Some of the worst things you've done?

For me it's:

Telling those Jehovah's Witnesses people that I was Satanist and closing the door in their faces. (seriously, fuck off, if I wanted to be a part of your religion so badly I'd go to your church and join, don't bother me while Im at home doing personal stuff)

Telling this kid at my school his parents can't afford to pay the water bill. To be fair his BO was pretty offensive.

I think that's the worst I've done, or at least can remember.

Picked up a midget (18) and threw him to the ground.

Pooping on the floor of a 5 star hotel in Vegas 20 minutes before we left.

I knocked over a special kid who was half crippled by accident in the hallway.

*thinks for a couple of minutes*



God damn it I need to go vandalize something.

I stole a PS2 from Kmart

I worked there and I just happen to be privy to the info that they had no security gaurd on staff. so yeah, I helped myself

Khfan60 wrote:Telling those Jehovah's Witnesses people that I was Satanist and closing the door in their faces. (seriously, fuck off, if I wanted to be a part of your religion so badly I'd go to your church and join, don't bother me while Im at home doing personal stuff)

I like to turn on the chorus to Heresy by Nine Inch Nails and turn it up really loudly so that you can barely hear yourself think, then answer the door for them.

As for other stuff, well there's a lot.

Caused $3000 worth of damage to a place. Won't mention where or anything as I never got caught! WIN!

Pushed a car into a lake.

Dumped paint (household paint) on and into a brand new car. Idiot "called" the cops and said someone spray painted his car. LOL.

Cheated on my girlfriend at the time while visiting my mom in a different state, then came back slept with her, then while getting dressed told her to not talk to me again.

Slept with my one time best friends ex.

Driven drunk, many, many, many, many, many, many times. Only got caught once.

Driven through many, many, many fields in my Jeep.

Threw a bowling ball into a cars back window while driving.

Paintballed my local police station and the cop cars that were there.

Blown up many mailboxes. Blew one up so much with a friend, one night they left a bag full of food there for us. At least I think it was for us. We don't know. We took it anyway.

Used to get drunk and drink at my old job. People would come in asking for help and I'd yell at them to go away. Somehow, I never got fired.

Got drunk at a hotel party, trashed the room, stuck a chair in the wall, broke the TV, fridge, and stove, then when I left, walked over a bunch of peoples cars, denting them and breaking windows and mirrors.

There's a lot more too, I'm sure, but I've settled down since those wild days. Now I just mostly blow things up.

are you proud?

Kalei2418 wrote:

Khfan60 wrote:Telling those Jehovah's Witnesses people that I was Satanist and closing the door in their faces. (seriously, fuck off, if I wanted to be a part of your religion so badly I'd go to your church and join, don't bother me while Im at home doing personal stuff)

I like to turn on the chorus to Heresy by Nine Inch Nails and turn it up really loudly so that you can barely hear yourself think, then answer the door for them.

As for other stuff, well there's a lot.

Caused $3000 worth of damage to a place. Won't mention where or anything as I never got caught! WIN!

Pushed a car into a lake.

Dumped paint (household paint) on and into a brand new car. Idiot "called" the cops and said someone spray painted his car. LOL.

Cheated on my girlfriend at the time while visiting my mom in a different state, then came back slept with her, then while getting dressed told her to not talk to me again.

Slept with my one time best friends ex.

Driven drunk, many, many, many, many, many, many times. Only got caught once.

Driven through many, many, many fields in my Jeep.

Threw a bowling ball into a cars back window while driving.

Paintballed my local police station and the cop cars that were there.

Blown up many mailboxes. Blew one up so much with a friend, one night they left a bag full of food there for us. At least I think it was for us. We don't know. We took it anyway.

Used to get drunk and drink at my old job. People would come in asking for help and I'd yell at them to go away. Somehow, I never got fired.

Got drunk at a hotel party, trashed the room, stuck a chair in the wall, broke the TV, fridge, and stove, then when I left, walked over a bunch of peoples cars, denting them and breaking windows and mirrors.

There's a lot more too, I'm sure, but I've settled down since those wild days. Now I just mostly blow things up.

Goddamn! I would have done the mailbox thing but nobody around here has those types of mailboxes.

t-800 wrote:are you proud?

