Seriously why is it all the weirdos take the bus?
Being one of said weirdos its because its cheaper than paying for my own petrol
Anyway a couple of fucked up/funny storys
1.Couple of weeks back I was catching the morning bus to school,There was this 30 year old blonde woman who was drunk off her face
As soon as I sit down she comes over and sits in the seats in front of me and starts flashing her panties at me and smiling,After awhile she gets bored of this and sits next to me and starts rubbing my head and asking "Wow this is Spiky,How come it doesnt hurt if its this spiky"
Luckily Frosty doesnt mind hot 30 year old blondes rubbing his head so it was all good
2.This douchebag bus driver charges me 2 stage for a 1 stage journey
Luckily a drunk chick I like to call Karma (She was sitting at the very back) hops off at the next stop,But before leaving says to the bus driver "I puked on your bus....But i bet you cant find it" His face was fucking priceless
3.The bus is pretty packed but I manage to get a seat and an Old man boxes me into the window when he takes the Aisle but whatever
Anyway this Family hops on the bus the Mother was like 18-20 and pregnant and the Father was like 24-26 and they have 3 kids 2 toddlers and a baby in the pram
So they pay and walk down the aisle and ask this teenage guy if they can have his seat because she is pregnant
The guy looks at them decides he is tired of living and tell the Big Muscley Islander father "Why should I get up because she cant keep her legs closed?"
One Broken nose and everyone involved kicked off the bus later and i never saw them again
4.The bus is pretty much empty so I go and take a seat,The next stop this fat,old Islander women sits right next to me despite all the empty seats
I try and ignore her and she spends the rest of the ride with her arms crossed muttering that im a dick under her breath
When its my stop I get up to leave and ask her "Excuse me" and point at the aisle,Rather than get up she puts her legs under the chair,So I sidle past with my back to her and she full on with both hands Gropes my ass
I turned around all shocked and just saw this big grin on her face so I freaking hightailed it out of there
So has anyone else got Bus storys?
Being one of said weirdos its because its cheaper than paying for my own petrol
Anyway a couple of fucked up/funny storys
1.Couple of weeks back I was catching the morning bus to school,There was this 30 year old blonde woman who was drunk off her face
As soon as I sit down she comes over and sits in the seats in front of me and starts flashing her panties at me and smiling,After awhile she gets bored of this and sits next to me and starts rubbing my head and asking "Wow this is Spiky,How come it doesnt hurt if its this spiky"
Luckily Frosty doesnt mind hot 30 year old blondes rubbing his head so it was all good
2.This douchebag bus driver charges me 2 stage for a 1 stage journey
Luckily a drunk chick I like to call Karma (She was sitting at the very back) hops off at the next stop,But before leaving says to the bus driver "I puked on your bus....But i bet you cant find it" His face was fucking priceless
3.The bus is pretty packed but I manage to get a seat and an Old man boxes me into the window when he takes the Aisle but whatever
Anyway this Family hops on the bus the Mother was like 18-20 and pregnant and the Father was like 24-26 and they have 3 kids 2 toddlers and a baby in the pram
So they pay and walk down the aisle and ask this teenage guy if they can have his seat because she is pregnant
The guy looks at them decides he is tired of living and tell the Big Muscley Islander father "Why should I get up because she cant keep her legs closed?"
One Broken nose and everyone involved kicked off the bus later and i never saw them again
4.The bus is pretty much empty so I go and take a seat,The next stop this fat,old Islander women sits right next to me despite all the empty seats
I try and ignore her and she spends the rest of the ride with her arms crossed muttering that im a dick under her breath
When its my stop I get up to leave and ask her "Excuse me" and point at the aisle,Rather than get up she puts her legs under the chair,So I sidle past with my back to her and she full on with both hands Gropes my ass
I turned around all shocked and just saw this big grin on her face so I freaking hightailed it out of there
So has anyone else got Bus storys?
