Vance Miller Kitchen Gangster

Vance Miller Kitchens are far better than B and Q kitchens or any of the big stores. All the people on the net that slag his kitchens off have either never bought one or are just competitors who cannot compete.

How much has the world gone to shit if someone was actually paid to create this.

Kitchen Gangster?

This one actually makes me want to know more.
Kitchen gangster sounds sweet.
Who's Vance Miller?
What exactly does it mean when it says kitchen? Like the actual room in your house or are we talking about something like a Foreman grill?
People "slag" his kitchens on the net? Sounds rough, plus what the fuck at there being various kitchen fanboys?

Gangster kitchen fanboys?

This is an entire "thing" I didn't even know existed. I bet soap is a closet kitchen gangster.