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I should knife this Dude

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Ars Diaboli
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Dropped Da Soap
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1I should knife this Dude Empty I should knife this Dude 2011-06-12, 04:30

Frostbyrn

Frostbyrn

Like i do on a daily basis i was browsing the News feed and opened up a topic on BF3

Anyway i thought i was on Kotaku or escapist or something

So i was thinking cool,Reading the article,Reading the Article

And then i notice this line

"and am still a player of Bad Company 2"

And i was like i wonder what this dudes GT is so i can knife him

And then i came to this bit

"( check us out on SeC for people to play with!)"

And i was like Razz Oh its Symbolic so i already have

2I should knife this Dude Empty Re: I should knife this Dude 2011-06-12, 05:11

MEGA MILK

MEGA MILK

Frostbyrn wrote:Like i do on a daily basis i was browsing the News feed and opened up a topic on BF3

Anyway i thought i was on Kotaku or escapist or something

So i was thinking cool,Reading the article,Reading the Article

And then i notice this line

"and am still a player of Bad Company 2"

And i was like i wonder what this dudes GT is so i can knife him

And then i came to this bit

"( check us out on SeC for people to play with!)"

And i was like Razz Oh its Symbolic so i already have

Amazing story. That twist at the end made me piss my pants.

3I should knife this Dude Empty Re: I should knife this Dude 2011-06-12, 06:29

Dropped Da Soap

Dropped Da Soap

Ah, you actually had me laughing when I read the end.

4I should knife this Dude Empty Re: I should knife this Dude 2011-06-12, 10:25

Ante

Ante

lololololololo

5I should knife this Dude Empty Re: I should knife this Dude 2011-06-12, 11:35

Epyk MD

Epyk MD

I think syn should take that as a compliment.

6I should knife this Dude Empty Re: I should knife this Dude 2011-06-12, 13:33

1fnbighen

1fnbighen

i dont get it? you knifed symbolic. cool so have most people

-enter buzz killington

7I should knife this Dude Empty Re: I should knife this Dude 2011-06-12, 14:40

Epyk MD

Epyk MD

He read syms blog thinking it was from one of the well know sites.
then dedicated his life to knifing the write.

Then realized it was sym.

8I should knife this Dude Empty Re: I should knife this Dude 2011-06-12, 17:21

1fnbighen

1fnbighen

oh. huh

9I should knife this Dude Empty Re: I should knife this Dude 2011-06-13, 12:06

Shinma

Shinma

1fnbighen wrote:i dont get it? you knifed symbolic. cool so have most people

-enter buzz killington

All my Et Tu Brute? knife kills were symbolic lol.

10I should knife this Dude Empty Re: I should knife this Dude 2011-06-13, 22:00

Ars Diaboli

Ars Diaboli

I saw Symbolic on a game yesterday, he was on the opposite side. He left about 5 minutes later though, I never got the chance to kill him Sad

11I should knife this Dude Empty Re: I should knife this Dude 2011-06-14, 00:44

sheep

sheep

I like playing with Symmy. But he's left us for the PS3. [cries]

12I should knife this Dude Empty Re: I should knife this Dude 2011-06-14, 01:09

Epyk MD

Epyk MD

Stupid ps3.

13I should knife this Dude Empty Re: I should knife this Dude 2011-06-14, 01:12

sheep

sheep

I know. I think I'll steal it from him so he won't be tempted by it anymore. I can resist it's evil powers.

14I should knife this Dude Empty Re: I should knife this Dude 2011-06-14, 01:59

Frostbyrn

Frostbyrn

No you cant Sheep

PS3 is for girls and despite the Manly bulge in the front of your Pants your still a girl Very Happy

15I should knife this Dude Empty Re: I should knife this Dude 2011-06-14, 02:50

Dropped Da Soap

Dropped Da Soap

Ugh, nice mental picture there Frosty.




*ponders for a moment*

Hey, I'd still hit it.

16I should knife this Dude Empty Re: I should knife this Dude 2011-06-14, 02:52

Frostbyrn

Frostbyrn

Dropped da Soap wrote:Ugh, nice mental picture there Frosty.




