I kept my silence when ThePeavstenator announced she wanted to truck
away our freedoms for safekeeping. I did nothing when she tried to
dominate the whole earth and take possession of all its riches. But her
latest slogans are the straw that breaks the camel's back. To organize
my discussion, I suggest that we take one step back in the causal chain
and fight the good fight.
ThePeavstenator conveys, for mere selfish and partisan purposes, the
delusive impression that she was chosen by God as the trustee of His
wishes and desires. This is the flaw in her insults. She doesn't
understand that each rung on the ladder of feudalism is a crisis of some
kind. Each crisis supplies an excuse for ThePeavstenator to displace
meaningful discussion of an issue's merit or demerit with hunch and
emotion. That is the standard process by which larcenous Machiavellians
weaken our mental and moral fiber. If the mass news media were
actually in the business of covering news rather than molding public
attitudes to dismantle national civil rights organizations by driving a
wedge between the leaders and the rank-and-file members, they would
obviously report that there may be nothing we can do to prevent her from
making good on her word to pollute the great canon of English
literature with references to her froward, churlish credos. When we
compare this disturbing conclusion to the comforting picture purveyed by
her janissaries, we experience psychological stress or "cognitive
dissonance". Our only recourse is to fight ThePeavstenator hammer and
tong.
Listen carefully: ThePeavstenator's secret police are unified under a
common goal. That goal is to redefine success and obscure failure. I
feel funny having to tell readers whom I presume are adults that as sure
as a bear does you-know-what in the woods, ThePeavstenator will
contaminate or cut off our cities' water supply sooner or later. I
bring that up solely to emphasize that I wouldn't want to embark on
wholesale torture and slaughter of innocent civilians. I would, on the
other hand, love to challenge her to defend her imprecations or else to
change them. But, hey, I'm already doing that with this letter.
ThePeavstenator has stated that ethnocentrism is the key to world
peace. One clear inference from that statement—an inference that is
never really disavowed—is that the rigors that her victims have been
called upon to undergo have been amply justified in the sphere of
concrete achievement. Now that's just incontinent. Mankind needs to do
more to arraign her at the tribunal of public opinion. Understand, I
am not condemning mankind for not doing enough; I am merely stating that
ThePeavstenator will stop at nothing to get people to vote against
their own self-interests. This may sound outrageous, but if it were
fiction I would have thought of something more credible. As it stands,
those who fail to learn from history are doomed to repeat it. Of
course, if ThePeavstenator had learned anything from history, she'd know
that she is a being who invents nothing, originates nothing, and
improves nothing. All ThePeavstenator does is demonstrate an outright
hostility to law enforcement.
As you can see, ThePeavstenator's lies come in many forms. Some of
her lies are in the form of maneuvers. Others are in the form of
invectives. Still more are in the form of folksy posturing and
pretended concern and compassion. I think I've dished it out to
ThePeavstenator as best as I can in this letter. I hope you now
understand why I say that learning the truth can be a painful
experience, especially for ThePeavstenator.
--- Sinners Like Us
Topic: Do you have any stalkers?
away our freedoms for safekeeping. I did nothing when she tried to
dominate the whole earth and take possession of all its riches. But her
latest slogans are the straw that breaks the camel's back. To organize
my discussion, I suggest that we take one step back in the causal chain
and fight the good fight.
ThePeavstenator conveys, for mere selfish and partisan purposes, the
delusive impression that she was chosen by God as the trustee of His
wishes and desires. This is the flaw in her insults. She doesn't
understand that each rung on the ladder of feudalism is a crisis of some
kind. Each crisis supplies an excuse for ThePeavstenator to displace
meaningful discussion of an issue's merit or demerit with hunch and
emotion. That is the standard process by which larcenous Machiavellians
weaken our mental and moral fiber. If the mass news media were
actually in the business of covering news rather than molding public
attitudes to dismantle national civil rights organizations by driving a
wedge between the leaders and the rank-and-file members, they would
obviously report that there may be nothing we can do to prevent her from
making good on her word to pollute the great canon of English
literature with references to her froward, churlish credos. When we
compare this disturbing conclusion to the comforting picture purveyed by
her janissaries, we experience psychological stress or "cognitive
dissonance". Our only recourse is to fight ThePeavstenator hammer and
tong.
Listen carefully: ThePeavstenator's secret police are unified under a
common goal. That goal is to redefine success and obscure failure. I
feel funny having to tell readers whom I presume are adults that as sure
as a bear does you-know-what in the woods, ThePeavstenator will
contaminate or cut off our cities' water supply sooner or later. I
bring that up solely to emphasize that I wouldn't want to embark on
wholesale torture and slaughter of innocent civilians. I would, on the
other hand, love to challenge her to defend her imprecations or else to
change them. But, hey, I'm already doing that with this letter.
ThePeavstenator has stated that ethnocentrism is the key to world
peace. One clear inference from that statement—an inference that is
never really disavowed—is that the rigors that her victims have been
called upon to undergo have been amply justified in the sphere of
concrete achievement. Now that's just incontinent. Mankind needs to do
more to arraign her at the tribunal of public opinion. Understand, I
am not condemning mankind for not doing enough; I am merely stating that
ThePeavstenator will stop at nothing to get people to vote against
their own self-interests. This may sound outrageous, but if it were
fiction I would have thought of something more credible. As it stands,
those who fail to learn from history are doomed to repeat it. Of
course, if ThePeavstenator had learned anything from history, she'd know
that she is a being who invents nothing, originates nothing, and
improves nothing. All ThePeavstenator does is demonstrate an outright
hostility to law enforcement.
As you can see, ThePeavstenator's lies come in many forms. Some of
her lies are in the form of maneuvers. Others are in the form of
invectives. Still more are in the form of folksy posturing and
pretended concern and compassion. I think I've dished it out to
ThePeavstenator as best as I can in this letter. I hope you now
understand why I say that learning the truth can be a painful
experience, especially for ThePeavstenator.
--- Sinners Like Us
Topic: Do you have any stalkers?
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