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I am sure most of us would do this.Ars Diaboli wrote:Fap?
Khfan60 wrote:I'd probably do an illegal thing to this girl i've wanted to get with for a while. Im going to die anyway so fuck it, might as well not die a virgin.
Ah yes because you are going to die you might as well rape someone so they will be scarred for life. (and if you talking about just having sex that is not illegal)Khfan60 wrote:I'd probably do an illegal thing to this girl i've wanted to get with for a while. Im going to die anyway so fuck it, might as well not die a virgin.
Honestly I was going to write this till I realized something. The chances of finding a girl in 1 hour to have sex with you is slim to none and if you do it would mos likely suck.Zillah wrote:probably try my best to not die a virgin
t-800 wrote:The chances of finding a girl in 1 hour to have sex with you is slim to none and if you do it would mos likely suck.Zillah wrote:probably try my best to not die a virgin
they would not believe you but what am I saying. I could most likely find someone in 10 minutes where I liveZillah wrote:t-800 wrote:The chances of finding a girl in 1 hour to have sex with you is slim to none and if you do it would mos likely suck.Zillah wrote:probably try my best to not die a virgin
Speak for yourself broman
I mean if you told them you were going to die.... yeah it would be kinda pathetic, but oh well.
World domination, time travel, curing aids, curing cancer, being awesome, getting laid, going down in history.Khfan60 wrote:Guess I did go a little too far... >_> And I wasn't sure if it was all right to say rape.
But, an hour... besides fapping it one last time, what can one accomplish in an hour?
Frostbyrn wrote:Hey you could find a Chick to sleep with in an hour
Plus you guys are virgin you would need what like 20 seconds when you find one
Frostbyrn wrote:Hey you could find a Chick to sleep with in an hour
Plus you guys are virgin you would need what like 20 seconds when you find one
Frostbyrn wrote:Everyone does
Khfan60 wrote:Frostbyrn wrote:Everyone does
What? Think they can or actually do?
Powdered Toast Man wrote:Khfan60 wrote:Frostbyrn wrote:Everyone does
What? Think they can or actually do?
No dude. First time is always a disappointment.
Practice makes better, though. And practice is fun!!!
Khfan60 wrote:Powdered Toast Man wrote:Khfan60 wrote:Frostbyrn wrote:Everyone does
What? Think they can or actually do?
No dude. First time is always a disappointment.
Practice makes better, though. And practice is fun!!!
Hmm... I dunno, what if I take it slow?
Your the only one that would die.Powdered Toast Man wrote:I dunno. Sex is too obvious an answer...
I'd probably turn into a chainsaw-wielding mass murderer. I mean hey, they're all gonna die anyway.
Powdered Toast Man wrote:Khfan60 wrote:Powdered Toast Man wrote:Khfan60 wrote:Frostbyrn wrote:Everyone does
What? Think they can or actually do?
No dude. First time is always a disappointment.
Practice makes better, though. And practice is fun!!!
Hmm... I dunno, what if I take it slow?
Stop asking these questions. You will not be Ron Jeremy or even close to a good lover the first time. That's life. Keep practicing and you will get better.
They won't laugh at you. They will just be laughing on the inside. Get your ipod fixed?Khfan60 wrote:Powdered Toast Man wrote:Khfan60 wrote:Powdered Toast Man wrote:Khfan60 wrote:Frostbyrn wrote:Everyone does
What? Think they can or actually do?
No dude. First time is always a disappointment.
Practice makes better, though. And practice is fun!!!
Hmm... I dunno, what if I take it slow?
Stop asking these questions. You will not be Ron Jeremy or even close to a good lover the first time. That's life. Keep practicing and you will get better.
HeHe... fair enough. I just didn't want the girl to laugh in my face the first time I have sex.
t-800 wrote:They won't laugh at you. They will just be laughing on the inside. Get your ipod fixed?Khfan60 wrote:Powdered Toast Man wrote:Khfan60 wrote:Powdered Toast Man wrote:Khfan60 wrote:Frostbyrn wrote:Everyone does
What? Think they can or actually do?
No dude. First time is always a disappointment.
Practice makes better, though. And practice is fun!!!
Hmm... I dunno, what if I take it slow?
Stop asking these questions. You will not be Ron Jeremy or even close to a good lover the first time. That's life. Keep practicing and you will get better.
HeHe... fair enough. I just didn't want the girl to laugh in my face the first time I have sex.
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