trying to think of something clever to put in there, like "first pastrami sandwich made in Brooklyn new york"
any ideas?
any ideas?
Khfan60 wrote:Wait, you have a class dedicated to the studies of imaginary things?
Khfan60 wrote:Wait, you have a class dedicated to the studies of imaginary things?
Ars Diaboli wrote:Granted the right to cook under a roof.
Granted the right to talk without being addressed to.
Can't think of any more right now.
Sorry Whenever I see something about -insert demographic group- rights, my douchy inside feels all giddy and surfaces.Khfan60 wrote:Wait, you have a class dedicated to the studies of imaginary things?
Hey! Leave him alone. I had catholic classes in elementary and high school.
Ars Diaboli wrote:What? They were awesome!
I learned that the world is actually about 5,000 years old or something, and that women come from men's ribs. This means that they are obviously inferior beings, which is why until just recently they obtained some of the rights we just mentioned.
Also, sex is a bad, bad thing!
I'll stop now. While I find this amusing, chances are that I'll end up offending someone.
Khfan60 wrote:Ars Diaboli wrote:What? They were awesome!
I learned that the world is actually about 5,000 years old or something, and that women come from men's ribs. This means that they are obviously inferior beings, which is why until just recently they obtained some of the rights we just mentioned.
Also, sex is a bad, bad thing!
I'll stop now. While I find this amusing, chances are that I'll end up offending someone.
Haha yeah, as fun as mocking religion is, people might get offended. The only exception is Scientology. That's the biggest crock of shit ever created and everyone who's not a scientologist knows it.
Zillah wrote:Khfan60 wrote:Ars Diaboli wrote:What? They were awesome!
I learned that the world is actually about 5,000 years old or something, and that women come from men's ribs. This means that they are obviously inferior beings, which is why until just recently they obtained some of the rights we just mentioned.
Also, sex is a bad, bad thing!
I'll stop now. While I find this amusing, chances are that I'll end up offending someone.
Haha yeah, as fun as mocking religion is, people might get offended. The only exception is Scientology. That's the biggest crock of shit ever created and everyone who's not a scientologist knows it.
Lolz, this topic is full of win.
were making fun of women here, not celebrities
Khfan60 wrote:Haha yeah, as fun as mocking religion is, people might get offended. The only exception is Scientology. That's the biggest crock of shit ever created and everyone who's not a scientologist knows it.
Ars Diaboli wrote:Khfan60 wrote:Haha yeah, as fun as mocking religion is, people might get offended. The only exception is Scientology. That's the biggest crock of shit ever created and everyone who's not a scientologist knows it.
To be fair, it doesn't seem all that different to me from other religions. I've read of some crazy shit scientologists have done, but not anything that any other religious fanatic wouldn't do.
Anyway, that's why I'm a faithful pastafarian. May His Noodliness bless you all.
Zillah wrote:for the last time, WOMEN, not RELIGION!
never understood this whole kitchen thing with women. Most of the best cooks in the world are men anyways.Khfan60 wrote:Zillah wrote:for the last time, WOMEN, not RELIGION!
Sorry for derailing your topic Zillah!
i could go for a sammich now though...
Ars Diaboli wrote:Hahaha, funny old man xD
10/10 would watch again!
I guess I just do not find sexist jokes funny.Ducksaws wrote:The best cooks are men because a women being a cook would imply her having a job.
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