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Ron Swanson
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51Er....intro? - Page 2 Empty Re: Er....intro? 2012-01-07, 09:23

The Adli Corporation

The Adli Corporation

Pariah wrote:Yep. Shes fucking Tom Cruise.

Well im fucking Matt Damon!

52Er....intro? - Page 2 Empty Re: Er....intro? 2012-01-07, 11:34

Khfan60

Khfan60

Welcome.

53Er....intro? - Page 2 Empty Re: Er....intro? 2012-01-07, 11:53

MEGA MILK

MEGA MILK

Nogbad The Bad wrote:
Pariah wrote:Yep. Shes fucking Tom Cruise.

Well im fucking Matt Damon!

My mother told me he has a small penis. Can you confirm?

54Er....intro? - Page 2 Empty Re: Er....intro? 2012-01-07, 12:45

The Adli Corporation

The Adli Corporation

MEGA MILK wrote:
Nogbad The Bad wrote:
Pariah wrote:Yep. Shes fucking Tom Cruise.

Well im fucking Matt Damon!

My mother told me he has a small penis. Can you confirm?

he did, before the surgery.

or as i like to call it, THE BOURNE ALTERATION

55Er....intro? - Page 2 Empty Re: Er....intro? 2012-01-07, 16:25

Frostbyrn

Frostbyrn

Yeah but it got infected and fell off soon after in what I like to call THE BOURNE COMPLICATION

56Er....intro? - Page 2 Empty Re: Er....intro? 2012-01-07, 16:32

Siren

Siren

...ew >.<

57Er....intro? - Page 2 Empty Re: Er....intro? 2012-01-07, 16:35

Pariah

Pariah

Frostbyrn wrote:Yeah but it got infected and fell off soon after in what I like to call THE BOURNE COMPLICATION


Was this caused by the events in THE BOURNE MASTURBATION?

58Er....intro? - Page 2 Empty Re: Er....intro? 2012-01-07, 16:38

Frostbyrn

Frostbyrn

Its ok siren

*Throws infected Dammon penis at her*

Yeah it was

You should read the follow up novel THE BOURNE CASTRATION its cool he goes on a spree of chopping other peoples wangs off

59Er....intro? - Page 2 Empty Re: Er....intro? 2012-01-07, 16:39

Pariah

Pariah

*catches Damon penis in air and burns it*

Frost, no throwing penises at my girl please.

60Er....intro? - Page 2 Empty Re: Er....intro? 2012-01-07, 16:40

Siren

Siren

*screams and runs away* noooo! NO MORE INFECTED/DEAD MALE PARTS DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!

61Er....intro? - Page 2 Empty Re: Er....intro? 2012-01-07, 16:41

Frostbyrn

Frostbyrn

*Puts down bag of penis's*

Dammit!

*Nails her in the back of the head with a boob*

62Er....intro? - Page 2 Empty Re: Er....intro? 2012-01-07, 16:42

Pariah

Pariah

no boobs either!!! or the sheep gets it.

63Er....intro? - Page 2 Empty Re: Er....intro? 2012-01-07, 16:43

Frostbyrn

Frostbyrn

Oh no not the sheep they outnumber us here by like 100 to 1 or something its irreplaceable

*Throws a boob and hits siren in the boob*

Lesbian Very Happy

64Er....intro? - Page 2 Empty Re: Er....intro? 2012-01-07, 16:44

Pariah

Pariah

dude, not cool.

65Er....intro? - Page 2 Empty Re: Er....intro? 2012-01-07, 16:44

Siren

Siren

*turns around and glares at frost*

>.>

iz no les.

66Er....intro? - Page 2 Empty Re: Er....intro? 2012-01-07, 16:44

Frostbyrn

Frostbyrn

*Throws a boob into her face*

Then why you got a tit in your mouth Very Happy

67Er....intro? - Page 2 Empty Re: Er....intro? 2012-01-07, 16:45

Siren

Siren

*hides in the box and tapes all the doors shut* >.<

68Er....intro? - Page 2 Empty Re: Er....intro? 2012-01-07, 16:47

Pariah

Pariah

seriously Frost, stop.

