Place is slow!

Guess Imma have to start drinking, getting naked, and start streaking!!!!!!!!!

I think that will make the place even slower.. O.o

True. ALl the kids will be jealous! Buwahaha

I wish I could post more, I sure miss my internet at work. Goddamn boss. anyway..... *gets naked and starts running*

Yea! Terry! *Pours Terry some Woodford*

o_O

Peanutbutter jelly time!

*poors woodford down throat* thanks DL! I was just starting to think this streaking thing was a bad idea, but now I'm sure I made the right choice

All I know is I talk about booze, and getting naked and this place starts going! HAHA

Hallways are busy here today so I'm unable to post or read most of the time.

Posting from school... I wish I had some whiskey

Zillah wrote:Posting from school... I wish I had some whiskey

Well, it isnt whiskey.. but you could always get a waterbottle and fill it with vodka and bring it to school.

That's such an old trick. The teachers at my school usually will take your water bottle and sniff it to make sure its actually water, and not vodka.

I know its really old but its still a way to get alcohol in school. not to mention you are in red neck paradise so they should check your shit

Retired Muffbuster wrote:

Zillah wrote:Posting from school... I wish I had some whiskey

Well, it isnt whiskey.. but you could always get a waterbottle and fill it with vodka and bring it to school.

Wow! I did this back in high school. I'm not going to say the year! HAHA We always got away with this

Ha true. But it's usually not even the rednecks that do it. It's the "metal heads" and "pot heads" that do it.

there are about 8 pubs in my town, and my school is in my town...
plus we have free periods (free lessons)...

pub time

DRGN LRD 1213 wrote:

Retired Muffbuster wrote:

Zillah wrote:Posting from school... I wish I had some whiskey

Well, it isnt whiskey.. but you could always get a waterbottle and fill it with vodka and bring it to school.

Wow! I did this back in high school. I'm not going to say the year! HAHA We always got away with this

haha.. i had to do it for a teacher of mine.. she didnt have any because she left her vodka at my house and so i had to bring in like 8 bottles with vodka in them..

Dark.. you should do it too then.

But I'm not really a metal head. I'm more in the "hardcore kid" group I guess. And even if I wanted to, I wouldnt be able to get any anyways. And I doubt I would like it anyways.

Eh.. i dont know.. i got used to it at like the age of 13 was different for like the first year. all you havr to do is build up a likeness to it if you dont like it to start. and you should go and join there group and get all the bitches.

I wouldn't want it anyways. And their bitches are crusty.

Haha ewwwww..

Eh, I'm trying to figure out my juggling situation. Do I tell my now ex that I'm talking to my old ex once again, and ruin her weekend (which is also her birthday on Saturday), or do I let her wait and find out? Not only that, I'm also trying to juggle the ladies that are coming up to my friends cabin this weekend for my "Staying A Bachelor" party. Gotta make sure that Lady 2 and Lady 4 don't run into each other.

why can 2 and 4 meet? and id tell her, not to be a dick though.

It's hard not to be spiteful in your situation Kalei. I would try to resist but I wouldn't garuntee anything. goddamn bitches!

MR. T wrote:It's hard not to be spiteful in your situation Kalei. I would try to resist but I wouldn't garuntee anything. goddamn bitches!

Yeah, I'm trying not to be spiteful, but hey, I told her she didn't want to play games with me. She's watched as I made a really good friend cry in front of all of our friends, and listened to me talk to someone I slept with and made her want to kill herself on her birthday. I'm an asshole, this I know.

Retired Muffbuster wrote:why can 2 and 4 meet? and id tell her, not to be a dick though.

I don't want 1, 2, 3, 4, or 5 to ever meet each other. It's a bit tough, but kind of easy at the same time since they all live so far apart from each other. It just sucks cause I'm wasting a lot of gas for some ass. I'm thinking about cutting three of them since they do live so far away.

Whats so bad about them meeting? and how much are you planning to pay for gas?

Well if they meet each other, then I'm sure it wouldn't be too hard for them to figure out that I'm dunking the dick in each of them. Then I'd have no more wet willy for me.

Haha who cares if your going to fuck all of them.. just make sure they are drunk!

Wow at this thread....

haha