Everytime he comes here he acts hyper as shit,Climbing all over me and such
You know i used to just discount it to his age but hes 7 now,and unable to follow simple instructions
I remember when i was 7 i was already a Lylat Wars master if i do say so myself
Anyway i was playing Dragonage Origins when he walked in (He tried to steal the controller from me)I was feeling kind of bad because i dont have that many little kids game
After trying to perform Oral sex on my Turtle beach Mic i put him on a game
So i tried him on Banjo N&B he didnt have the patience for that just kept screaming for a submarine,When i tried to build him one he just freaked out grabbed another controller and kept smashing the Guide button in
So i Tried Viva Pinata that was also to slow for him
So i tried this Underwater photography game my sister has,After being told what the left stick did and telling him to move it he found this too complicated and kept trying to Dashboard
So as a i final resort i load up another of my Sisters games,Doritoes Crash course,Bam he cant even move his character forward and jump at the same time and is constantly getting stuck in ditches or falling in the water,After Failing for quite awhile he resorts to trying to use my 360 controller as a wii mote (Not uncommon seen my other little cousins and i do while piloting blackhawks sometimes) After that fails he tries to use his own Body to move the character on screen (He almost smashed into the Plasma Screen)
Anyway that was the last 2 hours of my life /End rant
Feel kind of sorry for his parents though his Dad is younger than mine yet his entire head is almost grey
You know i used to just discount it to his age but hes 7 now,and unable to follow simple instructions
I remember when i was 7 i was already a Lylat Wars master if i do say so myself
Anyway i was playing Dragonage Origins when he walked in (He tried to steal the controller from me)I was feeling kind of bad because i dont have that many little kids game
After trying to perform Oral sex on my Turtle beach Mic i put him on a game
So i tried him on Banjo N&B he didnt have the patience for that just kept screaming for a submarine,When i tried to build him one he just freaked out grabbed another controller and kept smashing the Guide button in
So i Tried Viva Pinata that was also to slow for him
So i tried this Underwater photography game my sister has,After being told what the left stick did and telling him to move it he found this too complicated and kept trying to Dashboard
So as a i final resort i load up another of my Sisters games,Doritoes Crash course,Bam he cant even move his character forward and jump at the same time and is constantly getting stuck in ditches or falling in the water,After Failing for quite awhile he resorts to trying to use my 360 controller as a wii mote (Not uncommon seen my other little cousins and i do while piloting blackhawks sometimes) After that fails he tries to use his own Body to move the character on screen (He almost smashed into the Plasma Screen)
Anyway that was the last 2 hours of my life /End rant
Feel kind of sorry for his parents though his Dad is younger than mine yet his entire head is almost grey
But yeah, your mom is crazy. Unless you are his parent, he ain't your responsibility to educate.