69Er....intro? - Page 2 Empty Re: Er....intro? 2012-01-07, 16:47

Frostbyrn

Frostbyrn

*Watches as Siren cowers in terror as she hears a strange jiggling sound outside*

BOOBS,BOOBS IN THE DEEP!

70Er....intro? - Page 2 Empty Re: Er....intro? 2012-01-07, 16:48

Pariah

Pariah

*commits sheep genocide*

71Er....intro? - Page 2 Empty Re: Er....intro? 2012-01-07, 16:50

The Adli Corporation

The Adli Corporation

Pariah wrote:
Frostbyrn wrote:Yeah but it got infected and fell off soon after in what I like to call THE BOURNE COMPLICATION


Was this caused by the events in THE BOURNE MASTURBATION?

yes. he masturbated too hard and it ripped off during THE BOURNE MUTILATION

72Er....intro? - Page 2 Empty Re: Er....intro? 2012-01-07, 16:51

Frostbyrn

Frostbyrn

Your such a party pooper Very Happy

Now what am I supposed to do with this massive pile of boobs!

73Er....intro? - Page 2 Empty Re: Er....intro? 2012-01-07, 16:52

Pariah

Pariah

Yeah, I do have a short fuse about this.

idk, make boob-lanterns?












74Er....intro? - Page 2 Empty Re: Er....intro? 2012-01-07, 16:53

Siren

Siren

eat them! XD

75Er....intro? - Page 2 Empty Re: Er....intro? 2012-01-07, 16:55

Frostbyrn

Frostbyrn

Im going to make a theme park named Boob mountain

And what are you worried about as cool as Siren is

1.Shes in a different country
2.shes obsessed with this douche named pavle Very Happy
3.Shes underage

Got to learn to handle the jokes bro

*Throws boob at Pariah*

76Er....intro? - Page 2 Empty Re: Er....intro? 2012-01-07, 16:58

Siren

Siren

*catches boob and throws it back at frost* YOU SHALL NOT CALL HIM DOUCHE *hisses*

77Er....intro? - Page 2 Empty Re: Er....intro? 2012-01-07, 17:00

Frostbyrn

Frostbyrn

Oh the boob war is back on!

*Fires a boob gatling gun at Siren*

78Er....intro? - Page 2 Empty Re: Er....intro? 2012-01-07, 17:01

The Adli Corporation

The Adli Corporation

boob boob boobboob boob boob boobboob boobboob BOOB BOOB

THERE'S NO LIMIT!!!

boob boob boobboob boob boob boobboob boobboob boob boob.

79Er....intro? - Page 2 Empty Re: Er....intro? 2012-01-07, 17:02

Pariah

Pariah

*drops book nuke on New Zealand, killing everything in the surrounding 600 kilometres in a giant boob-shaped explosion*

I'm protective Frost. And an asshole. not a douche.

80Er....intro? - Page 2 Empty Re: Er....intro? 2012-01-07, 17:03

Frostbyrn

Frostbyrn

*Lights the fuse on a piece of Boob dynamite and chucks it at Adli*

Take that!

81Er....intro? - Page 2 Empty Re: Er....intro? 2012-01-07, 17:03

Siren

Siren

*uses her oracle powers to summon OVER 9000 lbs of boobs to rain down on frost*

82Er....intro? - Page 2 Empty Re: Er....intro? 2012-01-07, 17:04

Frostbyrn

Frostbyrn

You nuked me with literature?

Not cool! Very Happy

*Hides in Boob fortress*

*Fires Boob laser from orbit*

83Er....intro? - Page 2 Empty Re: Er....intro? 2012-01-07, 17:05

The Adli Corporation

The Adli Corporation

wait, i should be throwing boob dynamite at you !!!


its a world gone topsy-turvy!!!!