Eh. I'm not really proud of the things I've done, but not really ashamed by them. It happened, it's the past, I'm over and onto new things.

Kalei2418 wrote:

Khfan60 wrote:Telling those Jehovah's Witnesses people that I was Satanist and closing the door in their faces. (seriously, fuck off, if I wanted to be a part of your religion so badly I'd go to your church and join, don't bother me while Im at home doing personal stuff)

I like to turn on the chorus to Heresy by Nine Inch Nails and turn it up really loudly so that you can barely hear yourself think, then answer the door for them.

As for other stuff, well there's a lot.

Caused $3000 worth of damage to a place. Won't mention where or anything as I never got caught! WIN!

Pushed a car into a lake.

Dumped paint (household paint) on and into a brand new car. Idiot "called" the cops and said someone spray painted his car. LOL.

Cheated on my girlfriend at the time while visiting my mom in a different state, then came back slept with her, then while getting dressed told her to not talk to me again.

Slept with my one time best friends ex.

Driven drunk, many, many, many, many, many, many times. Only got caught once.

Driven through many, many, many fields in my Jeep.

Threw a bowling ball into a cars back window while driving.

Paintballed my local police station and the cop cars that were there.

Blown up many mailboxes. Blew one up so much with a friend, one night they left a bag full of food there for us. At least I think it was for us. We don't know. We took it anyway.

Used to get drunk and drink at my old job. People would come in asking for help and I'd yell at them to go away. Somehow, I never got fired.

Got drunk at a hotel party, trashed the room, stuck a chair in the wall, broke the TV, fridge, and stove, then when I left, walked over a bunch of peoples cars, denting them and breaking windows and mirrors.

There's a lot more too, I'm sure, but I've settled down since those wild days. Now I just mostly blow things up.

After reading that... I don't think I compare. I thought I had done some shit but that's one hell of a list. I guess... congratulations?

-I pissed on the driver's seat of a sheriff's car.
-Put bologna all over a couple peoples' cars during a party because they pissed me off. (They crashed the party and were being rude assholes. I just happened to remember that supposedly bologna eats paint so it was perfect timing.)
-Called a chat-line and propositioned gay guys to stop out at 2-3am and gave them the neighbor's address... 6 times in three weeks. (He was an asshole.)
-Got shit-ass drunk and puked in someone's refrigerator... intentionally. Don't know who, it was a fun night.
-Pulled an "upper decker" in a bar while I was having... stomach problems.

I've done some bad things that ended up with me getting injured/hurt/scars.

Fell off the side of my Jeep when I went to blow up a mailbox. Jeep was full of people and no one wanted to light the fuse once we got there. Decided someone else could drive and I'll do it. Lit it, then hopped on the side holding onto the roof rack. Told them to floor it and he did. I said slow down as someone else yelled stop. Well he took their advice instead of mine. I learned that my Jeep had breakaway mirrors that night. Also learned the size and what kind of tires I had on it too since my face got really close.

I have a scar on my hand and one on my ankle from the same night. Went into a trailer that was left in the middle of a field by my local fire company. They would set it out there, put some dummies in it, and then light it on fire to use as a practice. Well I got drunk and decided to go play in there. Punch a ceiling light, cutting 3 of 4 fingers on my right hand. Then decided to kick through a window. When I kicked it, it kind of broke in the middle with my leg dropping down. Cut my Achilles Tendon. Worst pain I think I have ever felt in my life. I'm sure by the time the fire company did go in there, they must have thought someone was murdered in there because of all the blood.

Have a scar on my arm from where I dove through a fence. Didn't realize not only would the post not break, but with nails holding it together, I was bound to get caught on one of them. Didn't notice it until the next day when the hangover kicked in and my arm hurt.

Finally, I have a scar above my right eye. Kind of at the end of my eye brow. Tumbled over a balcony about 10 feet in the air. I didn't feel much of the landing. Thank you alcohol.

Lol Ill just plead the 5th on this one haha.

yeah I save my list for my own personal review. I'm not so bold as kalei to post all the bad things I've done.

I was a stupid stupid kid. Ill just leave it at that

I have never done the slightest thing wrong.

True story.