sheeps random topic

So the other day I got to work, and I got out of my car and headed for the door. Well, there's a guys flip flop just sitting there in the middle of the sidewalk.

We park and enter through the back of the building. So this makes it extra weird.

I looked around for the other flip flop, didn't see it. Even checked for a body, didn't find one. It seriously looked like it had fallen from the sky and just landed there. Or the roof.

Probably a drunk person who didn't realize that they stepped out of their flip flop.

It's this guy's

I was on my way to work the other day and see a guy walking (looked total crackhead, up all night, and wore out, in raggly clothes) I pass a church and in a ditch is a woman sleeping in said ditch, by the mail box. Don't know if she is dead or what but I call 911 because the asshole behind me is riding my ass and if I stop he has giant Jeep tires between his ears. They took my call and at lunch time the front of the church was minus one female crackhead.

I see yours and raise ya one more.



I see random shoes and clothing on the side of roads all the time and wonder where the hell that came from!? Were they victims of a horrible death??? Did they have a really wild night??? Did they go OOPS, shit I lost my flip flop...ohhh fuck it.

On another note: I am always curious of large, black plastic bags on the side of the road....mmmmmm

Uhh......k?

I was walking through the Save-a-Lot near me and when I went to the checkout, I noticed, standing about 2 inches behind me, breathing down my neck somebody dressed in some very racy clothing. I turn around for a better look and it was an old (I mean old), nasty looking guy dressed up as a stripper with those fishnet leggings and all. I looked at the girl that made me go in there in the first place with a grimace look and hurried her outside the store. She started laughing her ass off because I kept that grimace look to work. I told her never again will I go in that store. Put that in your pipe and smoke it.

I think the Bible refers to them as thongs as well.

So some random China girl added me on skype the other day. Apparently i share the same name as her english teacher and i mean China girl as in lives in China.



At first i thought it was just one of my friends messing around but it isen't. English is her major and she just graduated last year so i guess maybe she wanted to see how an American talks?



She just asks me about American stuff it's weird and funny at the same time.

It would pretty sick to have an English teacher named Gilgamesh.

mmmmmm