Guess whos the genius who stabbed himself in the calf with a Scimitar?!?

THIS GUY!!!

GOD IT HURTS....

Might actually go in....

good fucking job.

also

Guess who hit himself in the face with a flai- oh wait, that was you too.

I want to know what motions followed before the calf stab.

Well how the hell did you manage that?

I was sneaking up behind a friend with it, intending to scare him. And I was holding it by the handle with the blade pointed at the floor.
Accidentally lifted my leg an inch or two too high and it pierced my calf.

The tip went in almost 1/4 of an inch. Bled for like 20 minutes, and was literally just bleeding. Like dripping. Hurts to put any pressure on it and the muscle is kinda....twitchy.

But so far the pain has died down majorly, bleeding stopped and there was no swelling. And I didn't even take any pain meds, so I aint gonna go get it looked at.

HURT LIKE A BITCH THOUGH

blade pointed at the floor

Fucking idiot.

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oh my god, that's just hilarious. I can't believe you did that. In 5.5 years of sword ownership, I've never stabbed myself once. You sir, are just ridiculous.

and then video what happens

Well it wasn;t completely my fault....my friend turned around sooner then I expected.

But whatevs....I have an insanely high threshold for pain.

Ok, just a little swordsman tip:

don't try to scare people with swords. seriously, it's just not a good idea. even with really exquisite self control, accidents happen. this time, you only hurt yourself, which is better than hurting another.

An?

And Pariah this was the friend that caused me to bash my face in with my flail.

Really wasn't intending to scare him either, just pull it out and make him jump then show it to him. Wasn't gonna swing it at him or anyhting, just pull it out from behind me.

Also, I should be thankful it wasn't my Rapier that I did that with. I would be going to the hospital. Especially since I sharpend the damn thing so much yesterday.

Damn thing is fucking sharp right now. If I did it with that one, I might not be walking.

I grabbed the blade

I don't even.

Sounds like a fun time Soap. Next time record it. In the mean time, be a man and walk it off. Cut my achilles tendon years ago while drinking. Cut a red towel into some strips and that was my bandage. Don't need no doctor, even if there is still a piece of glass in there.

How did you manage that Kalei?

ALso, I have managed to actually stab myself before though, like horribly.
There was a barbeque at a friends house. My mom was in the kitchen washing the dishes before we eat. She told me to take this steak knife or some kind of knife(cant remember what it was, I was 8)to my Uncle outside who was on the barbeque.

She showed me how to hold it to where I couldn't possibly hurt myself, and made sure to tell me not to run.
I said okay, grabbed it walked outside the house and my Uncle's Labrador ran out the door behind me and tripped me.

I fell and the blade stabbed me right above the hip and impaled by amlost an inch.
Best 4th of July ever.
I also think that was the day that started my love of knives.

I don't think you should own any weapons.

Thats what my mom says too.

But im 19 she cant say shit and stop me! HAHAHAHAH

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I grabbed the blade

I don't even.

He mastered Blade Grasp.

I managed to do that when I decided it was a fun time to kick through a window. When my foot went through the glass, my leg dropped down and the window got it's revenge. Once I felt it cut though, my natural reaction was to just pull it away. A piece of glass came with it.

Why would you kick a window?

Why wouldnt you kick a window?

Girlfriend.... Really Frost?! Anyway, I kicked the window after I punched the light.