*ponders for a moment*

Hey, I'd still hit it.

Dude thats just wrong

Were all Zerg and sheep is the Queen of Blades!

*Watches as Soap trys to bang her anyway*

The Overmind is under attack!

Nuclear Launch detected!

17I should knife this Dude Empty Re: I should knife this Dude 2011-06-14, 03:01

Dropped Da Soap

Dropped Da Soap

Hey, even if I only had seconds to do it before you killed me, I could still finish.....


*self burn FTL*

18I should knife this Dude Empty Re: I should knife this Dude 2011-06-14, 03:14

Frostbyrn

Frostbyrn

Critical Mission failure

Also this topic has a distinct lack of Symbolic Very Happy

19I should knife this Dude Empty Re: I should knife this Dude 2011-06-14, 03:16

Dropped Da Soap

Dropped Da Soap

Yeah, we need someone else to get in here and make fun of me. Can't just be you and me doing it.

20I should knife this Dude Empty Re: I should knife this Dude 2011-06-14, 03:19

Frostbyrn

Frostbyrn

Yeah im running out of jokes

You have a tiny Phallus that females find humorous.

^^^You See!

21I should knife this Dude Empty Re: I should knife this Dude 2011-06-14, 03:24

Dropped Da Soap

Dropped Da Soap

I know right. I ts gotten boring hearing how much bigger my wenis is than another part of me that almost sounds the same,

22I should knife this Dude Empty Re: I should knife this Dude 2011-06-14, 03:25

Frostbyrn

Frostbyrn

Once again your intellect is as small as your Man parts Very Happy

23I should knife this Dude Empty Re: I should knife this Dude 2011-06-14, 03:25

Dropped Da Soap

Dropped Da Soap

Pfft,what intellect.

24I should knife this Dude Empty Re: I should knife this Dude 2011-06-14, 03:33

Frostbyrn

Frostbyrn

Exactly Very Happy

25I should knife this Dude Empty Re: I should knife this Dude 2011-06-14, 03:34

Dropped Da Soap

Dropped Da Soap

So I am chick? Sweet......(o) (o)

26I should knife this Dude Empty Re: I should knife this Dude 2011-06-14, 03:36

Frostbyrn

Frostbyrn

Nope you have Neither plumbing Bits down below just a tiny circular hole you pee out of Very Happy

27I should knife this Dude Empty Re: I should knife this Dude 2011-06-14, 03:38

Zillah

Zillah

Dropped da Soap wrote:So I am chick? Sweet......(o) (o)

you call this a chick? I should knife this Dude 4610987517ManBoobs

28I should knife this Dude Empty Re: I should knife this Dude 2011-06-14, 03:39

Frostbyrn

Frostbyrn

No i call that Classic Soap Very Happy

29I should knife this Dude Empty Re: I should knife this Dude 2011-06-14, 05:47

Dropped Da Soap

Dropped Da Soap

That used to be my avatar Zillah!!

30I should knife this Dude Empty Re: I should knife this Dude 2011-06-14, 07:36

Frostbyrn

Frostbyrn

I think that was the point wall licker Very Happy

31I should knife this Dude Empty Re: I should knife this Dude 2011-06-14, 17:19

Dropped Da Soap

Dropped Da Soap

What do you think of that?

32I should knife this Dude Empty Re: I should knife this Dude 2011-06-14, 17:20

Zillah

Zillah

NOOOOOO!!

33I should knife this Dude Empty Re: I should knife this Dude 2011-06-14, 17:44

Dropped Da Soap

Dropped Da Soap

You have reamed what you sow Zillah.

34I should knife this Dude Empty Re: I should knife this Dude 2011-06-14, 20:33

Frostbyrn

Frostbyrn

God i hope you meant to type reaped Very Happy

35I should knife this Dude Empty Re: I should knife this Dude 2011-06-14, 20:56

Dropped Da Soap

Dropped Da Soap

Wow, I did. I don't know how that M got in there

36I should knife this Dude Empty Re: I should knife this Dude 2011-06-14, 21:08

Frostbyrn

Frostbyrn

Yes but it summoned a horrible horrible mental picture

37I should knife this Dude Empty Re: I should knife this Dude 2011-06-14, 22:11

Dropped Da Soap

Dropped Da Soap

AHAHAHH!!!

