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Interesting email in my spam box

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Guest


Guest

From: JOY

Subject: My naked pic is attached



Now I know it's not what it seems. Though it's very hard to resist the one in a million chance that it may be legit and open it.

99.9999999% chance it's a virus.

.0000001% chance it's awesome!!!!

Ron Swanson

Ron Swanson

I;m a risk taker. Open that sum-bitch up and forward it to everyone you know!

Guest


Guest

Just scan it with your anti virus software or open it on a smartphone. (also if legit you should "share" the pics)



Last edited by t-800 on 2011-04-27, 18:21; edited 1 time in total

Guest


Guest

I havent looked at the attachment but I did open the email. This is what it reads:

I love wild sex and looking for a discreet partner.
I have my picture attached to this email. Take a look at it and get back if
you like what you see.

Can't.... resist....

Zillah

Zillah

Brian wrote:
[/i]Can't.... resist....


Spoiler:

Heres the kind of spam i get on skype ALL THE TIME ---

"Greetings dear!

I'm Marina. I live in Russian Federation.
Do you know that the most attractive ladies in the world live in my country? That's true!
I invite you to a very good international dating site where hundreds of lone I am searching forly hearts are looking for their future lovers.
I dream about meeting a charming one I am searching for for longterm relations or even marriage.

Are you the one I am searching for? "

Guest


Guest

Only spam I get is from fucking WoW phishers

chunckylover53



I thought i had my skype on private but old people i've delete off my FL still find a way to message me... However i always get that bot crap on MSN.

Guest


Guest

GAH! I opened the attachment. It said it was safe, but it tried to run something. So I just canceled and deleted it. Dammit... back to good ole safe porn.

Guest


Guest

Brian wrote:GAH! I opened the attachment. It said it was safe, but it tried to run something. So I just canceled and deleted it. Dammit... back to good ole safe porn.
Sad oh well.

Grey

Grey

Off to Redtube.

Frostbyrn

Frostbyrn

Considering the sheer amount of free porn on the internet why would you risk opening it?

Morons and your Curiosity

Chewy

Chewy

Speedball wrote:Considering the sheer amount of free porn on the internet why would you risk opening it?

Morons and your Curiosity

But, dude. She's naked.

Guest


Guest

Chewy wrote:
Speedball wrote:Considering the sheer amount of free porn on the internet why would you risk opening it?

Morons and your Curiosity

But, dude. She's naked.
This.

Frostbyrn

Frostbyrn

Virus's dont have the ability to wear clothes so of course she is Very Happy

Guest


Guest

Don't bring your common sense in here Speedball. There's no room for it.

Frostbyrn

Frostbyrn

Fine ill go do some Penance Very Happy

Guest


Guest

Sure whatever.

Guest


Guest

Frost a biology book must be the ultimate collection of porn for you if you think of viruses like that.

Frostbyrn

Frostbyrn

Screw Biology

*Pulls out Human Bio and Health Books*

Sex ed and the Human Reproductive organ,Authorized porn for school Very Happy

Guest


Guest

Speedball wrote:Screw Biology

*Pulls out Human Bio and Health Books*

Sex ed and the Human Reproductive organ,Authorized porn for school Very Happy
I hate tests on those. Can never pay attention Razz

Frostbyrn

Frostbyrn

Theyre 2D black and white pictures

Theyre Easy for the love of god

Zillah

Zillah

Speedball wrote:Theyre 2D black and white pictures

Theyre Easy for the love of god

...wait, does that mean theres 3D porn??? Laughing

Guest


Guest

Speedball wrote:Theyre 2D black and white pictures

Theyre Easy for the love of god
It was a joke.

Guest


Guest

Zillah wrote:
Speedball wrote:Theyre 2D black and white pictures

Theyre Easy for the love of god

...wait, does that mean theres 3D porn??? Laughing
There is actually. They showed if off this year.

Frostbyrn

Frostbyrn

Yeah the sales of the first 3D movie actually outgrossed Avatar in the Box office in Japan

Guest


Guest

Speedball wrote:Yeah the sales of the first 3D movie actually outgrossed Avatar in the Box office in Japan
This is a complete lie but it was pretty much avatar porn.

Frostbyrn

Frostbyrn

I was sure i read it on Kotaku or the Escapist yesterday

I know it was on the news feed

Ars Diaboli

Ars Diaboli

Why do you get awesome spam mail? The only things I get are viagra and penis enhancement e-mails...

I'm not sure what to think of it.

Chewy

Chewy

Ars Diaboli wrote:Why do you get awesome spam mail? The only things I get are viagra and penis enhancement e-mails...

I'm not sure what to think of it.

They're offering you black market drugs and a way to enhance your penis. You should appreciate that, it's pretty rude to not consider that awesome.

Khfan60

Khfan60

3D porn you say?

*Faints*

Frostbyrn

Frostbyrn

*Hands Lovin a Kinect and the Kinect Porn Game*

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