Head games

Why do all the women in my life like to play around with my feelings man?

Shit is getting old.

amen

My last GF played head games hence why she's my ex!

After 32 years I do not have women figured out at all.

i have them figured out completely

Chewy wrote:i have them figured out completely

if i were you, id be on tv...id be the oprah of...well id be oprah

If Chewy says he knows women he is either not telling the truth or he is gay. That's all I'm sayin!

LMAO

DRGN LRD 1213 wrote:If Chewy says he knows women he is either not telling the truth or he is gay. That's all I'm sayin!

haha thats cold

Mr. Dr. Awesome wrote:
if i were you, id be on tv...id be the oprah of...well id be oprah

i tried that, she wasn't too happy with it. my mom was assassinated by her men right before i was gonna sign the contract

I feel like I have women figured out also but it doesn't stop me from making some bad choices here and there and falling for the same ****.

It's like BC2, I understand how to play it but I still **** up lol.

I was just kiddin bro! But for a dude to understand a woman! I mean their volitile and constantly changin! It's just something we are not meant to understand.





Unless your gay!




I joke! I joke! I kid!

D00MSDAY DEVICE wrote:I feel like I have women figured out also but it doesn't stop me from making some bad choices here and there and falling for the same ****.

It's like BC2, I understand how to play it but I still **** up lol.

the key is to avoid conversation while you have an erection

the big secret about women is that they have LOTS of secrets

All you need to know about women by Metalzoic Omnithrash:

1. On the inside they are all bat-shit insane. Every one. Even your mom.

2. You don't need to understand them. You just need to learn what works on them.

The End.

^That sounds about right.

Since his avatar is his wife. I think Metalzoic must be on to something! Of course it is still alleged as he still has not PMed me the proof.

I have his Avatar blocked so it must be HAWT whatever it is.

Yea she's a hottie. Unblock her for a moment.

Her?

Her? What is your question?

All women are crazy. They just have differing levels of crazy, you gotta find the crazy that matches your tolerance and your good to go.

DRGN LRD 1213 wrote:Her? What is your question?

Arrested Development quote.

Ahhh that would be why I had no clue what you where talking about then. HAHA

You've got to check AD out man. Good stuff.

Yea I think that is in netflix as well. THe problem is the lack of time to watch and do everything I would like to HAHA

they might still have arrested development streaming on Xbox live.

probably not though it's been a while since i watched it like that. it was kind of weird my friends told me about it and it just happened to be the only show you could watch like that and it had all the seasons.

It's still on there and it's still awesome.

It is still on there =]

*pulls up a chair*

D, what's troubling you today? Seems like no one asked this yet. I read every post expecting a fucked up woman story. Unless I missed it...

Anyone who says they've figured out women is either a super genius or lying.

Majora1988 wrote:Anyone who says they've figured out women is either a super genius or lying.

Or gay. I have a friend that is gay and when I am confused about something the wife unit says I ask him and he always explains it to me HAHA.

MISTER ZOMBEE wrote:*pulls up a chair*

D, what's troubling you today? Seems like no one asked this yet. I read every post expecting a fucked up woman story. Unless I missed it...

Couple of constants in my life.

For those of you who don't know, probably no one since I don't recall divulging it I have 2 kids (most of you know that).

What you don't know is that they are by 2 different women and I'm not with either of them currently.

Little D's mom has a bf so there are no problems there.

Me and my daughter's mom are very much in the on again/off again stages so it's very difficult to navigate. Anyways one day she wants to patch things up and other days she hates me.

I don't mind either way but the constant flip-flopping is not good for my mental state.

Then I have another chick that I used to date on and off, but I stopped talking to her because she had a bad habit of not keeping plans with me but wouldn't talk to me and let me know that she didn't want to hang out or whatever.

Anyways, she called me up the day before I made this topic and was talking about how she wanted to hang out and how she felt bad for being so flaky all the time so I was like cool. But then she flaked on me again and didn't call me to let me know.

Grr

Sounds like typicaly women being women! The question is what does Big D want? Do you feel more for one of these ladies than the other? That's what I would try and figure out I guess.

Coming from someone who's dated the flaky type. It only leads to you gettin hurt feelers! And another ex on the belt.

I occasionally run into her now and it's always the same. Her >"OMG How are youuuuu?" then me >Leave me the fuck alone!

I don't have kids so i can't say anything really helpful there. But if your daughters mother wants to try atleast she has feelings for you unless she states it's strictly for the child?

Yeah that's something that I think about a lot.

godscouchpotato wrote:Coming from someone who's dated the flaky type. It only leads to you gettin hurt feelers! And another ex on the belt.

I occasionally run into her now and it's always the same. Her >"OMG How are youuuuu?" then me >Leave me the fuck alone!

I don't have kids so i can't say anything really helpful there. But if your daughters mother wants to try atleast she has feelings for you unless she states it's strictly for the child?

I hear ya man.

In regards to my daughter's mom naw, it's not for my daughter, although she does ask if we'll get back together again sometimes.

I told her mom from jump street that I wouldn't maintain an unhealthy relationship for the sake of my girl, it's not necessary and doesn't work.

Luckily for me I have the experience with Little D's mom so I avoid most pitfalls this time around with Little D-ettes mom.

That's good ya learned from it!

I've only been in three longer than 6month relationships and I'll tell ya what when you think you know whats wrong, you DON'T!

I still get shit wrong all the time with my current GF and it's been 6 years now. Atleast you aren't doing it for the wrong reasons with her mother, worst thing would be to stay with her just because!

I always try and weigh the pros vs cons with getting back together. If the pros don't drastically outweigh the cons, the relationship isn't worth it. BUT thats just me.

Yeah that's that way I look at it also.

There are a lot of pros that can come from us getting back together but just one con can make it a deal breaker for me.

I've been married for 7 years now. My wife is still back and forth with her emotions. It's easily the hardest thing for me to deal with. But love can make you tolerate just about anything. Then again, the Irish in me makes me stubborn as hell too.

I'll admit that I not the easiest guy to be with.

"Anyone who spends a significant amount of time with me finds me disagreeable."

So true Somerset, so true.

Aint that the truth. It really does depend on the con, now that i think about it.

My biggest one with my GF's has always been cheaten if it ever happened to me i'm OUT! *crosses fingers. hasn't yet but still, i won't allow cheating.

D00MSDAY DEVICE wrote:I'll admit that I not the easiest guy to be with.

"Anyone who spends a significant amount of time with me finds me disagreeable."

So true Somerset, so true.

I've lived my adult life by this quote. =)


If D Gryphon's head splits open and a UFO flies out of it, I want you to have expected it.

MISTER ZOMBEE wrote:

D00MSDAY DEVICE wrote:I'll admit that I not the easiest guy to be with.

"Anyone who spends a significant amount of time with me finds me disagreeable."

So true Somerset, so true.

I've lived my adult life by this quote. =)


If D Gryphon's head splits open and a UFO flies out of it, I want you to have expected it.

I'll be disappointed if that's the only thing that flies out lol.

D00MSDAY DEVICE wrote:

MISTER ZOMBEE wrote:

D00MSDAY DEVICE wrote:I'll admit that I not the easiest guy to be with.

"Anyone who spends a significant amount of time with me finds me disagreeable."

So true Somerset, so true.

I've lived my adult life by this quote. =)


If D Gryphon's head splits open and a UFO flies out of it, I want you to have expected it.

I'll be disappointed if that's the only thing that flies out lol.

If that happened that would be fucking weird!!!!!


I still say figure out what Big D wants and then go from there.