Where do I put this trash?!

this might sound weird, but I dont know where to put this huge bag of trash I have! on saturday my parents were out of town and I had a bunch of people, which turned into a BUNCH of people over.

I now have a trashbag in my closet with like 50 beer cans, pizza boxes, cups, vodka bottles and other shit...
seriously though... the city only allows two tashbags every wednesday and my family already uses that up. There are no dumpsters around, and i dont have a car to drive with either. I guess its just going to have to sit here and fester until I get a stroke of genius

Bury it, Burn it, Throw it in the backyard of a house a few houses down, in some bushes somewhere, try to get a friend pick you up.

Don't toss it in someone else's dumpster, you can get in trouble if you get caught. Take the beer cans (and vodka bottles if they have a deposit in your state) to a bottle return and then take the rest to a landfill.

Twilight Sparkula wrote:Don't toss it in someone else's dumpster, you can get in trouble if you get caught. Take the beer cans (and vodka bottles if they have a deposit in your state) to a bottle return and then take the rest to a landfill.

Any apartment/flat/commercial area will have a dumpster that you can toss it in. However you can get some cash from the empties.

I say, get a buddy to drive you to a bigger town (or like downtown), chuck it in a dumpster and drive off.

>___> I've never even heard of a limit on bags man.

I don't even use bags,just fill my big bucket up and dump it in the huge apt dumpster

I remember when I was a kid I used to drive out my beer can trash to the elementary school dumpster down the street.

You could always try to walk to the nearest gas station with it since they generally have dumpsters around back, or you know get one of your friends that was at the party to give you a ride.

I'm pretty sure you can't get busted with an underage for having empties so I wouldn't worry about that.

Ok so here is the plan Zilla. Take all that trash and scatter it on someone else's lawn! Preferably a rival or someone whos face you don't like. That way you can smite an enemy and get rid of your trash!

Yeah I think im just going to get my buddy who has his own car and go try and find a dumpster... preferably at night

At night? Now you make it sound shady. Honestly most businesses probably won't care if you throw a couple bags in.. As long as you're not throwing like 5 bags in. 2 bag limit wtf?

But it's not hard to find them really. You could try to find a fastfood place and just throw it in their dumpster.

dude, just take it outside at night, dump it on your lawn and get your friend to drive his car past, slow down and then accelerate away really quickly.

then in the morning your parents will find that some 'random guy' has dumped his shit on your lawn. then you should offer to take it down town to the dump.

if anyone asks why you have a bunch of empty vodka bottles, say you are taking them down for your parents. if they check it will be true. plus you get brownie points for volunteering to take out the trash.

Just do what I did when I was 12. The only dumpster we have in my community is like a good mile down the road. And I used to have to make multiple trips down there if I didn't do it everyday.
And all the homes in our comminuty have the backs of the homes facing each other. So I used to walk halfway down there between all the houses and throw our bags over the only ouse with a wooden fence.

I only got caught once, which was a week after I first started doing it. Because he found an envolope with our house number.

Frostbyrn wrote:Or do what I do on minecraft

dump your random shit into Adlis underwater biome

*hasnt been on in weeks*

Fuuuuuuuuuuuu-

*le image of dick temple pops into mind*

no, but I might make one now.

try to bury the trash or just flush it down your toilet

Yeah it would work just get a mortar and pestle and grind that shit up.

Feed the Sinners wrote:

SOAP LIKES FUCKING MEN.

obvious enough?

That doesn't even make sense.

I think he's saying you like putting your dick in holes... I'm really not too sure though.

Camel, I'd give you AC for the correct guess, but your avatar is too big.

I thought that was what most people liked to do...

OK, fine, gimme a sec to edit it.

I don't get it.

I should change the topic title to "where do i put this junk"

i was testing if the site auto resized images from an off site source.... it doesn't.

it should be

Frostbyrn wrote:WTF camel you cant change your avatar! its illegal or something im sure

can I change mine to Jar Jar Binks?

oh god plz do

Camel wrote:i was testing if the site auto resized images from an off site source.... it doesn't.

haha love it mang (as you would say)

Wraith wrote:

you suggested it

Sarcastically. I suggested it sarcastically.

Wraith wrote:Sarcastically. I suggested it sarcastically.

Sarcasm doesn't travel well through the internet.

How can you honestly suggest something like that seriously?

like this

I hate you so much right now.

<3

Like half the posts on pages 6-7 aren't even showing up. SO I have no idea what the fuck is going on.

The internet hates Jar Jar to the point of imploding on itself.