Damnit my brothers kind of a dick

So I went to college for Safety and Security aka law enforcement. My brother is talking about the death penalty and thought it would be a good idea to say I worked as a corrections officer when I lived in Pittsburgh. So now I need to come up with some bullshit story and background, talk in front of a class, and answer questions within the next week.......... Oh and it's the same highschool I went to so I know a good amount of the teachers there. Well time to get working on a story I guess.

Shouldn't be that hard since no one in the class will know anything about being one.

Ya except for the fact that the teachers I know all know that I was unemployed there for a long time, which is why I moved back. I dunno man last time I walked into something thinking it would be an easy victory was my mock interview for private security and it was just me getting GRILLED for a solid hour. It was pretty damn rough.

Well man just study on the subject for a couple of hours at the library or tell the truth.

when you get in a pinch jsut say dont do drugs and stuff

At a cursory glance all I got from the title was "dammit... my brothers... dick"