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So I got hit on by a really hot chick today, and didn't even realize it.

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Pariah
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Dropped Da Soap
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Dropped Da Soap

Dropped Da Soap

I was at Wal-Mart just wasting time. Looking at just random things. When this girl saw me looking at the cd section.
I was busy holding a Rush CD debating on buying that or an Oingo Boingo cd.

Well she came up to me, and just started chatting with me. Or trying to atleast. I literally don't like people so I was just giving her simple Yeah, Yes, no maybe, not really, type answers all the while trying to look busy so she would leave me alone.

She started talking about Rush, and mentioned her favorite song was Tom Sawyer. I said yeah, its one of my favorites.
She kept on it, and I kept trying to ignore her without being a douche and kept looking at cds.

Eventually she changed the subject and asked if the shirt I was wearing was a My Little Pony shirt(I was wearing a wite T-shirt with Rarity's three diamond symbol on the bottom of the shirt).
This actually caught my attention, but I still didn't care I just wanted her too leave. I didn't feel like making small talk at all. She mentioned how Fluttershy was her favorite and I said(still looking at the cds)"Uh-huh, shes my second favorite".

She started talking about her favorite episodes and I still kept giving her like 2-3 word answers in a slightly more annoyed tone.
After almost 10 minutes of "Bugging me"(as I was thinking of it at the time), she finally said good-bye and told me it was nice meeting me then walked away with one of her hands on the side of her head.

I finally gave up, put the cds I was holding back, and walked out of Wal-Mart with nothing opting to save money instead.
4 miles down the road I faceplanted into my horn at a Red Light as I realized what had just happened.

...

FOREVER ALONE.

Shaymojack

Shaymojack

oh thank god I'm not the only one who does this shit

Artimise Flare

Artimise Flare

LMAO! Dense much Soap, you're lucky to BE hit on, such a thing has yet to happen to me. I'm 22 almost 23 and I swear I look like I'm freaking 14. It sucks, being short doesn't help either.

chunckylover53



I am disappointed and done with you Soap.

Aren't you in the airforce art, i am sure you have some kind of uniform, just wear it and the women will follow.

Artimise Flare

Artimise Flare

Lol, I may just do that one day just to experiment, I hear it's WAY more effective over seas, chicks in Europe apparently dig men in uniform.

In all seriousness though, hopefully I'll be able to meet a girl that I can have a meaningful relationship with. Not really into the whole one night stand deals, it seems like it's getting harder and harder to find a respectable women these days.

JrTapia1991

JrTapia1991

Sym wrote:I am dissapoint.

Khfan60

Khfan60

Bad Soap

*hits soap with a rolled up newspaper*

Duck

Duck

Soap... soap soap soap soap soap SOAAAAP. You really dropped the soap on that one.

JrTapia1991

JrTapia1991

Dropped Da Soap

Dropped Da Soap

I know, I am a horrible being!!

And she was mighty ass fine too!

Metalzoic

Metalzoic

I only have really mean things to say about this, so I'll just say nothing.

Duan

Duan

DAMMIT SOAP

*shakes head and leaves topic*

Frostbyrn

Frostbyrn

This merely reinforces the popular theory that your gay

The Adli Corporation

The Adli Corporation

So I got hit on by a really hot chick today, and didn't even realize it.  X9PF9

Pariah

Pariah

Damn Soap, that sucks. Oh well, don't worry about it. We all fuck up sometimes.

Captain Pirate Pineapple

Captain Pirate Pineapple

Have you not learned anything from me Soap?!

Duck

Duck

Looks like it's gonna have to be second hand sex from kalei.

Siren

Siren

tsk tsk tsk.


Sucks to be you XD

Dropped Da Soap

Dropped Da Soap

Metalzoic wrote:I only have really mean things to say about this, so I'll just say nothing.
Well aren't you pleasently kind today.

Frostbyrn wrote:This merely reinforces the popular theory that your gay

Harharhar Ass

Captain Pirate Pineapple wrote:Have you not learned anything from me Soap?!

Not enough it seems. Guess your gonna have to give me hands on lessons.

Dave wrote:Looks like it's gonna have to be second hand sex from kalei.

Well, its something to look forward too

Siren wrote:tsk tsk tsk.


Sucks to be you XD

Shush woman

Siren

Siren

Miles Edgeworth wrote:

Siren wrote:tsk tsk tsk.


Sucks to be you XD

Shush woman

don't tell me what to do~

Dropped Da Soap

Dropped Da Soap

Are you sassing me common kitchen wench?

Siren

Siren

Why yes I am, cockless homosexual.

Dropped Da Soap

Dropped Da Soap

Cockless? Homo?

I'll have you know! I do have a penis! Its just hard to see!

Pariah

Pariah

Miles Edgeworth wrote:Cockless? Homo?

I'll have you know! I do have a penis! Its just hard to see!
So are bacteria, but at least scientists have managed that one.

Frostbyrn

Frostbyrn

My sister had a friend exactly like you soap

He came out a couple of years back and met a nice guy

Dropped Da Soap

Dropped Da Soap

Why are you so obsessed with me being possibly gay?

Are you just waiting for me to come out so you can claim me as your own??

Frostbyrn

Frostbyrn

Your on to me man

Im secretly gay for you Very Happy

Nah but closet gays annoy me just come out already no one cares and everyone already knows

Duan

Duan

i know now

Zillah

Zillah

Captain Pirate Pineapple wrote:Have you not learned anything from me Soap?!


^^^

dont make topics like this soap, they dont forget...

Frostbyrn

Frostbyrn

Its true

You basically pulled a Zillah man

MEGA MILK

MEGA MILK

Metalzoic wrote:I only have really mean things to say about this, so I'll just say nothing.

Never stopped you before, but I'll take the reins.

Is there anything you are not horrible at Soap? Like, a single thing?

Dropped Da Soap

Dropped Da Soap

Im not horrible at being your friend...

Guest


Guest

This is a bizarre thread.

Im out.

affraid

Metalzoic

Metalzoic

MEGA MILK wrote:
Metalzoic wrote:I only have really mean things to say about this, so I'll just say nothing.

Never stopped you before, but I'll take the reins.

Is there anything you are not horrible at Soap? Like, a single thing?


Hmmm..
Do I usually come across as mean?

Also your comment made me laugh! Laughing

Frostbyrn

Frostbyrn

Nah your like a tame version of Kalei Very Happy

Captain Pirate Pineapple

Captain Pirate Pineapple

Frostbyrn wrote:Nah your like a tame version of Kalei Very Happy

That's called being sober.

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