I would play with this for hours...

The Adli Corporation wrote:that's what she said!

Frostbyrn wrote:*Sitting at Nans house the other day*

*Her on the phone to her friend*

Her:Oh I cant stand that Castle program,I just really dont like the main character

Me:OH NO YOU DIDNT!

I have to attend her Funeral on Monday

Pariah wrote:


also, inb4 penisjokes, masturbationjokes.

Siren wrote:

Pariah wrote:


also, inb4 penisjokes, masturbationjokes.

Sister,You have no idea

Frostbyrn wrote:

Siren wrote:

Pariah wrote:


also, inb4 penisjokes, masturbationjokes.

Sister,You have no idea

Frostbyrn wrote:You dont have a penis so no you dont

A penis is like a nymphomaniac best friend who lives in your pants and keeps telling you to do stuff

Frostbyrn wrote:[color=#1E90FF]I really doubt they have the same mind control powers a penis has

Siren wrote:

Frostbyrn wrote:[color=#1E90FF]I really doubt they have the same mind control powers a penis has

*runs off and kills the entire German population then returns with a sac of dog food*

My vagina told me to do it!!

Frostbyrn wrote:

Siren wrote:

Frostbyrn wrote:[color=#1E90FF]I really doubt they have the same mind control powers a penis has

*runs off and kills the entire German population then returns with a sac of dog food*

My vagina told me to do it!!

Not as bad as

Penis:*Salutes*
Brain:Goddamn it thats our cousin
P:So look at her ass in those daisy dukes
B:Shut up you bastard!
P:*Causes physical pain*
B:Oh you motherfucker!
P:*Trollface*

Camel wrote:

Frostbyrn wrote:

Siren wrote:

Frostbyrn wrote:[color=#1E90FF]I really doubt they have the same mind control powers a penis has

*runs off and kills the entire German population then returns with a sac of dog food*

My vagina told me to do it!!

Not as bad as

Penis:*Salutes*
Brain:Goddamn it thats our cousin
P:So look at her ass in those daisy dukes
B:Shut up you bastard!
P:*Causes physical pain*
B:Oh you motherfucker!
P:*Trollface*

I know right...
P: Hey brain you see that girl in those short shorts?
B: Yeah dick i sees her i sees her.
P: Now i want you to go rape her, she's just asking for it.
B: What? Fuck no that's illegal!
P: Hey thats never stopped you before.
B: but!
P: Hey now who has the most blood here?

Frostbyrn wrote:

Camel wrote:

Frostbyrn wrote:

Siren wrote:

Frostbyrn wrote:[color=#1E90FF]I really doubt they have the same mind control powers a penis has

*runs off and kills the entire German population then returns with a sac of dog food*

My vagina told me to do it!!

Not as bad as

Penis:*Salutes*
Brain:Goddamn it thats our cousin
P:So look at her ass in those daisy dukes
B:Shut up you bastard!
P:*Causes physical pain*
B:Oh you motherfucker!
P:*Trollface*

I know right...
P: Hey brain you see that girl in those short shorts?
B: Yeah dick i sees her i sees her.
P: Now i want you to go rape her, she's just asking for it.
B: What? Fuck no that's illegal!
P: Hey thats never stopped you before.
B: but!
P: Hey now who has the most blood here?

Sounds about right until the "Thats never stopped you before" part

Frostbyrn wrote:I really doubt they have the same mind control powers a penis has

Edit:Now lets hear Kate Beckinsale talk about Vaginas for no apparent reason

(NSFW but if you didnt realise that you should probally be trying to knock up your sister you inbred moron)

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/05/republicans-get-in-my-vagina-kate-beckinsale_n_1484918.html?ref=topbar

Siren wrote:

Frostbyrn wrote:You dont have a penis so no you dont

A penis is like a nymphomaniac best friend who lives in your pants and keeps telling you to do stuff

I have boobs and a vagina.
3 voices telling me to do stuff.