84Er....intro? - Page 2 Empty Re: Er....intro? 2012-01-07, 17:07

Frostbyrn

Frostbyrn

*Lights the fuse on the nipple of the boob dynamite*

*Throws it at Adli*

I cant hear you over the splosions! Very Happy

85Er....intro? - Page 2 Empty Re: Er....intro? 2012-01-07, 17:07

Siren

Siren

guys, I got this.

*walks up and slaps frost*

86Er....intro? - Page 2 Empty Re: Er....intro? 2012-01-07, 17:09

Frostbyrn

Frostbyrn

Pfft a Women slapping me?

Daily occurence im basically immune Very Happy

*Cream pies Siren in the face with a breast*

87Er....intro? - Page 2 Empty Re: Er....intro? 2012-01-07, 17:10

sheepherd69

sheepherd69

Boob war, eh?

I'm a 36D.

I dominate you all.

I have porn star boobs.

http://paging-doctor-watson.tumblr.com

88Er....intro? - Page 2 Empty Re: Er....intro? 2012-01-07, 17:11

Pariah

Pariah

this is the kind of stuff that makes me hate mankind.

89Er....intro? - Page 2 Empty Re: Er....intro? 2012-01-07, 17:12

Siren

Siren

*standing there with pie all over her face* .__.

men slapping pies shaped like boobs in my face? DAILY OCCURENCE.
*kicks frost in the balls HARD*

90Er....intro? - Page 2 Empty Re: Er....intro? 2012-01-07, 17:12

Frostbyrn

Frostbyrn

Then arm up soldier this is going to be a long and milky war! Very Happy

*Doubles over*

Oh god my balls!

91Er....intro? - Page 2 Empty Re: Er....intro? 2012-01-07, 17:13

Pariah

Pariah

O_O

we're all horrible people.


And SheepHerd, I think Frost has you beat in bra size.

92Er....intro? - Page 2 Empty Re: Er....intro? 2012-01-07, 17:14

Siren

Siren

*stands victorious over frost and wipes the pie off of her face*

thought so, bitch.

93Er....intro? - Page 2 Empty Re: Er....intro? 2012-01-07, 17:16

Frostbyrn

Frostbyrn

Why would I have her beat in Bra size

Plus I dont like large breasts anyway

And I want to know how Siren found my one weakness Very Happy

*Holds the trigger on the
Snuke he planted*

94Er....intro? - Page 2 Empty Re: Er....intro? 2012-01-07, 17:18

Siren

Siren

that just seems to be the one weakness in all men. Kick them in the balls.

*kicks frost's balls again and grabs the trigger* nuh-uh.

95Er....intro? - Page 2 Empty Re: Er....intro? 2012-01-07, 17:19

Pariah

Pariah

it was a veiled fat joke.

*walks in with disabled snuke*

hey look at this cool gadgetry I found!

96Er....intro? - Page 2 Empty Re: Er....intro? 2012-01-07, 17:20

Frostbyrn

Frostbyrn

*Detonates the snuke with the secondary detonator*

*Watches as a random women walking past explodes*

Oppps wrong chick

97Er....intro? - Page 2 Empty Re: Er....intro? 2012-01-07, 17:24

Siren

Siren

O_O frost!

no exploding women! >:

98Er....intro? - Page 2 Empty Re: Er....intro? 2012-01-07, 17:25

Frostbyrn

Frostbyrn

*Bows head in shame*

Yes Miss Sav

99Er....intro? - Page 2 Empty Re: Er....intro? 2012-01-07, 17:25

Patrick Star

Patrick Star

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100Er....intro? - Page 2 Empty Re: Er....intro? 2012-01-07, 17:26

Frostbyrn

Frostbyrn

We had a boob war I think Sav one but I still have tons of weapons so I wouldnt rule out a Boob war 2

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