Funny Work Story.

*crawls out of hole*

This was so funny I had to share it.

So I'm at work and I have a customer come up and ask me for a Kindle. It's the only thing she wants to buy. So when I put the Kindle in the bag for her she tells me, "Please double bag it for me it is a heavy item." I tell her "M'am these bags are pretty sturdy I don't think you need two." She looks at me like I just strangled her puppy and says "It's a heavy item." I'm all like WTF.. in my mind but ever the obedient worker I comply to her request. The rest of my shift I kept thinking about it and laughing.

*crawls back in*

The customers ALWAYS right jawas!
*chokes on sarcasm*

Which kindle? (Kindle fan boy)

Funny. I just checked one out for the first time 2 days ago and the first thing I said was "Damn this is lite".

*Sets Jawa snare trap around hole. Baits with droid poop*

I always carry freshly bought expensive electronics under my arm regardless of bag sturdiness. Better safe than sorry.

I got funny work stories for days, but that's just because my boss is an idiotic robot that was made while he was trying to hide in the bush in Vietnam, and my other boss cut his own hand off while using one of our machines at work. Recently he fell on the floor and somehow tore ligaments in his shoulder.

I used to work at a Staples years ago, I've dealt with some stupid people like that. It led to me drinking.

Haha maybe she just wants you to think about it for the rest of the day.

What is the drink of choice for the Jawas?

im afraid he's not gonna be back for a while brian.....

I'll just leave this droid here then.....

but that isn't the droid we ar looking for......

Dammit Brian you stepped in my droid poo. Now I gotta set the trap again... sheesh.

*comes out of completely different hole*

I have a network here. You can't bait them all.

Epyk it was the Kindle 3rd gen.

My drink of choice would have to be anything strong. If I wake up upside down on a couch wearing a toga made out of a finding nemo bedsheet then that is a bonus.

*dives back into hole*

Damn, Jawas are like the Viet Cong.

That gives me an idea
*tosses Wacco into the hole "go get im' boy!"*

*emerges from tunnel*

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