38I should knife this Dude Empty Re: I should knife this Dude 2011-06-14, 22:13

Zillah

Zillah

>_>

<_<

What does 'ream' mean?

39I should knife this Dude Empty Re: I should knife this Dude 2011-06-14, 23:24

Dropped Da Soap

Dropped Da Soap

I don't think you want to know

40I should knife this Dude Empty Re: I should knife this Dude 2011-06-15, 03:04

Frostbyrn

Frostbyrn

Its means to Cleave something in two or to spread something wider one of the two i cant remember which

41I should knife this Dude Empty Re: I should knife this Dude 2011-06-15, 03:12

Dropped Da Soap

Dropped Da Soap

Yup. It could mean a ream of paper, or to widen and push something apart, like a hole. So think about it, then picture the picture Frost imagined.

42I should knife this Dude Empty Re: I should knife this Dude 2011-06-15, 03:13

Frostbyrn

Frostbyrn

How can someone named Soap be so dirty!

43I should knife this Dude Empty Re: I should knife this Dude 2011-06-15, 03:15

Dropped Da Soap

Dropped Da Soap

I don't know. I will let you know when I get back to you.

Or I could use some excuse like "Public school, dear chum".

But I don't know, I think I am just naturally sick, dirty, and perverted.

44I should knife this Dude Empty Re: I should knife this Dude 2011-06-15, 03:18

Frostbyrn

Frostbyrn

Public School was the shit we got to put Condoms on Bananas you asshole

Though apparently the year after we finished health they got Wooden Dildos Very Happy

45I should knife this Dude Empty Re: I should knife this Dude 2011-06-15, 03:23

Dropped Da Soap

Dropped Da Soap

I never had sex ed or anything like that. I did get to watch a video in 5th grade, and was the only kid in the school that got kicked out of the class with the video in the several years they had been showing that video.

It was funny, cause none of the kids in my age group or younger had any idea what the jokes and words I was yelling meant.

46I should knife this Dude Empty Re: I should knife this Dude 2011-06-15, 03:26

Frostbyrn

Frostbyrn

PFfft as part of an Experiment they showed us the Sex ed Video at age 8

No one knew what the fuck it meant and the parents were pretty pissed the school showed us those videos and crap without their permission

47I should knife this Dude Empty Re: I should knife this Dude 2011-06-15, 03:28

Dropped Da Soap

Dropped Da Soap

I was yelling sex jokes and slang words for vaginas every time one came on screen. The video was like 15 minutes long, but I was kicked out and sent to the principals office before the first three minutes was over. Spent a good 20 minutes getting lectured on respect and crap on the human body.

But as far as I know, I am the only one to ever get kicked out of that class at that school.

Shits going on my resume.

48I should knife this Dude Empty Re: I should knife this Dude 2011-06-15, 03:31

Frostbyrn

Frostbyrn

I got kicked out of Woodshop by my Old fashioned teacher for telling a joke

He was asking which way it was best to Sand and my Friend said Up and down

So i said he was really good at that wasnt he to my Friend

The Teacher lectured me for 20 minutes because i shouldnt say stuff like that in front of ladys

Aka the Slags in my class

49I should knife this Dude Empty Re: I should knife this Dude 2011-06-15, 03:33

Dropped Da Soap

Dropped Da Soap

HAHAH1 I have done a few things like that myself, but I can't really recall what happened or why I siad it.

50I should knife this Dude Empty Re: I should knife this Dude 2011-06-15, 10:38

Symbolic

Symbolic

Lol I dont know how I missed this thread. Thats some good stuff right there.

Also Ars- I actually saw you online rigjt at the time frost sent me an invite. And that was about 1 minute before I had to leave haha. Bad timing.

Also- ill be rejoining the BF this week. I needed a break from it, but im good now Smile

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