fastest.

Powdered Toast Man wrote:I mean once she unzips the zipper it's not like size matters anymore.

Actually... I've known girls to laugh and walk away due to small penis. True story.

It is kind of sad that you guys are so penis obsessed so. Quit being envious now childrens, and learn to use what you have lol

sheep wrote:

Powdered Toast Man wrote:I mean once she unzips the zipper it's not like size matters anymore.

Actually... I've known girls to laugh and walk away due to small penis. True story.

It is kind of sad that you guys are so penis obsessed so. Quit being envious now childrens, and learn to use what you have lol

Wow, what a bitch lol.

I dunno. I mean, they can feel insecure all they want, but nothings gonna change it.

sheep wrote:

Powdered Toast Man wrote:I mean once she unzips the zipper it's not like size matters anymore.

Actually... I've known girls to laugh and walk away due to small penis. True story.

It is kind of sad that you guys are so penis obsessed so. Quit being envious now childrens, and learn to use what you have lol

That is pretty much why we are obsessed and aren't girls obsessed with boob size?

There's surgery man.
Saw it on manswers. 1-3 inches of hidden peen in all of us. Maybe even sheep.

True true. And don't they say the motion of the ocean matters more than the boat? Or some such crap.

I guess... just get really good in bed. No matter what your penis size. Tada! Problems solved.

Tom. Some girls are. Which is why they get fake ones. I dunno man. I think all boob sizes can look good. Really, everyone just needs to learn to love themselves as they are.

I don't have these sorts of problems. I have perfect everything, including penis. lol

sheep wrote:True true. And don't they say the motion of the ocean matters more than the boat? Or some such crap.

I guess... just get really good in bed. No matter what your penis size. Tada! Problems solved.

Tom. Some girls are. Which is why they get fake ones. I dunno man. I think all boob sizes can look good. Really, everyone just needs to learn to love themselves as they are.

I don't have these sorts of problems. I have perfect everything, including penis. lol

I here by claim this topic as won. By me.

Iv also heard its hard to get to england in a row boat if you catch my drift.

sheep wrote:I here by claim this topic as won. By me.

I won when I posted it.

I wouldn't know. I have no experience with small penis'.

Penis size doesn't really matter does it? I mean, quoting Russel Peter but, look at the 2 largest nations on Earth...

And Japan. If you don't know what I mean you don't need to know.

You mean to say that having a big sausage has no value?!?!


Oh noes!

Its like using a sniper rifle versus an SMG.

Sniper rifle is big, long and powerful. Not going to waste a .50 cal are you?

SMG's are small, shoot fast and shoot over and over and over and over. And you know what the pro's say, spraying and praying is for kiddies who can't aim and shoot one bullet.

>.>

To reiterate, I mean size =/= frequency of action.

Dem chicks get scared bro.

>.>

wow.

all right guys, listen up. you don't gotta worry about the size of your package, it's not going to matter much if the girl really likes you anyways, she won't give a crap unless she is a shallow bitch that you don't want nothin' to do with anyways.

your most essential tool is learning how to kiss. i cannot stress this enough. kissing is an art. practice, apply it, and USE IT. nobody likes someone's tongue shoved down their throat or for you to lick their face. icky.

I get plenty of practice with kissing, by kissing ass!!

Heebs lies. Size matters. If you got a 4 incher you better be calling a doc.

THe ladies do like a skilled tongue though.

Dunno if this has been posted, too lazy to read...

Isn't it ture that size doesn't matter, but how you use it does?

Khfan60 wrote:Dunno if this has been posted, too lazy to read...

Isn't it ture that size doesn't matter, but how you use it does?

Size is certainly a factor when it comes to enjoyment, but how you...uh...handle it is more important. That's the general consensus I've garnered from people more experienced than I.

sheep wrote:I have no experience with small penis'.

....I am willing to offer some help in that department if you want...>_>